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[personal profile] jewitch 2012-04-11 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sipping her drink gratefully, she smiles and shakes her head.]

Nahhh. He was...well, he's the first one of your boyfriends to ask me to give him all my valuables so politely!
herotypical: [ snarky ; happy ] (✝ prepare for ascension)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-04-11 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...He's normally sweeter. I swear. Sometimes.

[ ... ] He has a pulse?
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[personal profile] jewitch 2012-04-11 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Snort.] It's okay. Looking back? He was obviously doing it to impress you. Or possibly...to show you up. Or both!

See? You're making progress! N-not that I'm judging!
herotypical: [ snark ; happy ] (✝ to wake up suddenly and then)

1/3

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-04-11 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, he just also happens to be a proud-as-punch semi-criminal with a few gold teeth. And apparently proposed to, like, half the female population of Tortuga before asking me, but...

[ OH WHOOPS. ]
herotypical: [ wtf ; uncertain ] (✝ i was hoping i could just blame you)

2/3

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-04-11 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ gulp. ]
herotypical: [ snarky ; wtf ] (✝ when the levee breaks)

3/3

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-04-11 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I mention he also has a permanent soul? I think.
jewitch: (don't touch me dude)

[personal profile] jewitch 2012-04-11 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[....Hear that? That's the sound of Willow choking on her drink and coughing.]

He [Cough] he what?! [Coughy coughy]
herotypical: [ snarky ; pout ] (✝ and i could work weekends)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-04-11 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ DUMB BLONDE TIME.

she clears her throat. pretending she said no such thing about proposals. ]
A soul. Permanently. No freaky unsouling curses. Sure, his soul might be a little worn and might have a few cut corners but -- but he's never massacred Europe. So that's a plus.

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[personal profile] jewitch 2012-04-11 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Buffy. [She's got her NO BULLSHIT voice and her Resolve Face on here!]
herotypical: [ angry ; snarky ] (✝ to function -- it's hereditary)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-04-11 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I-it's not like I accepted.

[ iiiit's not like she refused, either. ]
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[personal profile] jewitch 2012-04-12 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
B-but. Bu...

But, he proposed to you? A-and I missed it, and...and I haven't even given him the Best Friend Talking-To, or anything!
herotypical: [ snark ; action ; busy ] (✝ i won't let you choke)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-04-12 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
It was a few months ago. Honestly. No biggie...[ it is such a biggie. it remains a biggie. ] Quiet little intimate getaway to the hot-springs just outside of town. New Year's Eve. O-oh! Ring! [ she holds up her right hand -- the wrong hand; not the wedding hand -- and waggles a ringed finger. ]

And there was a bonfire and he -- y'know, when said like this? It almost makes me sound like the village's biggest idiot for not saying yes but...

[ but what? ] But by all means, do please give him the Best Friend Talking-To. And record it for posterity. And sell tickets.
jewitch: (bffs now with 100% more argyle)

[personal profile] jewitch 2012-04-12 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
It...kinda does, yeah. [Make you sound like an idiot, that is! :D ]

Why...I mean. I don't want to pry, Buffy, but. If the relationship actually progressed that far, and...and you're still wearing that ring, even if it's not on the left hand.
herotypical: [ snarky ; angry ] (✝ you eat the bivalve anyway)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-04-12 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's...far. Farther than far. Which is kinda the scary part because -- hello, here? Not exactly a lover's paradise. [ she drops her elbows on the bartop. even more grateful (after last week) to have willow here. even the friendships she has made over the last few years in the village have nothing on seven years in sunnydale. ]

When the whole question-popping started going south, he tried to laugh it off. Told me to keep the ring. For good luck.
jewitch: (aha)

[personal profile] jewitch 2012-04-12 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's...that's true. 'Cuz if WHEN...when we get home. I mean...[It's not like he could follow her.

Aww and now she almost feels bad for the guy.]
herotypical: [ neutral ; sad ] (✝ he kindly stopped for me)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-04-12 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ jack did go home. once. for a week. and he came back two years older. things were...complicated. for a while. ]

H-hey. Speaking of home...did you go? You must've. If Norry was your partner for the alterna-week, the Shift must've gotten all muddled on your way back and I know he didn't go back to their home...

I went there, though.
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[personal profile] jewitch 2012-04-12 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I did! Things were...awkward, for a while. [Putting it mildly!]

You did? What was it like? I mean, if it made you a rough 'n tumble pirate captain, I'm guessing it was pretty...harsh.
herotypical: [ neutral ; angry ; snark ; bite me ] (✝ protège moi)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-04-12 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Met his crew. Met his ship. Which was possibly the most intimidating part. But it wasn't, uhm, so bad.
jewitch: (i wanna be willow)

[personal profile] jewitch 2012-04-14 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds fascinating.

herotypical: [ snarky ] (✝ planting trees)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-04-14 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Fascination abounded. I dunno. It was...nice. To see what was what about his where. His when. Considering we'll never have the chance to...

[ stay together. ]
jewitch: (but I don't wanna)

[personal profile] jewitch 2012-04-16 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[She nods.] I understand.
herotypical: [ happy ; neutral ] (✝ where the lights are)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-04-17 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I really gotta stop it with these doomed relationships...
jewitch: (what even)

[personal profile] jewitch 2012-04-18 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you're...attracted to...stuff. [Wow, really helpful!!]
herotypical: [ angry ; snarky ] (✝ thanks that was fun)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-04-19 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
Pain. Self-destruction. Not-very-good-men?

[ a beat. no, that's unfair. ] He is a good man. He likes to hide it but...he's been lots of good to lots of people, here.