y'all know what this is for....

[fourteen]

Who: EVERYONE
What: SHENANIGANS
When: ANY OLD TIME (between Jan 24 and Jan 30 anyhoot)
Where: EVERYWHERE
Summary: Everyone becomes that which they love, covet, adore, or otherwise desire, and it ends exceptionally well for every single person involved. Hooray!
Rating: Who even knows. Anywhere from G to R, I would suppose.

No cut for this -- this is a MASS INTERACTION POST for the You Are What You Love event! For those of you who don't want to have to post up actual entries in your characters' journals (though you are of course still free to do that), this is the place to be all week if you just want to toss out random shenanigans! (Or more serious shenanigans. Or whatever brand of shenanigans you prefer, really.) There's no real need to state your date/location in the subject line of your tag, but you may feel free to do so!

Please threadjack like bosses, and above all, have fun! ♥

Comments

[herotypical]

You seriously thought...? [ a tough chuckle -- like she can barely believe it. she gestures outwards with an arm. ] What kind of backwards and upside logic brought you to that conclusion, huh?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Annie.....we might have got into a bit of a pissing match, me and Horner, over you. Erm.....I may have said some things that aren't strictly.......truthful. Ish.

[herotypical]

[ ...a groan. buffy rubs the side of her head. ]

In future? Try not to make me the subject of your -- [ cough ] -- pissing matches. Just how outside of the truth-lines did you colour?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Numerous times? Often several times a day?

[herotypical]

[ pinching the bridge of her nose, now. ] Right. So this means I'm stuck with damage control over my new floozy rep thanks to two Jacks. Awesome.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

No worries, Annie! He'll be too shamed by my superior amount of...of...my much more numerous and passionate encounters with you to blab!

[herotypical]

I don't think he's capable of feeling shame.

[ never mind that these are numerous passionate encounters that have never happened in luceti. ]

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Dunno--he did help me choose these clothes. Otherwise it would've been stark nudity.

[He is KIDDING, Buffy. About the nudity thing. It's COLD out.]

[herotypical]

How about you come home with me and I introduce you to things called taste and modesty.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Aye, fine. Though it would be a whole lot much more fun if I were me and not you.

[herotypical]

You being me is exactly why this is happening. Now, come on...before you catch frostbite in places that frostbite should never be caught.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Wearing a thong is certainly an invitation to frostbite, Annie. [Sparrow paces on toward her house, not waiting. The thigh-high boots clicking along the path.]

[herotypical]

Oh my God. [ she has a moment of private agony before catching him up. ] I'm going to strangle Jack Horner.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Why? You look...it's... [Jack has run out of words.]

[herotypical]

[ caught up, she can get a terrifying second look at her piratical twin. and...oh, hell no. ] Jack, did you stuff m--your bra?

[ the reaction is somewhere between outrage and hurt because clearly this translates to her being somehow inadequate and after the whole debacle with nami? well...she walks faster. ]

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[Jack, meanwhile, is hurrying to catch up. It's hard to do in the boots.] No! Annie!

Erm--yes! But it wasn't my idea! It were Horner's.

[herotypical]

[ just remember that she makes boots like that look easy to walk in. ]

And he -- what? Forcibly stuffed them in there? 'Cause you realize it's way obvious that they're fake. Like way. [ bitter bitter bitter. ]

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[Cue lots of self-gropage from Jack. Socks go flying.] Right! It's not what--sorry, Annie.

[herotypical]

...Can you please refrain from feeling me up in front of me? [ wait... ] I mean -- ugh, I don't know what I mean.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Why not? I'm enjoying it immensely.

[herotypical]

[ e-enjoying it? ] Your telling me you don't miss being yourself?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Well I haven't been you for very long, now have I?

[Just long enough to see you naked, Buffy. And get drunk with Kennedy.]

[herotypical]

I would've thought any amount would be too long to be not myself. I mean -- that's a trip I've been on before. [ but she doesn't have to worry about this body double sleeping with her boyfriend. she hopes. ]

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[Oh God. No. No. No. No. No. No. And no.]

It's just an experiment, Annie. I'll--would it make you feel better if you were to set about strictures for my use of you? Since you're fond of rules and all.

[herotypical]

[ she nods, but rather than answer him directly, she asks a question of her own: ] Did you get the whole package?

[ she means the slayer powers. ]