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[analyzing]

Who: Everyone! New Feathers especially.
What: New Feather welcome party!
When: Thursday, 5 pm.
Where: Battle Dome
Summary: IT'S A SUMMER PARTY
Rating: Worksafe, I reckon!
It's cold out there today, isn't it? Sure, it's not snowing but once you get into the Battle Dome, it'll be comfortably warmer. Warmer, not warm. Follow the tiny paper arrows and you'll probably find yourself in, well...summer!

It certainly looks convincing enough (a pool, a volleyball court, deck chairs, everything that you'd think you'd find at a pool party) and feels convincing enough (take off that coat! Aren't you hot?) so why not not step in? The barbecue's sizzling and there's some nice cold drinks at the cooler.

C'mon in, the water's awesome!

Comments

[divinacommedia]

So during the next cycle I'll have even more chicks to check out? Ihihi! I like this place!

[hasnobeats]

[wow really battler..] Is that all you think about..?

[divinacommedia]

Pretty much. Back in my world all I had was women around me, but they were all out for my blood- so I like being carefree for once.

[hasnobeats]

If you keep that up, chances are they'll be after your blood here too, you know...

[divinacommedia]

No no! Literally back in my world- they wanted me dead! It was me versus all these witches and her demonic servants!

I couldn't relax at all, so I'm glad to be here.

[hasnobeats]

Oh, right... You did mention something about that, didn't you?

Even then though, I'm pretty sure that some of the girls here would react that way if you grabbed their chests or something. [LIKE YURI--]

[divinacommedia]

Oh yeah...? ...E...ehhh.... now that you mention it... I had a conversation with Tenten and she sounds pretty ruthless... being a ninja and all...

You're right! This place is a minefield! A minefield of deadly tits!

[hasnobeats]

[...............................

dude...]

[divinacommedia]

[SLAPS OTONASHI ON THE BACK!]

Wahaha! Sorry sorry! My speech is pretty... vulgar sometimes...!

[hasnobeats]

[WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING HIS BACK HE'S NOT OF BRO LEVEL YET--]

That sounds like an understatement... It's fine though. But yeah, I'm sure you'll find a lot of girls like that. I already know of one, so...

[divinacommedia]

[BATTLER THINK THEY BROS ALREADY...]

Oh? Tell me about this girl.

[hasnobeats]

[TOO BAD. NOBODY CARES WHAT BATTLER THINKS..]

Well, her name's Yuri Nakamura. You don't know her, do you..?

[divinacommedia]

[FUCK YOU MEL.]

...Oh! I know Yuri! I showed her where the clothing store was when she first got to Luceti.

Yeah- I can already tell I shouldn't try that kind of stuff with her, she'd murder me for sure.

[hasnobeats]

[BAHAHAHAHA

Wow he's the one who helped her find her clothing... that makes this so awkward.

SUDDENLY IDEA THOUGH] She already has murdered someone for that, actually. [it's mostly true okok--]

[divinacommedia]

Oh yeah she told me.... you guys were in the afterlife together weren't you?

[he also wonders if yuri said bad things about him to otonashi....!!]

[hasnobeats]

[Nope..! In fact, he didn't even know they knew each other until Otonashi met up with Yuri here. Which is after he saw Battler..!]

Yeah, we were. Naoi was too, if you happen to know him.

[divinacommedia]

Yeah she said you guys would be living together, and Naoi was some guy who tried to annihilate you all but... you guys trust him now or something.

[not much better than Battler who forgives people just as easily!!!]

[hasnobeats]

Yeah, he did. [sob] But we're good friends now, so it's alright.