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[analyzing]

Who: Everyone. New Feathers! Old Feathers...?
What: New Feather welcome party.
When: 18th, 6 pm onwards.
Where: Welcome Centre.
Summary: This is a party. There's food and games (if you like) but the idea behind it is basically to mingle mingle mingle. Maybe make a new friend/enemy/frenemy or two?
Rating: G-PG 13 at most? There might be kids in these things, man.

The all-day rain outside makes the entire atmosphere a little drippy, a little wet, a little miserable. But rain or not, the party must go on! Or at least, so the saying goes.

It's a cosy little setup-- food, warm drinks, tables and chairs to lounge around in. So come on in, dry yourself off, have some fun. Why the hell not? The weather outside is frightful.

Comments

[brokethefourthwall]

Something else? But who can pull off better pranks than Discord?

[shying]

Um... this isn't a prank, Pinkie... we're in a different world. This isn't Equestria at all...

[She's not sure if her friend is going to be able to take this whole thing seriously, oh dear.]

[brokethefourthwall]

Ooh! Another world? Are there spooky aliens on this world?

[She raises both arms in the air in a menacing pose.]

Oh, oh! Or maybe it's a world made entirely of ice cream!!

[shying]

...Um... no, not really... it's mostly full of humans.

[Which are. Kind of. Everywhere.

...Well maybe they'd count as aliens? They're just not spooky...]

[brokethefourthwall]

Hue-mans? Is that what all these funny naked monkeys are called?

[shying]

[N-naked monkeys...]

They're not monkeys, Pinkie. They're people. They're very, very different from monkeys...

[brokethefourthwall]

Really? They look like monkeys to me! I mean, I guess those wings make them kinda different. Oh! I know! Maybe a hue-man is a kind of flying monkey! Maybe they're part bird! Bawk! [She giggles with glee.]

[shying]

[B... bird-people...]

Um... Pinkie Pie... you have wings now, too. Everyone gets them here.

[She turns a bit, giving her own wings a flutter. Look! Two pairs! And there's definitely a pair on a certain pink pony's back now, too.]

[brokethefourthwall]

What!?

[She starts walking in circles, trying to see behind her. She huffs in frustration when she keeps running into a mountain of pink hair.]

Fluttershy! You have four wings now!? I bet you can fly faster than Rainbow Dash!

[shying]

...Oh... well, no. Rainbow Dash is here now, and she has four wings too... besides, you can't really use these wings to fly, or so I've been told.

[Poor Pinkie, can't even see the wings. Is there a mirror around here somewhere? Um... maybe the washroom... she could probably use it anyway, what with her being covered in punch.]

[brokethefourthwall]

[Groan]

Awww!! Why'd I bother growing wings if I can't fly with them? If I wanted to be a chicken, I'd just wear my Night Mare Night costume!

[shying]

Oh, um, about that- Princess Luna is here, too. [So try not to offend her okay, her Royal Canterlot voice is scary.]

[brokethefourthwall]

Ooh, really? You have to introduce me to her, Fluttershy!

[shying]

[...H-have to? Really...?]

Uh... alright... though I'm not sure where she is...

[V E R Y reluctant]

[brokethefourthwall]

[Giggle.] Don't worry about it right now, okay?

[shying]

Oh... okay. [THANK GOODNESS.] Do you want to get cleaned up, though? You're going to stick to the floor...