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Who: The Eccentric, along with anyone he meets.
What: Please see here!
When: MONDAY afternoon/evening.
Where: The central plaza, right where the portal was.
Summary: YOU MAY USE ACTION TAGS SHOULD YOU SO DESIRE. Characters are free to come across this strange little hologram.
Rating: Uhhh idk. Whatever happens. Probably not above PG.

[Where there once was a blue disc that stood as the "Gate" through which Lucetians could pass through, there is now a blue figure that has the appearance of a poor-quality hologram or a ghost. It's a little old man, and he's very eager to talk to anyone that passes by.]

Hello? Hello! Excuse me, could I ask you some questions?

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[The hologram drops his cane once Asch answers.] Heavens me, you're a man as well?!

[.... Regretting it already. Walking away now.]

No no, please don't go! I'm sorry, you're very manly! I noticed when I heard your voice, extremely commanding.

[Well, alright, you made him pause, though he suspects you're full of shit.]

Next time you want a favour, don't insult the person you're asking.

[Pot, kettle, black.]

I didn't mean to insult you! I didn't realize male pride was so prominent here, but I shall do my best to remember! [He removes his hat and holds it to his chest, bowing a bit.]

[...Ugh.] Fine, what do you want?

You sir! ...you are a sir. Yes.

Do you know anyone that passed through this gate?

Lots of people passed through the gate. They all ended up talking like idiots.

Really, really now? How did you contact them?

I didn't. I saw it over the journal system.

...what? No no, that can't be possible. They went home.

You're an idiot. They're still here.

No they aren't! [He thumps his cane against the ground for emphasis.] They went home!

Look on the journals yourself if you don't believe me.

My dear madam, I can't...I don't have one, I'm afraid.

Stop calling me that. Idiot. [SIGH. Asch resists the urge to bitch more and pulls out his journal, flipping back a few pages and lifting it to show the hologram.] It's right there.

Well now that is quite inappropriate. [He's looking at some of the...drawings.] Though she would be much more beautiful with blonde hair.

What? [Asch checks the journal again and gawks.] What the hell is this!?

It appears to be two women having relations, miss.

Stop calling me a girl!!

[He jumps in surprise!] My, you're a man!

I already told you that.

Oh my, you did, didn't you? I'm terribly sorry, I am! It's so difficult to tell men and women apart.

[Screw this moron. Asch turns on his heel and stomps off; he can get his answers from someone who cares.]

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