Speed Dating

[selfhelp]

Who: Anyone who wants/is forced to come
What: Speed Dating!
When: Saturday at a vaguely-afternoonish time period
Where: The Rec Center
Summary: Details here, Roster here!
Rating: PG/13/T/R/god I don't know there's too many people



[The rec center today is colourfully decorated, with posters and directing signs here and there to make this whole process easier. The main floor is peppered with a bunch of tables and chairs pilfered from various locations (primarily the school) with two chairs facing each other per table. There's a couple of bigger tables off to the side, one for food (carrying drinks and various snacks, including Teddy and Ororo's homemade rainbow cookies), and the other with a few chairs and piles of paper everywhere. And a checklist. The checklist is important.

The desk is Billy's, and he's handing sheets of paper out to anyone who comes in and was signed up for the speed dating. Give your name, get a sheet and a name tag, go to the first desk or mingle until it starts- that's what people will be told when they arrive. Teddy's not far from the desk or the door depending on where he's needed, directing people to follow the signs, get comfortable, try some snacks- whatever they want.

Finally a lounge area has been set up with cushy chairs, couches, and the rec center's supply of games and whatnot in the corner. There is a sign for the area that says, "If you find yourself on a turn without a date, come hang out!" It's also got a picture of a weird-looking potato man hanging out, but never mind that.

When everything is ready and people are good to go, Teddy steps up and calls for attention, with Billy sitting on top of the table behind him for moral support (and unhelpful interruptions).]

Hey, guys – Hey! Can everyone hear me? Everyone? [...] Great!

I'm sure everyone knows why they're here. Or, you know, not, since a few of these sign-ups look a little suspicious... [He raises an eyebrow at that, but his smile remains good-natured, and his brow smooths over soon enough.] On behalf of Alliance, welcome to Luceti's very first -

-We think.

- speed dating event! [Though Teddy glances at Billy for that interruption, he'd paused as if he expected it to come.] I'm Teddy, and this is Billy, and we're your hosts today. I'll try to be brief for those of you who just want to get this started already, but let's go over the rules and regulations first.

If you happened to get dragged into this without knowing what you're getting yourself into, it's basically exactly as it sounds. You might remember one of us handing you a list of numbers. Well, when Billy gives the signal, everyone will head to the table with the first number on their list, which will pair you off with someone in the room you just might not have met before! You'll have five minutes to talk to them and get to know them, just enough time for a good – or bad – first impression. After that, one of us will blow the whistle, and you'll go to the next numbered table. And on and on, until it's all over! By then, you might have found someone you're interested in, either as a friend, a potential love interest, or even just someone you really don't want to see again.

To keep track of it all, there's a space beside the number to write down the name of the person you're talking to and anything else you might have learned about them. And maybe by the end, you can write down a no, a yes, or an oh yes.

Try not to be too vague about it and we'll give you your matches at some point in the future.

[Teddy grins after that, a happy and excited one.] Remember, this is all about having fun and meeting new people! If you want to take a break, get bored, or don't have a partner, refreshments are on that side of the room [He gestures to the side, showing off the assorted foods and the cookies that he and Ororo spent a good part of the night baking.], or you can come up and talk to us! We're just the supervisors here, after all.

[He takes a step back after that, his attention going to Billy, his way of telling him to give the signal.] Billy?

[Billy gives a small wave, remaining on his table. Teddy did the hard part, after all.] There's a lounge, too, if we're not interesting enough. You might meet somebody there you're not paired with and find a new friend, so give it a shot.

That's pretty much it, so everyone can go on and head to your first table, and we'll blow the whistle in one minute. Thanks for coming, and try to have fun!


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2) make a top thread for your character with their name in the subject line
3) tag and be tagged
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Comments

tw: language, propositioning, Isaac being Isaac

[relictusdeus]

[The reaction he's met has no amusement-dampening effect. On the contrary.]

That you think fucking to serve naught but a reproductive purpose is reason enough. 'tis far more than that.

[Such is the Cheshire smile of a man not only all too well-versed in the subject, but on the verge of boldly extending a proposition he is so certain shall not only be shot down but shall go down in glorious flames.]

Must I explain the mechanics to you, or did you prefer a more... thorough demonstration?

[winds_voice]

[Quite honestly, the Spirit would like to have responded with a definite 'no'. But... he is a little hesitant to dismiss this opportunity entirely. After all, if he never learned about this then this conversation would just repeat itself in future with someone else, right?

Still, he wasn't so desperate as to throw himself in at the deep end.]

An explanation would be sufficient. A brief one. I am not sure if we have much more time to speak of this.

TW: in which Isaac talks of mechanics of buttsex and so forth

[relictusdeus]

We have more than enough. [And more afterwards, should you wish it, that half-lidded gaze seems to suggest.] No, there is more than one way by which a man might enter another when he burns with lust. But I speak in particular of the matter in which one's cock penetrates the anus.

[When and where he's from, it's seen as utter blasphemy punishable by death, and he has come to expect some amount of brow-furrowing or uncomfortable squirming on the subject when it arises, at the very least. Perhaps, however, such reactions would partly owe themselves to the fact that it is him speaking bluntly of such matters and not someone with a friendlier face and demeanour.

Canting his head with a slow, expectant smile curving his mouth, he adds oh so matter-of-factly:]

...And why not? There are few parts of one's anatomy more sensitive and therefore the pleasure is keen, even beyond that which one may have ever felt. Of course... [A thoughtful pause.] ...should one be ill-prepared to receive it, then it shall be most painful.

[winds_voice]

[Unfortunately, Eley wasn't particularly well-versed in human anatomy right now either. At least not in the more intimate and internal parts of his body. He could survive without food or drink and could operate all day and night, such was his nature as a Spirit. Some things hadn't changed despite a change of body, at least not yet. He had little in the way of bodily desires.

Not to say that these things weren't there to be used of course, but he wouldn't know how to. And though the idea of doing such a thing with another man didn't bother him, the fact it could cause pain rather than pleasure does make him feel rather reluctant to want to try it.

If he did, he wasn't sure Isaac was the one to try it with either. Just the way he looked at him, the way he moved... his intuition told him to stay away rather than get closer. He couldn't say he wasn't entirely ungrateful for the lesson though, even if it was rather... crude and humiliating on his part.]

I am still not entirely sure if I understand but... I will remember your words. Though I must ask, why pursue something that could cause such pain?

[relictusdeus]

[It's a question he has asked himself in a different context, and that it comes now, emotionally raw as he is, gives him pause. The thinnest and wryest of smiles is offered eventually, a chuckle thick in his throat as he blinks his gaze back into focus.]

One’s hunger for fulfillment will often overcome one’s fear of pain. [He wets his lips.] ...And there are those who might wish it to hurt, just a little bit.

[winds_voice]

[The pause doesn't go unnoticed and it surprises Eley for a moment. He has to wonder what was running through Isaac's head just then. Sure enough though that smile returns and he continues as if nothing happened...

Never mind.]

It seems strange that anyone would wish pain on themselves. The pursuit of pleasure I can understand, but pain...

Then you are saying that all humans have this need for fulfillment? It is something... constant? Natural?

[relictusdeus]

[He has found few who understand the sense of liberation that can be found in pain. The thrill, the self-control reclaimed, the sense of life pumping through every fibre of his being. Pain can offer a man many things.]

Not only humans, my dear man.

[winds_voice]

...and ones such as yourself then. Or perhaps even more, if that is what you are implying. My kind do not appear to be included in this, though I have already developed emotions beyond what a Spirit should feel. Perhaps it is only a matter of time.

[He's not really sure if he considers that a good thing or not either...]

[relictusdeus]

[There's an amused noise in his throat.]

Perhaps.

[So comes his evenly voiced answer, smile sibylline and lingering, just before the peal of a bell carries through the room.

Eley will go uncorrected in his impression of Isaac, for the latter has not felt human in so very long. He has never had the luxury, he thinks, to know what happiness other humans enjoy and to have lived as so many lived, in a community offering physical and mental and spiritual support. He had renounced his humanity before devoting his life to one of servitude and has never made any great effort to regain it as a free man. As far as he is concerned, he's an incorrigible demon in a man's flesh and doubts most anyone familiar with his sins could ever believe otherwise.]

'twould seem our time is at an end~.