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Who: Everyone! New Feathers especially.
What: New Feather welcome party!
When: Thursday, 5 pm.
Where: Battle Dome
Summary: IT'S A SUMMER PARTY
Rating: Worksafe, I reckon!
It's cold out there today, isn't it? Sure, it's not snowing but once you get into the Battle Dome, it'll be comfortably warmer. Warmer, not warm. Follow the tiny paper arrows and you'll probably find yourself in, well...summer!

It certainly looks convincing enough (a pool, a volleyball court, deck chairs, everything that you'd think you'd find at a pool party) and feels convincing enough (take off that coat! Aren't you hot?) so why not not step in? The barbecue's sizzling and there's some nice cold drinks at the cooler.

C'mon in, the water's awesome!

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[What he came for: A relaxing, carefree party at the beach.

What he got: That one guy who kept insulting Swampert ~~laughing~~ chortling weirdly. Clearly he must remedy the problem!!! Which is why there's a tap on Battler's shoulder (the fact it's done by a rather large... blue... webbed... thing is clearly no cause for concern).]

Sounding kinda creepy there, man. [... The fact he's standing by Battler's other shoulder compared to that tap is also no cause for concern!]

[oh fuck it's star

turns to whatever tapped him and screams at the top of his lungs. He jumps back and points at both the... creature? Demon? Pockman? Whatever the hell it was called, and Brendan.]

D-don't sneak up on me like that!

[hi kozzy aren't you happy to see me???

Well, rude. Brendan looks amused at least; this party suddenly got a whole lot more entertaining!]

Hey, not our fault! You should've been paying more attention!

[GET AWAY FROM ME STAR

It definitely did, Battler is the life of the party.]

I was paying attention to the girls, not the guys!

[BUT YOU LOVE ME.

Pu ku ku!]

Uh-huh... Still your own fault, then!

[Battler settles down a bit...!!]

Whatever! You just don't understand things yet Brendan! Like... look at all the chests I could be grabbing here! It's paradise!

[Brendan is confused! He stared vacantly at Battler in his confusion!]

What.

You heard me! Come for the women, stay for the food! Ihi!

So... you came for the girls? [Eww what a weirdo!!]

And you didn't? [what a weirdo! ~~gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!~~]

I came for the party. [they can't all be boob sommeliers! ~~my feelings for Steven are pure and Champion-like!!~~]

Oh yeah same, me too~! Are you enjoying it so far? [battler can try and convince! ~~a champion in the bedroom maybe. right brendan.]~~

I'm enjoying it, yeah. A lot more now that there's less creepy laughter going on. [is he a bad enough dude to teach Brendan the way of the breast!? ~~i haven't really found out yet.... i mean...~~]

Ah shut up! So what's this big guy's name again... Swanpur? [yes, yes he is. he will teach everyone the way of the breast. ~~may wouldnt be too happy about that....]~~

Sh... [RUDE.]

Swampert. Evolved form of Mudkip and Marshtomp. [Brendan has much to learn from him, surely... ~~she can join in...?~~]

I don't know what any of that means at all.

[teach him the ways of pokemon. ~~omg three-way...]~~

There's a Pokémon named Mudkip, which evolves into a Pokémon named Marshtomp, which evolves into this guy.

[jynx combines the two!! ~~can we get wally in on this...~~]

[oooh.... Battler brings a hand up to his chin, nodding.]

Do all... Pokemon evolve?

[~~wally is too sick for the roughness that will ensue]~~

[ah, the sommelier is learning!]

It changes from Pokémon to Pokémon. All the ones I have on me do, though.

[~~we can be gentle! or maybe he can watch...!~~]

Oohh... that's pretty neat... what other ones do you have on you?

~~[....wally can watch... what are we talking about anymore.]~~

There's Swellow, a Flying-type, and Beldum, a Steel-type! [Switching out just to show them off'd be weird though...] But, they'd probably scare you off, right?

[~~beautiful things!~~]

[he waves his hand.] I was just surprised at first, I wouldn't get scared. Unless you have a witch-type.... ihihi! Kidding!

Well... [hoho~] They do say Misdreavous evolves into a witch-like Pokémon...

Wh..whaaaat?! Noo no! That's just way too weird!

Hey, man, it's just a rumour! Keep your cool!

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