We're more than carbon and chemicals

[lucetimods]

Who: All Draftees
What: Fighting Third Party
When: 26th, 27th, 28th, 1st, and 2nd
Where: The Southern Farmlands
Summary: See here for overall details.
Rating: Probably gonna be gorey in places :|a

DOESN'T NEED A CUT. People should know how this works, if not, just follow other people's lead. I'm gonna set up some strategist threads at the top, for the four strategists to use if they want to, otherwise people should start their own threads.

((Mod Note: Since this has been asked a few times, just fyi, the livestock do not talk. Happy hunting!))

Comments

1/?

[mischiefbreeder]

[D...Dude... That was... so awesome... With the light, and the explosion, and the drill and the--]

[simplestgift]

Yes! [He does indeed have them, but he's not sure what to do with them. This beast is not a horse. When one of the angelic beings runs at him, though, he yanks the gryphon towards it, and the creature immediately guts the enemy soldier with its claws. Hunh. He's never seen that particular task accomplished that way before.]

2/?

[mischiefbreeder]

[WHOA WAIT WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S... That's a skateboard...]

[memoryboxes]

[ahaha |D]

Is that true, Jack-san? I wouldn't want to believe it!

3/4

[mischiefbreeder]

[...S-sob... It's like Gurren Lagann understands him now...]

4/4

[mischiefbreeder]

Hah, it's perfect! Now let's go out there and kick some ass!

[originaljackass]

Of course it's true, don't listen to Arch. He's just sore he doesn't patch up as easily.

[And then with a loud whisper which Archie can hear anyway:] Or the good looks either.

[dragoon-pride.livejournal.com]

[Kain goes right to it, slaying that enemy with just as much ferocity if not more than the last one. It makes him feel better anyway! He keeps back for Rydia to do her spell, keeping an eye out for any of those with that Shifting ability...]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

R... right! [Actually? Simon has no idea what the heck it is they just made. But Gold seems to know, and he;s satisfied with it, so it'll work out fine, right? Right. No problem.]

[mischiefbreeder]

Let's roll out, Gurren Lagann! [And he has it hop on that skateboard and speed back towards the battlefield!]

[simplestgift]

[That doesn't actually sting, even if Jack wants it to. Archie knows he's got looks. That was sort of a problem once, actually. Instead of reacting, he pulls a little at Jack's shoulders, trying to get in a better breathing position.]

[herotypical]

[ this is brutal. she can feel consciousness being squeezed out of her and her struggling does little to change that. this is worse than the test on her eighteenth -- then, she had a chance. she had holy water. now she has nothing. she thrashes her head backwards, hoping to smash the guy's nose in. it only adds yet another batch of pain.

only she hears his yell and before buffy even feels the strength flood back into her body, she realizes that she has one last thing. she has jack sparrow. the elite's grip loosened but by now she can kick and shove and break free. the after-panic of being helpless is still clear on her face and she takes it out on the elite with a firm, snappy roundhouse kick. this should deliver the soldier deftly into jack's care. ]

[heroicarturia.livejournal.com]

[Yeah she definitely hears that sarcasm.]

I do not mean to sound ungrateful. I simply don't want you to waste ammunition that may be difficult to acquire at this time.

[gan-ceann.livejournal.com]

[If Izaya were to see Celty on the battlefield now, he would probably take it as confirmation of his 'Valkyrie' theory. But Celty herself has no such thoughts. According to legend she is a bringer of death but what reasons she had for that are no longer in her memories. Her presence today is simply to fulfill a promise; to protect Mikado's friends, some of whom she could tentatively call her own friends as well. Associates, at least. She can't die like the others, so she'll do what she can to keep them safe.

The strategy is simple - get in close to the enemy with Shooter in motorcycle form as a disguise, then take out as many as possible with her scythe. If a shifter is among them and her abilities are nulled, that's when the extra calvary can take them down.]

[originaljackass]

Not like I need the ammo.

[Seeing a little lady going around swinging a sword sort of makes him feel like he ought to draw that saber at his side and do the same. Even if it is purely vanity to fight that way.]

[ima-greywarden.livejournal.com]

Go, now!

[kyoshi]

Looks that way. [She's not nervous, but... well. It's a little worrisome, going into a big battle so unprepared for what could be coming.] I haven't seen Katara yet, though.

[heroicarturia.livejournal.com]

A dual user? Well, a sword is preferred when it comes to close combat situations like this. You are faring well I assume?

[simplestgift]

[Archie is not sure how to get this thing flying, but apparently it speaks the same language they do, because it immediately starts flapping its wings. In fact, it starts to crouch down for lift-off before Alistair is even on it. As soon as the Greywarden has boarded, it launches into the air and leaves Archie's stomach on the ground.]

Whoa!

[originaljackass]

Against these little cherub bastards? Ain't even broke a sweat, doll. How abut you?

[generalflirt]

[Masaomi's not a huge part of this particular plan- or rather, if he is, he's not very aware of it. It's simple, really. He and Kaori attract the attention of the mainstay of the soldiers and then Katara and Shikamaru come to back them up once these two have led them to the traps. One of the other groups will then take out the shifter.

Sure, they're bait, but that's cool. It's a good role for him and he knows it.

The issue with this particular instance is that they seem to have pulled in more than they can chew. In the middle of the mob he's steadily pulling back with the girl beside him (or perhaps above him, she can fly after all!), there's one in the middle of the mob they're pulling who has wing-armor and a fancier weapon and- Well. It's an Elite. Which is part of the reason Masaomi has opted to start fleeing before even punching out too many of the normal soldiers, so they can get in the midst of the traps

I CAN START THINGS]

[all7seas]

[Armored wings. The pirate isn't prepared for how tough they are as the soldier is thrown back toward him by Buffy's kick. His sword is sharp, though. He manages to hack one wing mostly all the way through at the base before his knee gives way again---not totally disconnecting the wing, but harming it. Badly. It dangles from a few shreds as the enraged and now seriously injured Elite tries to pin Sparrow to the ground with his sword.

Jack rolls out of the way, getting to his feet once more, somehow.]

[heroicarturia.livejournal.com]

...Doll? [Hi I'm from 5th century Medieval England and is that a compliment?]

I've been doing well. They are slightly stronger than the soldiers I fought back in my home, but I can handle them with ease.

[seiriald]

[Kaori has chosen to not reveal her wings yet, preferring to dwindle the numbers before exposing that part of herself. Following Masaomi's lead she's pulling back, taking note of the increase in strength from the Elite. Meaning her instincts are kicking in to get the other out of the mob safely.

Not that she's not swinging around those knives she carries as she does it, better to at least wound some of them beforehand, so it would be easier to deal with them if they survive the traps.]

[originaljackass]

Doll. It's a term of endearment. Friendly-like.

[Well, speaking of handling them with ease, here comes another handful. Seeing as he's got backup at the moment, he puts the P90s away and draws his saber. The kind they give to civil war officers. Also, notably enough, probably not the kind that's going to survive this draft seeing as how he never used it with super strength.]

So you won't mind if I get my medieval on with some of these bastards, right?