New Species Event - Mass Interaction Log

[lucetimods]

Who: Anyone!
What: All in here
When: Today, Tomorrow, Until April 2nd
Where: Anywhere in Luceti!
Summary: People in Luceti wake up as something they weren't before. An elf, a gremlin, a vulcan, or perhaps a mermaid? Try living in someone else's shoes... if they can even wear those.
Rating: Not recommended for those with weak constitutions, raging hormones, shipping goggles, or people just too cool and attractive for this kind of thing.

No need for LJ Cut! Mass action style stuff all around town. You can use this if you don't want to make a post. Or you can make a post anyway. Have at!

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[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ McCoy really doesn't want to touch that panel, but he has to know. the doctor leans forward and his fingers hover over it before he finally taps it. oh god, please be warm and soft and flesh like it damn well should be. ]

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ she twitches. pure reaction. the panel is cold and hard and metal. this is definitely not buffy summers. not the right one. ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ and he retracts his hand like it's been burned. ] Who the -- no, what the hell are you!?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

I'm Buffy.

[ said very simply. ] I'm the Slayer.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

You're not Summers. [ and it's obvious she isn't Gem either. and now his conversations with the blonde program seem to have done a good job for preparing him for this. ]

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

You don't understand. I have to be Buffy, until Buffy gets back.

[ her programming is so muddled. there are bits and pieces from when spike first had her and more from when she was masquerading as the real slayer -- when buffy had been dead. ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Where is she? [ a little aggressively. ]

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

Where's who?

[ sitting up, now. the panel of 'skin' hanging open on her side. ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ McCoy tilts his head so he doesn't see it. he's taken apart more than enough electronics than he'd care to admit and seeing her a bunch of circuits and wires hanging out of her will be the straw that breaks the camel's back. ]

Summers. I've already had to deal with one computer this damn cycle, I never thought I'd have to deal with another one.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

I'm Buffy Summers, silly. We already went over this.

[ ... ] If I've passed my check-up then I should really go find Spike.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ should he just let her go and look for Spike? hmmm... maybe he should check the network, but that would mean leaving her alone in his living room and that doesn't sit well with him. ]

Uh.. listen, have you seen anything strange today?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ she begins to recite a LIST. ]

Winry's green, Sokka's a monster, Giles is a dragon and Derek's a bird. Albert Silverberg is shorter than usual.

[ she mispronounces giles with a hard g. ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ and lo and behold, he feels a headache coming along. ]

Oh, wonderful.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that they think so.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Didn't Willow write sarcasm into your programming?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ for some reason, telling bones about her programming is less of a NO option. possibly this is because of the deep trust that is indicated on the file. ]

Oh, Willow didn't write the original programming. She just altered it. Very well, I might add.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Something tells me she didn't alter it enough.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

...Have I done something wrong?

[ existential robo crisis! ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

... No, you haven't done anything wrong.

[ he sighs and rubs the back of his neck and looks off to the side. it's so frustrating having to reassure another machine. ] It's this damn experiment.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

I'm happy that you're unaffected, Doctor.

[ this seems like a safe, token phrase. ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, it's about time they cut me some slack.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ a moment. she's accessing files again. ]

Things have been very tough for you.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ not even going there right now. ]

All right, that's enough of that.

she is so terrible i am so sorry.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

You're right. That's enough. I wouldn't want to talk about it either if I lost Spike for good.

it's all right he'll just. die a little inside. 1/2

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]