Event Log - Malnosso World

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody!
What: A field trip for the entirety of Luceti!
When: October 27th, until the end of November 2nd
Where: The Happiest Place on the Moon, Malnosso World!
Summary: So you remember all those times Luceti was transformed into Luceti Land? Welcome to Malnosso World, Luceti Land's bigger, cooler brother. Be sure to keep all hands inside the rides at all times, and refer to your map if you get lost. Trust me, you'll get lost.
Rating: F for Fun!

Comments

[misterbrief]

[He stands there with his fists balled. Grinding his teeth. He can't go back there unless she goes with him, because it's far too frightening to go alone. Curse the Malnosso, this is clearly their fault.]

Why would you want to go to either of those places anyway? [FINE, HE WILL GO WITH HER.] I already know what's in Thrill Land. Let's just go to Cartoon Land and get this over with. [HUFF.]

[fashionably_strong]

Because if we're going to be stuck here with no powers, I'd rather have fun rather than get in trouble. I don't think the Malnosso would be dumb enough to put everyone close to their headquarters, depowered or not.

[Besides, experiencing cartoon physics sounds like fun on a temporary basis.]

I bet you'll have more fun than you're expecting to.

[misterbrief]

Tch. I can think of much better things than this. [Well, anyway, he's walking with her now, all dignified and angry that he didn't get his way. Why doesn't this place have moving sidewalks anyway?]

What's in this Cartoon Land anyway that you think will be so entertaining? Sounds lame to me.

[fashionably_strong]

[She's pretty sure that some of those much better things involve grueling training in the Battle Dome. No thanks.]

Cartoon physics. It'll be like all those wacky things that happened on the Saturday morning cartoons I used to watch.

at some point some boys gotta hit on bulla. cuz omfg lol.

[misterbrief]

Cartoons? I remember those. Nothing but trash television, if you ask me! Earthlings have the most stupid ideas of entertainment. [Like this amusement park-!]

I don't want to watch cartoons nor learn about their physics. Is that what this will be?

LOL. They'll probably think she's babysitting

[fashionably_strong]

We won't be watching them...it'll be like we're in a cartoon. And kids' shows aren't supposed to be cinematic masterpieces, Dad. They're supposed to be something to entertain kids for a half hour.

[The perfect way to keep a child distracted for a little while, really.]

NOT AFTER HER DAD HAS A WORD WITH THEM

[misterbrief]

I don't even like those that much. [The movies, that is.

But hey, look, they're coming up to Cartoon Land as they speak! So he stops. And peeks inside the best he can from this distance.]

I changed my mind. I'd rather have a go at a roller coaster. [But they've already walked all the way here...and now he wants to go back...]

[fashionably_strong]

[Bulla looks at him incredulously. After all that fuss, now he wants to go to Thrill Land?]

Seriously? No, we're going in for at least a little bit. We can check out all the roller coasters you want afterward.

[misterbrief]

You are not to tell me what to do! [He crosses his arms and gives the most angry royal stuck up face he can muster.]

We will turn around immediately!

I'm...just going to put the two boys in quotation marks to distinguish them from what Bulla's saying

[fashionably_strong]

You can turn around immediately. I'm going in.

[And before anyone else speaks, a couple of teenage boys approach with little grins on their faces.]

"Hey there...babysitting troubles?"

"You can always meet up with us later, once you've taken the little tyke back to his parents."

[Bulla pauses and she's not quite sure whether her father's going to admit to being an adult or not, considering the embarrassment factor. It's not like he's acting much like one right now anyway...]

perfect!

[misterbrief]

[He just rounds on the boys. Excuse you.]

What did you just call me?! [Uh oh...]

[fashionably_strong]

"A little tyke."

[The palm of Bulla's hand meets her face and rests there for a moment. Oh boy, this is not going to go well.]

Uh, guys? I appreciate the offer, but we've got to get going.

[And with that, she tries to usher her father along before there's an incident.]

[misterbrief]

[He'll march right around his daughter to the boys, because they're about to get a piece of his mind.]

[Silently, he kicks at the knee of one of them, as hard as he can. Unfortunately for the boys, he's still pretty buff at five years old...and he takes out that particular teenager who'd called him a tyke, when he cries out in pain and falls to the ground.]

[Huffing, he looks at the other boy. Do you want some of this?]

[fashionably_strong]

Dad! Chill! It's not like he called you a swear word or said anything perverted about me.

[She knows better than to try to get him to apologize, so instead she just moves to restrain him. The other boy just looks dumbfounded as he helps his friend up.]

"...seriously? I thought people got turned back into adults once they leave Junior Land. Screw that. We're not going there. C'mon, let's get you some ice for your knee."

[Evidently, that boy has a little more sense than the first, given this new information. He helps his friend hobble away. The injured boy shoots Vegeta a nasty glare, but has just enough intelligence not to say anything to make the situation worse.]

[misterbrief]

Oh yes, I'm sure they weren't getting there. If they've got the nerve to do that, who knows what they had planned. I'm glad they're gone. [He glares back at them until he can't see them anymore, before he turns back to Bulla.]

Maybe they'll think twice next time.