Event Log - Total Recall

[lucetimods]

Who: You and you and mostly me and you
What: Everyone's been Shifted in their own way
When: A hero doesn't care if this event last a whole ten days
Where: Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
Summary: It's that special time when the Malnosso collect all their recent experiments and apply them all at once to measure effectiveness. Although invaluable as research, it tends to leave the subjects looking just a bit mad.
Rating: Rated H for HEROIC

So there is a mod post and it pretty much tells you EVERYTHING you need to know. This is a mass log for people to comment around on if they don't want to make posts. Or even if they want to make posts anyway. There will be at least one more of these later in the event! ENJOY!

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Day 1

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky is definitely enjoying a nice walk through the village, having fun in absorbing all the chaos that is going around. Silly humans. Don't know how to handle shifts, and they all look so ridiculous.

... Wait.

There's a box wandering around

He recognizes this box.

It's that box.] YOU! GET BACK HERE!

[whimsicalwinds]

[...oh christ Hayate recognizes that voice.]

...R-Robot-san?!

[THAT'S IT... HE'S DOOMED...

well. unless he starts CRAWLING THE FUCK AWAY LIKE LAST TIME which he's doing now.]

[roboredom]

[That is the box from before! That princess woman's pet box who ate her for fun! Robo-Ky refuses to let the box escape again, so he follows in pursuit. It even speaks just like last time, taunting him.]

I SAID GET BACK HERE! YOU WON'T ESCAPE MY WRATH THIS TIME!

[whimsicalwinds]

[nononoNONONONO WHY

CRAAAAWLING...]

R-Robot-san! Please stop that! [BACK, YOU FOUL FIEND] It seems as though I found myself in yet another dangerous situation, though this is far worse than last time! A-ah... I need to find a way to get Robot-san to stop following me..

[roboredom]

I WON'T STOP UNTIL I DESTROY YOU! [He's serious about this too. He really hates this box, and will do anything to try and catch it. Maybe... shooting his arm off as a rocket will help.]

[whimsicalwinds]

[that

was not something Hayate was expecting ummm

and given that he had been crawling under a box, trying to dodge it even after noticing the rocket arm was futile.

..As such, it's a direct hit, and now the box and naked Hayate are tumbling along on no.]

U-uwaaaah...!

[roboredom]

[Haha! Direct hit! Robo-Ky rushes forward to confront the box and whatever defective human that it consumed this time.]

I'VE GOT YOU NOW-- [Stare.

Stare.

Stare.]

that should say oh no, not on no. what even.

[whimsicalwinds]

[OOF. He stops rolling and... ow that hurt...

He sits up, not even bothering to rub his aching head, and just. Stares at Robo-Ky.]

Robot-san...

on, don't worry about it

[roboredom]

[This is a situation he never thought would happen.

He just needs... to make sure...] DO YOU HAVE A SISTER.

/punches

[whimsicalwinds]

[continued here]