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lookinforlight (Fenimore, Stella, Walter, Norma)
What: Dhaos' mallynap effect wears off. Uh-oh.
When: Morning of the ninth!
Where: House 34
Summary: Dhaos' kidnapping effect wears off, transforming him from a child into an adult. This, unfortunately, places him in a rather compromising situation. Grune's not helping.
Rating: ...PG >>;

The day before, Grune had invited the young Dhaos to sleep in her bed with her. Though rather reluctant to do so given that they had not known each other very long (and sharing a bed was for babies), the prince was, for one, not accustomed to sleeping on the couch, and for another, rather lonely and taken with Miss Grune. So eventually he agreed.

Unfortunately, Dhaos' kidnapping effect chose that night to wear off, and he is now lying in bed, next to Grune, stark naked.

Better hope he wakes up first.

[OOC: Prose or comment spam, whatever works! Everyone else can jump in whenever they want, muahahaha.]

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We will!

[Grune comes to hand over the robe, then…doesn't go anywhere. What do you mean, people need privacy to change?]

...That would be appreciated. [He's not going outside in this thing. Period. ...Hopefully.

He takes the robe from Grune and gives her a flat stare when she proceeds to not leave the side of the bed. Add this to the list of things he really should have expected.] Turn around, Grune. [...Because he's pretty sure she'll leave the door open if he tells her to go.]

All right.

[She doesn't understand why he wants her to, but she unquestioningly obeys his request anyway.]

...Thank you. [Grune is being cooperative today. Small blessings.

So anyway, Dhaos gets out of bed and very quickly puts the robe on, as he doesn't want to be... exposed for too long. It is small.

No, he's not going to tell Grune when he's done. He'll just sit on the edge of the bed and run a hand through his hair, closing his eyes. It's less because of irritation and more because Grune is in a very loose nightgown at the moment...]

[And because Norma isn't willing to let Dhaos and Grune alone together in the same room for more than three minutes at a time, she's knocking on the door again. Thankfully, though, she doesn't open it nor enter. It's just a friendly inquisition this time. The pain is even left in the kitchen. ~~She has a knife instead.~~]

You guys, uh, okay in there?

Oh, yes, we're just fine.

[Norma is being so thoughtful today! She's such a good friend.]

Hm.

[Yes, he's dressed (...a little), but he still doesn't want you in here, Norma. So have a purposefully vague answer.

...He needs to find a way out before the rest of the house wakes up. Really.]

[Well, that didn't sound bad, at least. Still, Norma isn't sure she wants to leave these two alone together. Maybe she should wake someone else? Maybe Stella or Fen Fen or...someone who isn't Wally. She didn't want to leave these two alone together. She didn't know Dhaos at all, except for when he was little and with Grune being Grune...ugh.]

Did that robe work, or do I have to get something else, too? If I do, Little D, you gotta move from G-Girls room, y'know! Maybe lock yourself up in the bathroom or something until I get something that'll fit you. [No more Mrs. Nice Girl! Norma's laying it out flat.] Or else.

Don't worry. The robe worked just fine.

[Grune, how would you know? Dhaos hasn't said you could turn around yet.]

[...That nickname. Really, Norma?

'Or else what?' is what Dhaos would like to ask, but he would really rather not make this situation any more awkward than it already was. Not to mention, getting himself out of Grune's company sounded like a good idea at the moment, so he stands up.]

Actually, clothes would indeed be appreciated.

[Grune, how do you know that--zahdkvh IS SHE LOOKING?! Norma's so ready to kick down the door and burst it with one hell of a magic spell to knock this gutsy perv right out of his rear end, but...but okay. No. he sounds just as agitated as Norma does. Plus, he was kind of a cute kid. Maybe she could give him a chance this one time. Just this once!]

F-Fine! I'll try and pick you up some clothes or something from one of the shops around here, but you gotta come out right now! O-U-T, out! I'll give you just five minutes before I come back here with the frying pan!

[SHE MEANS IT. And begins moving away so Dhaos could come out without threat of bumping into anyone or being seen.]

Oh, is breakfast soon?

[Norma's aggression is confusing Grune, just a bit.]

[...Sigh. Always with the threats. Oh well, if Norma decided to take a frying pan to Dhaos' head, she'd probably end up regretting it.]

For you, perhaps. [Dhaos walks on past her and slowly eases the door open. He's not actually going to leave the room until Norma is gone.]

[Norma is gone, having retreated to the kitchen to put some clean dishcloths over the plates. Yes, breakfast had been ready, and now she feels extra upset for letting it go to waste after she cooked it herself! And it was pancakes, too! Man...and she even included some strawberries. This is just not her day today.

She'll just...wait in the kitchen. And poke at her cold pancakes and try to eat her serving. Bleh, the syrup made them all soggy now, and they were ice cold. Stupid Luceti, stupid Little D and growing up. He ruined breakfast!]

Ooooh....! Are you in the bathroom yet or what?! Hurry up so I can leave!

[She's calling from the kitchen, apparently forgetting there are other people in this house as well.]

[Food summons Fenimores, or so she thinks, at least. She had been roused by the earlier noise, but she woke up slowly enough that she didn't remember it by the time she was actually awake and assumed that it was the smell of breakfast that got her up. Unaware of anything out of the ordinary, she got dressed and made her way to the bathroom while the argument occured on Grune's side of the house.

She emerges from the bathroom not long after Norma speaks and completely misinterprets who she is speaking to. She shakes her head and, after a moment for her to turn the corner towards the main living area, she speaks.] I'm done, I'm done. It's not like I was in there for that long.

[If Dhaos has been unfortunate enough to slip out of Grune's room in the meantime, this is approximately when Fenimore will be stopping to stare.]

[At the sound of Fenimore's voice, Grune pokes her head out of her room.]

Good morning, Fenimore!

[...Dhaos and his luck simply do not see eye-to-eye today. He does indeed find himself face-to-face with Fenimore, so watch as his expression changes from 'neutral' to 'not amused' very quickly. He's not irritated at you, Fenimore, don't worry.

...Not wishing you a good morning, though. Doesn't feel like it would be... appropriate, under the circumstances.]

...

[What else was going to happen this morning?]

[Oh boy, that sounded like Fen Fen. Norma dropped her fork, soggy pancake piece and all, and rushes out of the kitchen in a futile attempt to stop her, or Dhaos. Hell, if she can just stop one of them, there won't be too much on an incident.]

Wait, Fen Fen, don't--!

[Oh, son of a--...mission failed. Norma stops when she hears Grune's voice and spies a long mass of blond hair. bhvjjd EYES CLOSED. SHE IS NOT COMPROMISING HER INNOCENCE AGAIN.]

Aaah! Jeez, you guys, can't you all stay put for more than two minutes?! I am so out of here!

[Her mouth opens as though she was about to say something and her brain stopped. That is...not a very big housecoat for such a big man, is it. It's certainly more than she expected to see of him.

Well at least he's blond NO ACTUALLY THAT CHANGES NOTHING. Though it does help she's seen him before and thus knows this is big Little D.

Close mouth. Open mouth. Close mouth.]

...

[Actually she has nothing to say right now, even though she'd wound up in a similar position when she was bitty. Uh.]

Edited 2011-08-17 01:31 (UTC)

[And now Grune is wandering out of her room, wearing barely anything and not noticing.

Instead, she turns to Fenimore, the shortest person in the house, and asks:] Fenimore, do you have any clothes Dhaos can borrow?

[This is. Bad. Not good. Dhaos looks away from Fenimore as though that would prevent her from seeing him-- just in time to see Grune walk out! Grune, he does not need this right now, so have a weak attempt to steer her back inside.]

I rather doubt it. Go back inside.

[Before Fenimore gets ideas, too.]

[TIME TO MAKE HER ESCAPE.

Norma has had enough of this miniature apocalypse, and opens her eyes long enough to dart out of the hall and towards the front door. She's not sticking around another minute for any of this. Plus, she did say she was going to try and find clothes for Little D, right? Well, now she's going! Fen fen, this has now become your problem.

On the way out, Norma will just...cry out quickly and in one breath--]

Gonna get clothes for Little D; be back soon - see you later, bye!

[Her head turns to follow Norma.]

Wha -- ? [...Fast retreat there. She's about to turn back to Dhaos when it finally clicks that she had been pretty much staring at Dhaos. She ought to fix that, and does so by putting her face in her hands.]

No, Grune.

[Wait. The way Dhaos said that implies that he was in Grune's room. She looks up quickly.] What a -- ?! [...Okay, looking up is a bad idea. Returning to initial state. She doesn't finish her question, though, as she remembers waking up in someone else's bed when she stopped being bitty herself.]

[This is Grune, not listening to you, Dhaos.] Oh, all right.

I wonder if Walter has anything Dhaos can borrow. [And she...starts heading in the direction of his room. Unless Fenimore and Dhaos want Wally to have one hell of a wake-up, they might want to put a stop to that.]

[That is... also not good. If Dhaos remembers Walter properly (he was probably a bit shorter than in Dhaos' memories, but besides that) the young man is unlikely to want to be woken up in such a manner. Especially with Dhaos in the house like this. Grune, why could you not have kept your little streak of being bizarrely cooperative?

Dhaos raises his voice a little. For once.]

Grune, please go back inside.

[He's not manhandling a woman, though. Especially not wearing... this. Hopefully Fenimore is thinking the same thing he is.]

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Let's give Dhaos a chance to get dressed before he gets assaulted by teenaged girls.

He appreciates it. XD

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/slips in

Welcome to the disasterpost!

Bingo at ten ;)

What time's the open bar?

When Dhaos gets out of here and needs a drink to face what just happened.

I think everyone but Grune will be joining him.

And then she can be the designated driver. Or not.

Norma'd feel safer passed out in a gutter.

Fenimore will drink in the safety of her own room, stigmas against drinking alone be damned.

And then Grune will cheerfully hand out hangover cures in the morning (once someone explains)!

Dhaos would be loooong gone by then. ...Unless he passed out on the couch or something.