EVENT LOG - Amnesia

[lucetimods]

Who: Us!
What: We're, um. I forgot.
When: Now-ish? It ends October 1st, I'm sure of it.
Where: Well, everywhere seems nice.
Summary: Well, I woke up and I don't remember a thing. Oh, wait, this flashcard says, "Post a log".
Rating: I can't remember

Greetings, your name is LUCETI MOD. It seems you've lost your memory. Here's some facts about yourself:

1. You need to post a log about an Amnesia Event.
2. You should link to all the flash cards.
3. Remind people to tag the log like so: [canon] character name
4. Remember to tell them to have fun. Apparently that's a thing?

Hopefully this is all just temporary. Be careful who you trust out there. People may claim to know everything, but you know what they say: Trust half of what you read and none of what you hear. Good luck!

Comments

[markofthewise]

... probably! I mean, yes! Yes he did!

[Don't get doubtful now, Sokka. BE GOOD AND ANGRY.]

[breezing]

I guess he did have really big teeth! [ although they were more...flat. Rather than pointy. ]

[markofthewise]

I knew it! The six-legged beast ate my family!

[breezing]

Maybe he ate them whole an' they're still in there?

[markofthewise]

... it doesn't work that way. If he did eat them whole, they would have died from his stomach acids by now.

[breezing]

....Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[ you're the one who brought it up, Ikki. ]

[markofthewise]

Hey, that's just how it works. The digestive system is disgusting.

[breezing]

How d'you know the creature's digestive system works like our digestive systems?

[markofthewise]

It's a reasonable assumption, okay.

[breezing]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy? [ MEET HER FAVOURITE ONE WORD SENTENCE, SOKKA. ]

[markofthewise]

Because it's a universal trait in all animals.

[breezing]

Are you a teacher?

[markofthewise]

No. But I am a Lord of the Hunt. And what I hunt is all animals. So. I just know these things.

[breezing]

So there are other Lords of the Hunt?

[markofthewise]

Nope. I'm the only one. It's why I'm the Lord of the Hunt. Not just a Lord of the Hunt. It's an important distinction.

[breezing]

[ The small child is duly impressed. That does sound pretty important! ]

So what sorts of things does the Lord of the Hunt do?

[markofthewise]

You know. General sorts of hunting things. Lordly stuff. [A beat.] And I'm marrying a princess, so. That's happening.

[breezing]

A princess?! What's her name? Maybe she's Petunia's sister! [ And even if that's not the case that's pretty cool, Lord of the Hunt. ]

Oh, I'm Ikki, by the way. [ very belatedly. ]

[markofthewise]

I'm Lord Thunderaxe. [Yes. The Lord is obviously a real title.] And her name is Princess Winry. I'll ask her about Petunia, I guess?

[breezing]

Princess Winry? What's she like? Is she pretty? Is she strong? Does she know magic? Does she have reaaaaaaaally long hair?

[markofthewise]

Um, well she's very pretty. She uses a sword and seems strong. No magic, I think?

[breezing]

How'd you know you were going to marry her?

[markofthewise]

I had an engagement necklace for her. And when she put it on, I knew it was right.

[breezing]

That so romantiiiiiiiiiiiic! When're you getting married? Can I come?

[markofthewise]

Uh. Well, we'll probably wait until everyone remembers who they are.