You put those piranhas in my bathtub again

[lucetimods]

Who: EVERYONE~
What: Post-Event Chaos
When: RAT NAO orrrrr anytime this week or something.
Where: EVERYWHERE
Summary: So everyone woke up this morning probably feeling less love than they'd been feeling lately. Or maybe love for different people. Either way, things are probably awkward for couples and ex-couples alike |D this is to prune down the journal-spam of everyone going "OH GOD WHAT DID I DO" and dashing off to kiss and make up. ...Naturally you can still do that, but this'll help. Hopefully.
Rating: If your character's partner was into NC-17 then this'll probably go R. WOO. seriously though ratings may vary



"Good morning, all you hard-working Malnosso out there!" [The PA system is loud as it echoes throughout the dormitory areas of the Luceti Project's main base outside the barrier. NOT IN THE VILLAGE ITSELF, BY THE BY.] "I know it's the last day of V-Day Vacation Week, but you wouldn't want to miss the best part of the show, would you? Please tune in to LuceTV, because those silly little villagers are all starting to wake up! Again, thank you all for working so hard this year. Now enjoy the show, and have a very nice day~!"

Comments

[crisisrain]

Jilly the artist... first time I've heard of anyone who's able ta draw here. Were ya hooked up with her last week?

[all7seas]

Aye.

I think it may have broken my...brain.

Your comment is from 2007....

[crisisrain]

Nothin' important was broken then! You watch, everythin' will be back ta normal soon enough!

lol wut

[all7seas]

What if the girl you love meets the other girl you love and they...find out about each other? Bloody Malnosso....

omg LJ has decided 2011 sucks for some reason?

[crisisrain]

Oh... now I see yer problem. That's when ya have to pick between the two sadly, or hope they don't both try and kill ya?

LJ SUCKS TONIGHT

[all7seas]

I was rather thinking the latter, actually. [Jack lifts his compass from his belt and slaps it down on the counter.] This ain't workin', either.

It's all kind of special :D!

[crisisrain]

Rather you than me. Though, bein' hunted down by gorgeous ladies isn't all that bad either. Good way ta die.

[He looks at the compass Jack just presented.] How is it not workin'? I thought compasses worked regardless.

seriously

[all7seas]

It's meant to point to what you want most, mate. [The pirate takes a long drink of rum, then sets the bottle down and opens the compass. The needle immediately points to the rum.] See?

[crisisrain]

Hey! That's pretty cool! So if I wanted a bottle of whiskey the most right now, it'd point to that?

Hold on- it just pointed ta the rum fer you. So it does work?

[all7seas]

Aye, it would--simple enough, eh? It won't point the way home, though, blast it. Like to try it? [He holds it out, listlessly.]

[crisisrain]

Haha, I don't think any piece of technology we own could help with that. [He takes the compass from Jack, the arrow points clearly to the east. Which is in the direction Jack is sitting next to him.]

Don't get flattered now, it's pointin' in the direction of our house.

[all7seas]

No flattery taken, mate; what's back there that's so important, hm?

[crisisrain]

Out of everythin' here? I'd say my friends are the most important ta me, I'm not surprised it's pointin' to them. [And the direction of his love interest but Jack doesn't need to know that.]

Here, ya can have it back. [He holds it out for him.] Nice peice of tech though, did ya bring it with you when ya came?

[all7seas]

Found it--found it here. Sometimes it works, and other times, not--it depends on the clarity of one's heart's desire. [Sparrow accepts the compass back and sets it down warily on the counter again.] Your friends--are they from home?

[crisisrain]

Huh, I've never heard of anyone findin' things like that here. I guess ya don't just look like a pirate then?

[He nods, concerned.] Yeah, we're all from the same world. Different points in time, but the same world never the less.

[all7seas]

Just LOOK like a pirate? [There is a great deal of laughter at this.] I'm pirate through and through, mate. Captain Jack Sparrow! As was. Erm. As is.

I've Tia, but I've not seen her about much. And she's a goddess, and so from no particular point in time, really.

[crisisrain]

A genuine pirate? Gotta say, I'm jealous of the kinda life you guys lead. Bein' a pirate must be great! [No, he really does want to be a pirate.] It's nice ta meet ya Captain, I'm Raven.

Not sure how I feel about a goddess, but I'll take yer word fer it. Is she good lookin' at least?

[all7seas]

Raven like the bird, or the writing desk? [He goes on immediately:] And she is a fine woman indeed--BIT macabre, but who doesn't like a smidgen of that in their sea goddess? Lovely thing, Tia.

[crisisrain]

The writing desk? No, it's definitely the bird version.

A fine woman ya say? Macarbe isn't too bad, long as she's not gonna chop ya up into little peices, or set you on fire.

[all7seas]

Ah.

...

She MIGHT not do those things. Possibly.

[crisisrain]

I think I'll mark her down on my list of 'women to avoid'. I don't feel like dyin' anytime soon.

[all7seas]

Don't mistake me, mate---she's not a killer. Rather friendly-like, actually! She just....demands payment, at times. Most deities do.

[crisisrain]

What kinda payment are we talkin' about here?

[all7seas]

Well, in MY case, the payment was...myself. For a night.

[IF YOU TAKE HIS MEANING, AND YES, HE ENJOYED IT AT THE TIME.]

[crisisrain]

[TOTALLY taking that in the most perverted way.]

Ya better have been a good payment! Don't go bein' cheap for a gorgeous lass, you lucky devil.