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William "Billy" Kaplan (Wiccan) ([personal profile] selfhelp) wrote in [community profile] lucetilogs2013-06-22 09:48 pm

Speed Dating

Who: Anyone who wants/is forced to come
What: Speed Dating!
When: Saturday at a vaguely-afternoonish time period
Where: The Rec Center
Summary: Details here, Roster here!
Rating: PG/13/T/R/god I don't know there's too many people



[The rec center today is colourfully decorated, with posters and directing signs here and there to make this whole process easier. The main floor is peppered with a bunch of tables and chairs pilfered from various locations (primarily the school) with two chairs facing each other per table. There's a couple of bigger tables off to the side, one for food (carrying drinks and various snacks, including Teddy and Ororo's homemade rainbow cookies), and the other with a few chairs and piles of paper everywhere. And a checklist. The checklist is important.

The desk is Billy's, and he's handing sheets of paper out to anyone who comes in and was signed up for the speed dating. Give your name, get a sheet and a name tag, go to the first desk or mingle until it starts- that's what people will be told when they arrive. Teddy's not far from the desk or the door depending on where he's needed, directing people to follow the signs, get comfortable, try some snacks- whatever they want.

Finally a lounge area has been set up with cushy chairs, couches, and the rec center's supply of games and whatnot in the corner. There is a sign for the area that says, "If you find yourself on a turn without a date, come hang out!" It's also got a picture of a weird-looking potato man hanging out, but never mind that.

When everything is ready and people are good to go, Teddy steps up and calls for attention, with Billy sitting on top of the table behind him for moral support (and unhelpful interruptions).]


Hey, guys – Hey! Can everyone hear me? Everyone? [...] Great!

I'm sure everyone knows why they're here. Or, you know, not, since a few of these sign-ups look a little suspicious...
[He raises an eyebrow at that, but his smile remains good-natured, and his brow smooths over soon enough.] On behalf of Alliance, welcome to Luceti's very first -

-We think.

- speed dating event! [Though Teddy glances at Billy for that interruption, he'd paused as if he expected it to come.] I'm Teddy, and this is Billy, and we're your hosts today. I'll try to be brief for those of you who just want to get this started already, but let's go over the rules and regulations first.

If you happened to get dragged into this without knowing what you're getting yourself into, it's basically exactly as it sounds. You might remember one of us handing you a list of numbers. Well, when Billy gives the signal, everyone will head to the table with the first number on their list, which will pair you off with someone in the room you just might not have met before! You'll have five minutes to talk to them and get to know them, just enough time for a good – or bad – first impression. After that, one of us will blow the whistle, and you'll go to the next numbered table. And on and on, until it's all over! By then, you might have found someone you're interested in, either as a friend, a potential love interest, or even just someone you really don't want to see again.

To keep track of it all, there's a space beside the number to write down the name of the person you're talking to and anything else you might have learned about them. And maybe by the end, you can write down a no, a yes, or an oh yes.


Try not to be too vague about it and we'll give you your matches at some point in the future.

[Teddy grins after that, a happy and excited one.] Remember, this is all about having fun and meeting new people! If you want to take a break, get bored, or don't have a partner, refreshments are on that side of the room [He gestures to the side, showing off the assorted foods and the cookies that he and Ororo spent a good part of the night baking.], or you can come up and talk to us! We're just the supervisors here, after all.

[He takes a step back after that, his attention going to Billy, his way of telling him to give the signal.] Billy?

[Billy gives a small wave, remaining on his table. Teddy did the hard part, after all.] There's a lounge, too, if we're not interesting enough. You might meet somebody there you're not paired with and find a new friend, so give it a shot.

That's pretty much it, so everyone can go on and head to your first table, and we'll blow the whistle in one minute. Thanks for coming, and try to have fun!



(( ooc: directions are as follows:

1) check your roster
2) make a top thread for your character with their name in the subject line
3) tag and be tagged
4) THERE IS NO QUESTION MARK ONLY PROFIT ))

yourfononsarewhack: (teatime)

[personal profile] yourfononsarewhack 2013-06-24 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[He glances over towards the pig.]

You know, it's rude to bring another date.
ahappylie: (Curious)

[personal profile] ahappylie 2013-06-24 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
...You date pigs where you are from?

[Really now, Jade. That's just weird.]
yourfononsarewhack: (teatime)

[personal profile] yourfononsarewhack 2013-06-24 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[He pretends to be ashamed.]

I can't say it's one of the prouder traditions of my culture. But yes, you are correct. I fact, our emperor has even chosen a rappig as his bride.
ahappylie: (Confused)

[personal profile] ahappylie 2013-06-25 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Rappigs....?]

Oh! Do you know Peony-san? I didn't know he had married Jade.

[Because yes, Jade. He knows. He knows.]
yourfononsarewhack: (super frown)

[personal profile] yourfononsarewhack 2013-06-25 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Peony what the hell.]

Ah... Yes, I'm well-acquainted with the emperor. However, I'm afraid that the rappig that won his heart was in fact... [He pauses for a moment in deliberation.] Saphir.

[Because that's what you get Peony. For existing here and having a rappig named Jade with you.]
ahappylie: do not take w/o permission (Such happiness)

[personal profile] ahappylie 2013-06-25 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[This sounds like a troll.

Like a complete and utter troll.

...

Yup, he's rolling with it.
]

I hope he and Saphir are happy then. Rappigs are very cute and I was sad when they left Luceti with Peony-san.

You don't happen to have one, do you?
yourfononsarewhack: (flat)

[personal profile] yourfononsarewhack 2013-06-25 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head and pretends to frown. Of course Peony would make friends with the one man here who carries around a pet pig.]

No, I'm afraid that I'm still single. However, I am sure that they are not impossible to recreate within the Battle Dome's simulations at the very least.
ahappylie: (Uh....?)

[personal profile] ahappylie 2013-06-26 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Jade, did you just suggest a dating sim with rappigs?]

But could a simulation measure up to the real thing?
yourfononsarewhack: (pleasent)

[personal profile] yourfononsarewhack 2013-06-27 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course he is.]

Oh, you'd be surprised. The simulations are exceedingly lifelike.
ahappylie: (Smile)

[personal profile] ahappylie 2013-07-04 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[....Jaaaaaaade.]

Oh, then I'm glad you're able to at least experience a bit of happiness in the simulations then. Have you found your perfect rappig match yet?
yourfononsarewhack: (a quiet memory)

[personal profile] yourfononsarewhack 2013-07-09 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Would I be here if I had?