The Great Luceti Rock Hunt

[ahappylie]

Who: Everyone here and anyone who wants to play along, even without a rock. o/
What: Rock hunting!
When: March 10th
Where: All over Luceti
Summary: Grumpy pants Smoker needs a pick me up and what better way to do it than trolling him relentlessly. Our lovely volunteers received a painted rock and a note - after that it's up to them.
Rating: G~PG

It didn't take long to find all his "volunteers," but once he had, he gave them their rocks and sent Smoker a message.

Notice anything missing? I have what belongs to you. Come find them and you'll find me.

Stealing what technically belonged to the Marine was a good enough reason for the grumbly man to come out, but it helped that Souji left the thief's name and identity as prize for finding all the appropriate rocks.

He just didn't need to mention he had sent decoys out as well.

[ooc; Post with your character as a top level and Smoker will find them to talk and retrieve the rocks. Go crazy! Make him sing, dance, stand on his head, whatever you feel like as long as players involved are cool with it. ...also no one saw me post to the wrong comm. orz]

Comments

[uccellodifuoco]

[So you don't care about them? That's fine, Ikki will just use them as paper weights or throw them to the sea in a childish war declaration against Poseidon. Ikki leaves his room and eyes Smoker with an unimpressed expression.]

Do you really have to punch things first thing in the morning just because you don't want to play with the other kids? Go punch them, the wall did nothing to you.

[justicereigns]

[NOOOOO THE SEA IS MEAN. IT DOES NOT DESERVE HIS JUSTICE ROCKS.]

I'm not going to punch kids. Might punch the pirates though. And Okita.

[uccellodifuoco]

Did they get your jitte again? For it being so important to you, you have a real bad habit of having it stolen right and left.

[Lalala, preparing the coffee since Smoker is on cooking duty.]

[justicereigns]

I haven't even gotten my jitte back yet.

[uccellodifuoco]

Ah, that's true. I assumed you had it taken again before I could see it. Maybe you should consider stopping calling it yours, seeing it spends more time on other people's hands than yours.

[Yes, he's mocking you. And no, he still hasn't started with the trolling.]

[justicereigns]

Fuck you! It's still mine! Specially created for me and everything.

[uccellodifuoco]

So? My Cloth wasn't created specially for me, but it returns to my side when I call for it. Just because it was created for you it doesn't mean it's really yours if you can't keep hold of it.

[justicereigns]

Tch. Say that when the Malnosso decide to remove it from you sometime.

[uccellodifuoco]

I will still take pride on the fact that it will take weird experimentation on me to get my Cloth away from me. Rather than just anyone with hands as it happens with your jitte.

[Yeah, he's being a jerk and is aware of it. He's only getting started anyway, there's a lot of payback to do and lately Ikki hasn't been on his best mood either -all because of a certain blue bird with a family complex, though Ikki will die forever before admitting it-.]

So? What is it that has you yelling first thing in the morning if it's not your jitte?

[justicereigns]

I was kidnapped when my jitte went missing! If I could have taken it with me to my grave, believe me I would have!

[TWITCHES and grrrrr... He will yell more and you can't stop him!]

[No wait. The thing he's yelling about it is dumb as hell and embarrassing to even admit. Worse than the jitte.]

Nothing. Some idiot took something different of mine.

[uccellodifuoco]

That's the second time. Was it like that the first time as well? Anyway it still was someone without need for special powers to take it.

[He shrugs and arches an eyebrow at the evasive answer.]

Something different... Your handcuffs? It can't be the jacket.

[What could it be? Ikki really has nooo idea.]

[justicereigns]

The first time was when I first arrived. They got to it before I did.

Yeah well... the demon woman took my handcuffs before, but no, I have those right now.

[uccellodifuoco]

You sure have excuses for it all.

[Chuckling.]

Fine then, what was it?

[justicereigns]

My...

Rocks.

Shut up.

[uccellodifuoco]

[Just a look, since Smoker told him to shut up. Of course that means he can't tell him he may have found one of said rocks.]

[justicereigns]

I know. I know. It's just rocks, but I painted them, because the idiot told me that way I could make sure they wouldn't get stolen and confused for just other random rocks. And they're actually non-defective rocks.

[uccellodifuoco]

[Still silent and giving him a look. You told him to shut up, and he's obeying like a good friend that is out to troll you forever.]

[justicereigns]

You can talk. Just no wisecracks about the rocks.

[This will work.]

[uccellodifuoco]

I think I found one of them in my room.

[No wisecracks about the rocks, he has something better in mind.]

[justicereigns]

[Blinks.] What really? That's not much of a hiding spot.

[uccellodifuoco]

[Shrugs.]

Maybe it fell when they were gathering them.

[Serving himself a cup of coffee and taking a sip. No, he makes no move to go get the rock.]

[justicereigns]

Oh, all right. Can I have it back?

[His instincts are prickling!!]

[uccellodifuoco]

Hm? No.

[Blunt.]

[justicereigns]

Why not?

[uccellodifuoco]

You said they are non-defective rocks, right? Well, I want one, one never knows when they may need one.

There are others right, go get those, I'm keeping this one.

[Back to his coffee.]