Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

[maximoff_girl]

Who: Wanda Maxiomff, Kate Bishop, + Anyone who wants to show up
What: Club HQ's grand opening
When: January 31st
Where: HQ (Across the road from house 14)
Summary: Kate and Wanda finally unveil their Nightclub.
Rating: PG to PG-13.


[After a lot of preparation, opening night for Luceti's newest club is finally here. The music is loud and insistent, the kind where you have to shout a bit to be heard above the noise. Flashing, moving lights above reveal the purple decor, mostly devoid of chairs, and plenty of room to dance. A well stocked bar should be able to provide liquid courage to anyone too nervous to shake there groove-thang sober, while a patio out back affords a space for anyone wanting to have more intimate (or just quieter) interactions. There's also a coat room, for anyone looking for a warmer spot for intimate interactions.

The doors open at seven, and will stay open until two am-- plenty of time to drink, dance, talk and generally have a good time. When the DJs aren't spinning, a house mix is put on, so there's never a quiet moment.]

Comments

[the_dead_pool2]

Course. I'm Deadpool, the Merc with a mouth. Talking and doing other stuff is kind of my thing. Although I suppose ol' Spidey does it as well, but I'm better.

[This is how he sees it]

[maximoff_girl]

[She gives him a bit of a sideways look at that.]

... You don't have any mouth at all, that I can see.

[the_dead_pool2]

I'm guessing you don't get out too much or watch the news. I'm one of those masked vigilante types, along the lines of spiderman and such.

[Well, except you get paid unlike the webslinger]

[maximoff_girl]

Hmmm... Like-- Captain America? [Sorry, never heard of Spiderman.]

[the_dead_pool2]

Uh, sort of. Captain America is actually a legitimate sanctioned hero, and works for the government, plus he has punched like thousands of nazis.

[He had too much respect for the Captain to put himself on the same pedestal. Steve was special]

[maximoff_girl]

... Well, yeah. [She's heard the story from her father.] ... Don't you mean "worked"?

[Dude's dead, right?]

[the_dead_pool2]

No, I mean works. That super soldier serum does wonders for the body. Lets you live through all manner of things. Captain America is alive and kicking, I can personally attest to the kicking portion of things. Depending on which universe you are coming from, occasionally he might be frozen, or somehow suspended in time, but not dead, and not even close to old.

[Captain America is never dead]

[maximoff_girl]

Ohh. ... I thought he was dead. ... Well that's good news then!

[You sure about that Wanda? He may take some slight issue with your father's plans.]

I wonder where he's hiding... if he's not dead.

[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah, generally speaking. I mean a few people wouldn't be thrilled about it, but they usually want to take over the world or something.

[He shrugs as if this is pretty much a normal thing to encounter]

Well, there is a version of him here in this village. Slightly different universe, but similar people occupy them.

[maximoff_girl]

Really? He's here? In-- Luceti? [Wanda is star struck. She needs to find him and thank him for saving her father's life.]

Oh-- Oh wow!

[the_dead_pool2]

[Deadpool just nods at that. Usual appropriate reaction for the Captain]

Yeah, he is pretty boss. The best of the best.

[maximoff_girl]

... Do-- you know where? Could you introduce us? [Yup. Star. Struck. Kind of rude, Wanda. You haven't even introduced yourself.]

[the_dead_pool2]

I have no problem with it, but usually you introduce yourself to the person who is going to introduce you. Unless of course you want to be referred to as this punk chick who really digs what you did with the whole saving people and kicking Nazi ass. In which case, we can go right now.

[Doesn't care too much]

[maximoff_girl]

Oh... Sorry-- I forgot. Sorry, sorry. [Jeeze, Wanda. Change a man's colour pallet, dance with him for a while and never give your name? Rude. Just rude.] My name's Wanda. ... You said you were-- Deadpool? [Weird name, but then again she hangs out with a guy who calls himself "The Blob" so who's she to judge?]

[the_dead_pool2]

Wanda, huh. That name rings a bell for some reason. It'll come to me in a bit I'm sure.

[Where did he know someone named Wanda? Was it the fish? No. That wasn't it]

Yeah, most call me Deadpool, a few call me by my boring first name, but I prefer the alias.

[maximoff_girl]

Are you a mutant, too? ... I know a lot of mutants, who prefer to go by their codenames. [You know, like, two. That's not a lot.]

[the_dead_pool2]

Not by the technical definition, but yeah I got powers and people who hate me for existing, so I got the other qualifications, just not that x-gene.

[maximoff_girl]

Ahh... More like Teddy,then. Or-- Juggernaut? [Not technically human, enhanced-human... it all added up to the same end game, like Deadpool said.]

[the_dead_pool2]

Not familiar with Teddy. Old Jughead there though, I suppose in the most basic sense, sure. But, I'm not a tool like him.

[He is so nice]

[maximoff_girl]

I wouldn't call him a... tool, unless a wrecking ball counts as a tool. [Oh like you're one to judge, Wanda?] I met Teddy here, in Luecit, though. He's an alien shape shifter? Looks like you or me, though. [That was unintentionally clever.]

[the_dead_pool2]

Well you wouldn't call him a tool to his face certainly, well I would, but I'm a G. It is a most accurate description of him though.

[Deadpool just gives a bit of a look]

Yeah... shape shifters tend to do that, kinda a thing for them to blend in with people.

[maximoff_girl]

Oh. ... Yeah. That's true. [Herp. Derp. She shakes her head.] I don't know why they do that, though. ... all the shape shifters I've met are much better looking in their real bodies.

[the_dead_pool2]

Not particularly an area of expertise for me. I imagine it has something to do with being comfortable in the skin you are born in, plus the whole blending in with society that tends to enjoy nothing more than a good lynching.

[He is actually insanely jealous of shape shifters. If he could change how he looked underneath the mask, he certainly would in a flash]

[maximoff_girl]

Hnmf. ... Sounds to me like society needs... to be the one lynched. [That's as close to a clever retort as she can get, sadly.]

[the_dead_pool2]

...

[Deadpool will just pause a bit, because that is kind of an awkward response. He then starts laughing]

Awkward turtle moment!

[He puts one hand over the other and wiggles his thumbs as he laughs]