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[analyzing]

Who: Everyone! New Feathers especially.
What: New Feather welcome party!
When: Thursday, 5 pm.
Where: Battle Dome
Summary: IT'S A SUMMER PARTY
Rating: Worksafe, I reckon!
It's cold out there today, isn't it? Sure, it's not snowing but once you get into the Battle Dome, it'll be comfortably warmer. Warmer, not warm. Follow the tiny paper arrows and you'll probably find yourself in, well...summer!

It certainly looks convincing enough (a pool, a volleyball court, deck chairs, everything that you'd think you'd find at a pool party) and feels convincing enough (take off that coat! Aren't you hot?) so why not not step in? The barbecue's sizzling and there's some nice cold drinks at the cooler.

C'mon in, the water's awesome!

Comments

[divinacommedia]

Right, right?! It's a perfect spot!

Especially since there's a pool too...! [don't mind him, he's just going to stare off into the distant, eyes clouding over, drooling a bit...]

[kamiyandisease]

Hmm... [Stroking his chin... Hmmm...! HE HAS A VISION.]

If you picture some of these mature girls in bunnysuits, then that would increase the sex appeal...

[divinacommedia]

[Guuooogghh! Battler goes over to Touma, placing a hand on his shoulder, giving him a thumbs up!!]

My friend that's the best idea I've heard leave that mouth of yours! I actually had bunny girls running around in my world.

[kamiyandisease]

[> HIS FACE WHEN]

Whaaaat?! Did you seriously?! Haaah... Such misfortune...!! Those are the some of the elements of a man's romantic dream world...!

[divinacommedia]

I knoooww! They were basically a troupe, the three of them.

We need to... get such a thing in Luceti Touma-kun...! Are you with me?! This is the bunny rebellion!

[kamiyandisease]

[DRAMATICALY BALLS UP HIS FIST.] I see! I'm starting to get fired up.

Alright then. Let's do this thing. For the sake of bunny fetishes everywhere...!!

[divinacommedia]

[Battler is getting intense too! He brings a hand in front of his face and then clenches it into a fist!! Showing his determination!!!!]

Now you're talking! We need to get girls in bunny suits! I'm glad you're on my side, we really come up with the best ideas!

[kamiyandisease]

There's just one tiny problem that I can see with this, though.

[divinacommedia]

And that would be...?

[kamiyandisease]

Your sister. He would kick our asses for trying such a thing.

[divinacommedia]

A...ah... shit... you're right.

...Unless we can... do this without her knowing...

[kamiyandisease]

... We would have to be very very quiet about it...