spice is the variety of death...? idek

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone who wants to be here! ...Again!
What: Total Recall 2014, Part 2
When: The second week of the event, roughly April 17th-22nd. As in the last log, the start date is flexible. The end date less so.
Where: All over blah blah blah
Summary: More chaos, more madness, everyone is just so done with this nonsense gosh
Rating: Varied. Anything too high-rated goes to appointments!


Slow but steady, here is the second log for the event. As before, feel free to have your characters post their own entries if you'd rather do that. Here is the first log as well.

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[generalflirt]

[ ... Might as well roll with it a little though. It's only fair, right? ]

Oh, do you? [ And he holds up Jean's hands, to look down in them. Nothing there. He smiles a little crookedly and then has the hands "explode" in wiggly fingers ]

OOC: I'll add some clear thoughts from Vash in italic brackets if you want to catch any of it!

[goldenglasses]

[Vash grins at the response. Good, she's not a shy one! As he always felt a little bad making girls uncomfortable when he flirted. He was out for a bit of fun, oddly compliment a girl, possibly get slapped, and nothing more.]

Yes! I do! And right now my heart is beating faster and faster at that nice tickling that you're giving it!

Okay cool i don't think he will but we'll see if I see a funny

[generalflirt]

[ Wow... ]

Not intentional, I assure you.

Sounds good to me!

[goldenglasses]

Intentional or not my heart is all a-flutter now! I think the only way to calm is now is with a kiss! What do you say?

[generalflirt]

...Wow, okay, you're coming on a little strong now, bro.

[ ... Wow that sounds weird to hear in Jean's voice. And no doubt his current pose (one hand on a hip, the other held palm open) probably looks silly too ]

[goldenglasses]

Sorry! But it's hard to hold back one's heart when they've found their true love! [He blushes slightly.] But for you I shall do my best to try to ease the pounding of my heart! [Lies.]

[generalflirt]

Well, I'd hope so... because you might want to look somewhere else for that.

[goldenglasses]

Alright! [Vash looks to the left. Then he turns his head to the right before turning it back to face Masaomi.] Ah! Nope! I see my destined soul mate still in front of me! I know you don't believe me just yet, but how about just one date? I'm sure I could convince you after that! Come on, what do you say?

[generalflirt]

[ That he's Masaomi? you know, he could just clarify that, but he decides not to: for a simple reason that the receiving end here is sort of uncomfortable and now he's curious that if it's going to get more. But... ]

Sorry, no date. It's sweet of you to offer, but I'm actually here for a purpose.

[goldenglasses]

You mean besides meeting me and fulfilling our destiny? [He grins like an idiot. Easily letting the rejection over the date easily roll off of him for now.]

[generalflirt]

Afraid so! [ And with a smile, he tries to strut past Vash. Not that strutting is easy in a body that he doesn't have full mastery over the center of gravity on. Thus, he trips a little, but catches himself before he falls. He sighs then and decides if that sick brush off isn't going to work, he might as well explain a little ]

I'm here for a new swimsuit.

[goldenglasses]

[Vash doesn't act like he notices the trip. Smiling happily as he moves out of the way so Masaomi can fail!strut his way past.]

Really!> Why, that's just perfect! I can help! I happen to be an expert at picking out swimsuits! [Said the man from a desert planet.]

[generalflirt]

Really?

[goldenglasses]

Really, really! No one is better at picking out swimsuits than I! Go ahead and try one on and I'll show you just how good I am at it!

[generalflirt]

[ You know this was just starting to get creepy.

...

But he couldn't pass it up. So he's going to nod and then head on out to go and find a good swimsuit but- ]

Then how about we see one on you?

[goldenglasses]

[As Masaomi turns to go find a swimsuit Vash's face drops from a moment into utter confusion. I really thought I would have gotten smacked by now! Or at least told to get lost. He's so surprised that he wasn't told no that the look will still be plastered on his face when he asks his question.]

W-What!? Me? HAHAHAHHAHAHAH! I'm afraid I don't need a new suit! HAHAHHAHAHAHA!

[generalflirt]

Well that's unfortunate. Because without getting evidence like that, I've got no reason to believe you just just a creepy pervert.

[ Lalala. Going to look for selections, playing it cool ]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash follows behind looking very much like a kicked puppy with his frown and hunched shoulders.] Awww, but isn't there some other way I can prove myself to the beautiful goddess before me? [Because there is NO way I'm getting into a swimsuit.]

[generalflirt]

I'm not sure that I can accept anything else, though...

[ And wow, now that he's in a woman's body, it's a little odd to look at swimsuits. Weird ]

[goldenglasses]

Aw, that's not fair. Besides, I'm an expert of picking out swimsuits for woman. I'm terrible at picking them out for men! So me trying one on wouldn't prove anything at all!

How about I promise I'm not just a creepy pervert!

[generalflirt]

Being the dignified sort of person that I am, I'm not sure I can accept that at face value.

[goldenglasses]

Alright! How about this? If you decide I'm a pervert I'll take you out to dinner! [Because going out to DINNER with a pervert would be a good thing apparently.]

[generalflirt]

[ Halt in place. Turn. Flat look ]

That wasn't smooth at all, man.

[goldenglasses]

Huh? What do you mean by smooth? [Can someone THIS stupid be a pervert? That's the way Vash would like it to come off as.]

[generalflirt]

That didn't make a lot of sense.