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y'all know what this is for....

Who: EVERYONE
What: SHENANIGANS
When: ANY OLD TIME (between Jan 24 and Jan 30 anyhoot)
Where: EVERYWHERE
Summary: Everyone becomes that which they love, covet, adore, or otherwise desire, and it ends exceptionally well for every single person involved. Hooray!
Rating: Who even knows. Anywhere from G to R, I would suppose.

No cut for this -- this is a MASS INTERACTION POST for the You Are What You Love event! For those of you who don't want to have to post up actual entries in your characters' journals (though you are of course still free to do that), this is the place to be all week if you just want to toss out random shenanigans! (Or more serious shenanigans. Or whatever brand of shenanigans you prefer, really.) There's no real need to state your date/location in the subject line of your tag, but you may feel free to do so!

Please threadjack like bosses, and above all, have fun! ♥

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Erm...this...my clothes are bein' washed, on account of how filthy I got 'em whilst I were strollin' about looking for great poncing gits to stab?

Can't imagine them being more filthy than what you have on now. [He's used to Buffy talking weird, but this is... a different kind of weird.]

Oi! This coat's new, I'll have you know!

[Gah, Horner. Please don't let him hit on me. Please. No. Hitting. On.]

Where are you off to, then?

[If ONLY.]

I've got nowhere to go. I think maybe I'll keep you company.

[Jack tries to walk faster. It's hard to do in the overlarge boots.]

Right, well--keep up, then.

[Keeping up? He's on it.]

Clothing store, first? Looks like you need it.

[Oh, God--is this going to turn into a rags-to-princess shopping montage? Cue fun girly out-on-the-town montage music. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhSZsCfnQIQ)]

Clothing, Horner? What know you of clothing?

Oh, I know a few things. More generally taking them off than putting them on.

...You've never...I can't recall if we've ever...

[Please no. Please God no. Why is he flirting with me?]

[Can't recall? Something odd is up here.]

Of course we have. [He says it without missing a beat.]

[Still walking towards the clothing store. He glances back.]

Coming?

[Jack DOES walk, catching up, in a complete daze.] Did I...enjoy it?

If you're wanting another go 'round, you only have to ask.

[Although Jack is suspecting that he does not want to sleep with this Buffy. But trolling? Oh yes.]

NO! Not--NO! [A huff. Jack has a surprisingly GOOD huffy Buffy impression, probably because he sees it so much. It's almost automatic. He nearly crashes through the door of the shop in his haste to make this conversation go away. Yet morbid curiosity spurs it on.]

I'd never have thought you and I---I wouldn't have predicted that, Horner.

Women can't resist the Jack charm. I'm sure you've had your way with pirate Jack a few times by now.

[Jack will open the door so 'Buffy' doesn't have to crash into it. Having figured out who this Buffy is, he's going to do his own interrogation.]

[WHAT.]

OH. Ah. Yes, pirate Jack and I have...aye, numerous times. Sometimes more than once a day, even.

[He smirks knowingly.]

Must keep you real busy, that.

You've no idea, mate. Right. Clothing, clothing......[Jack looks forlornly at racks of wenches' clothing. What to choose, even?]

Having trouble picking something out?

Well it's all very confusing, isn't it. How does she do it, I ask you.

Yeah... how does she do it? Why don't you show me?

We're both speaking of her way with clothes, and not some other thing which I am now trying to unthink because Sparrow's brain is not capable of withstanding such utter skullfunkery, are we not?

Finally decided to come around to admitting you're not Buffy?

...Aye. Her feet. They do not and nor will they ever fit into these boots. Now what would you suggest?

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