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[lucetimods]

Who: All Draftees
What: Fighting Third Party
When: 26th, 27th, 28th, 1st, and 2nd
Where: The Southern Farmlands
Summary: See here for overall details.
Rating: Probably gonna be gorey in places :|a

DOESN'T NEED A CUT. People should know how this works, if not, just follow other people's lead. I'm gonna set up some strategist threads at the top, for the four strategists to use if they want to, otherwise people should start their own threads.

((Mod Note: Since this has been asked a few times, just fyi, the livestock do not talk. Happy hunting!))

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[originaljackass]

[Jack was already running low on rounds for the day. He'd have to reload back at the hotel room. He cursed his luck as he stalked the battlefield, having been forced to resort to his pistols. It took three shots to take down a soldier. Damn, he was really rusty. Back when he was Jack Candle, he could have taken one of these bastards down with one shot to the skull.

... and that's when he sees one of the tough ones taking down that shmuck, Archie. With his machine guns depleted, he's honestly tempted to just move on and let someone else handle this armor clad bitch. On the other hand...

He's goddamned Jack Horner. Hero shit is what he does. Time for people to see how awesome he is. He empties the remaining rounds in his pistol in the direction of the elite. They don't quite kill her, oh no. But it sure as hell gets her attention. Before he can reload, she's upon him, piercing a sword through his gut.]

... fuck.

[simplestgift]

[...And he's not dead. His chest is more or less ON FIRE, but he's not dead, and the wound is fairly shallow. Gritting his teeth, he climbs to his feet and sees that the Elite who was about to cleave him in half is now killing Jack Horner. GOOD. Maybe that'll take the ass down a peg or two. Still, he can't just stand back and enjoy the show, because as much as he despises Horner, Archie's just not that kind of guy. Snapping up his sword, he slices through the winged woman's Achilles' tendon, hoping that will at least buy Jack time.]