New Species Event - Mass Interaction Log

[lucetimods]

Who: Anyone!
What: All in here
When: Today, Tomorrow, Until April 2nd
Where: Anywhere in Luceti!
Summary: People in Luceti wake up as something they weren't before. An elf, a gremlin, a vulcan, or perhaps a mermaid? Try living in someone else's shoes... if they can even wear those.
Rating: Not recommended for those with weak constitutions, raging hormones, shipping goggles, or people just too cool and attractive for this kind of thing.

No need for LJ Cut! Mass action style stuff all around town. You can use this if you don't want to make a post. Or you can make a post anyway. Have at!

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All over the lower 7 inches of town

[simplestgift]

[What is this mess? WHAT IS THIS MESS? AAAAUUUGHH!

This is the most important thing about Archie Kennedy's day right now. Not the fact that he's seven inches tall and barely clothed. This kitchen. What is it.

So today, he'll be starting with cleaning his own kitchen, then working his way to Seventh Heaven (mind if he helps himself to some cake?), Good Spirits (booze!), and all other public establishments with kitchens, cleaning them as if it's his calling. Which it is, because he's a brownie. Then, in time, he will get to your kitchen. He has ways. Because this injustice cannot stand.

If you are a cat, you may feel the sudden urge to chase. This is perfectly natural and you should not feel concerned.]

heh heh heh

[all7seas]

[Jack doesn't usually see elves in Good Spirits until 4am on a Friday night, typically. So this has confused him a bit.]

Goblin.

I cannot for the life of me find consistent artworks, so this icon forever.

[simplestgift]

[Have a brownie glaring up at you, pirate. Kind of a familiar glare, too.]

hahaha okay

[all7seas]

......What, goblin? You need a drink? Did the cat have your cream?

[simplestgift]

[Lieutenant Kitchen Helper heaves a high-pitched, tinny sigh. Well, there's no way he's revealing his identity to the pirate, so he puts on his best Scottish brogue--which is really good, by the way.]

I'm not a goblin, ya bampot.

skdjflkds

[greenshifts.livejournal.com]

[Hey hey what is that thing in her kitchen.

...and why does it look so chase-able.]

[simplestgift]

[The little faerie wrinkles his nose at Ranka, trying to determine what she will do, still holding a dirty, soapy plate in one hand.]

[greenshifts.livejournal.com]

[Okay, that's actually pretty scary-looking. But it's...washing her dishes? Maybe it's a nice scary little thing. So she hops onto the counter to get a better look at it.

...well, okay, she tries to hop, falls over onto her side, flails herself back upright, tries again, barely catches onto the counter, and flails herself up onto it. But. Details.]

[simplestgift]

[He may be a faerie, but he's also still Archie, so he puts down the plate and tries to help the critter.]

[folklorist]

[ Well he wasn't expecting this in his kitchen. They usually at least keep that part of the apartment clean...somewhat. ] Ah! How did you get in here?

[ A Brownie...in his kitchen. Hm it could be worse; Helios will smile though. ] Thank you for cleaning up you didn't have to do that though.

[simplestgift]

[Yes, he did. The critter looks up at the bespectacled stranger, eyes curious. Who is this, and why isn't he freaked out?]

[folklorist]

[ It's part of his job, literally. ]

I didn't realize we had Brownies here...ah! Where are my manners! I'm Helios Sprensonne and you've done a fantastic job with the kitchen. [ Smiling as he looks around impressed at the kitchen before regarding the other. ] You're not a new feather are you? [ Helios will lean down a little closer curiously eying you there Archie. ]

[simplestgift]

[The faerie looks irritated by the proximity. On impulse, he reaches out to give Helios' nose a honk.]

No.

Community Building Three 8D

[herpderpetile.livejournal.com]

[Now what is Archie the Brownie going to do with a kitchen that's already being obsessively cleaned? Though Robert is admittedly somewhat compromised due to being a turtle and having slightly more than half the usual digits count, so it may not be quite as clean as it normally would be... but this is a community building that a. is mostly unlived-in and b. has him and Kryten in it.

Still, he's more than surprised by the small creature that has somehow magicked zir way into his community building's kitchen. It could be worse; it could be the ad-hoc kitchen in Robert's actual room...]

Ah, excuse me there. I didn't... quite see you. [Mostly because Robert is definitely over seven inches tall.] Er... do you perhaps need some assistance? [Robert goes to carefully put his cleaning implements down so as not to injure the little non-human sapient(?).]

[simplestgift]

[The faerie looks around the kitchen and is figuring his work is more or less done, so he begins a final wipedown of the sink.]

I'm fine.

[He's seen the giant turtles around town and hasn't actually confronted any of them--for a reason. But here's one.]

I don't remember any of you having spectacles.

[herpderpetile.livejournal.com]

[Robert offers a small smile to the tiny creature. (He doesn't recognize most mythological beings, so right now he's operating under the impression that Archie is an extremely tiny hominid.)]

That would likely be because I'm not generally an anthropomorphic red-eared slider. [Robert assists Archie in wiping away the remainder of the grime on the sink.] Generally I am a homo sapiens sapiens, but the Malnosso decided to take one of my statements a little drastically, I suppose.

[He pauses, looking down at the little faerie on the counter again.] ... I am afraid I do not recognize your particular species, though. Such a dimunitive hominid...

[simplestgift]

[The brownie is now giving you this look, Robert. Is he supposed to understand a word you're saying?]

You've never heard of brownies where you come from, then?

[winged_moon]

[He isn't normally a cat, though, so Yue is going to feel concerned about the sudden desire to chase the small creature. Or at least he will later, when he has time to think about it.

Right now, however, there's a fluffy white Angora cat crouched in the kitchen of House 60 with his tail a-swish, preparing to pounce on the brownie.]

Switching to regular icons

[simplestgift]

[Archie sees it--barely in time. The thing about being seven inches tall is that...you're seven inches tall. So he takes off at a sprint, not realizing that will probably only make the cat more playful.]

same XD

[winged_moon]

[The cat lands where the brownie had just been and finds... well, floor. He immediately starts to scramble after but doesn't get far before he abruptly freezes in place, with his tail still lashing fiercely.]

...I beg your pardon.

CH1, 1st floor kitchen. Because I saw "cat" and had to do this to the both of them.

[sapphire-sniper.livejournal.com]

]Michael usually had fairly varied tastes. But today? Well, instead of his usual (possibly half-human, half-marsupial-humanoid) self, he's a lesser fellpool. Cat ears, cat tail, cat tastes. So he's grilling himself a salmon. Well, most of it, since the pan was a bit small for the whole fish.

...You might make not of the fact that his attention seems to be entirely on the pan in his hands, but his ears are twitching, and roughly in time with your movements.]

[simplestgift]

[So the faerie is going to eeeeeedge away from the frying pan. It's unfortunate that he hasn't mastered the art of invisibility the way an experienced brownie would. As long as he stays out of reach, right?]

[sapphire-sniper.livejournal.com]

[Oh, that just means he's going to slowly, slowly let go of the pan and...

Dive! Don't know what it is, but going to catch it anyway!!]

[magicalsoulcat.livejournal.com]

[Hi Archie, this is Soul, that kid who was stuck in the tree. He's a cat now and he's trying very hard not to chase you. Feel free to notice him hunting you silently in the street.

He also has magical powers, so this could get messy.]

[simplestgift]

[Archie is busy thinking about which house to clean next, and occasionally brushing a leaf off the path.]