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Neji's Birthday!

Who: Konoha Shinobi and whomever else wants to come!
What: Birthday Party!
When: Backdated to July 1st to July 3rd
Where: Outside CH1
Summary: Hinata and Lee set up a party for Neji!
Rating: PG

July 1st and July 2nd

[The time since her arrival had passed by swiftly and before she knew it, Neji's birthday was swiftly approaching. In a rush to make sure that things were done correctly and perfectly for her older cousin, Hinata enlisted the assistance of Lee and Chouji. She knew that her cousin's teammate/best friend/greatest rival would want to lend his help and she didn't think that she could handle the food for the entire party on her own. Besides, she and the Akimichi had discussed cooking together. What better way to do that than for a party?

She'd spent two days of afternoon practice making one of the gifts for Neji, away from the floor where the rest of the shinobi lived. Lucky for her, Kiba lived on the top floor of their building and she'd been able to use the kitchen up there. The rest of the food and sweets had been prepared as normal on the fourth floor.]

July 3rd

[The party is well under way. There are plenty of things to do. Of course, this party is not like Masaomi's recent birthday party. Off to one side, Lee has set up a sparring area for those interested. Hinata is demonstrating tea ceremony with a high blush on her face the entire time, in a formal kimono. Chouji's setting up food on a long banquet table. There's a big table with lots of presents there already for the stoic Hyuuga shinobi.

There are also tables with lovely flowers from Raine-san's shop decorating the top for people to sit and talk.]

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[AS IF THAT WILL DISTRACT YOUR MOM, SON.

After Naruto decided to use him as a human shield and then going to Shikamaru when the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero finally arrives and sees him as a naughty young woman, Minato approaches his wife to try and calm her down.]

Aha... Kushina, maybe I can talk to Naruto instead. Get him to apologize to Neji and Hinata and to everyone here. [We don't need to result to violence. Let Dad lecture and scold him instead!]

[The entirety of Kushina's shock at seeing what her son had done is replaced with utter outrage. And when Kushina is on her path of righteous punishment it's best to not get in her way. So Shikamaru and Minato are making a very, very wrong choices in the matter. She storms right past Naruto's human shield and his guardian angel with a fierce scowl and without a backward glance. Her eyes have zeroed right back on her target.

Naruto.

All three/four clones get poisonous glares and she shoves past them. With those narrowed, hard eyes, her cheeks are probably also a permanent shade of red now whenever she's around these people that saw her SON TRANSFORM INTO A NAKED GIRL AT A NICE PARTY.

She wants to bury her face in her hands so nobody can see her face and so she can't see the looks on the faces of everyone, but she's no coward. Instead, her hand flashes out to grip Naruto's (the real one) whiskered cheek hard and tug him close so she can hiss;]

You're coming with me. Right now.

[Then she whirls on Minato, face not softened in the slightest.]

You too.

[And now Naruto is being dragged to a door by his jacket.

CARRY ON EVERYONE SHE WILL HANDLE THIS]

[Give him a gold star, because he sure did try.]

[The clones didn't work and before he knows it, MOM IS ON HIM and he's screeching because it hurts.]

O-ow! Mom! MOM WE WERE JUST MESSING AROUND Y'KNOW?! AAAHH!!

[FAREWELL FRIENDS. There's just more flailing and screeching as he gets dragged out of the room.]

[YOU MADE ENOUGH OF A SCENE STOP SCREAMING

PLS

She hurries them out a little faster and slams open the door with her shoulder. MINATO WHERE ARE YOU]

[Yeah, he did try. Sorry, son. Maybe later this evening, he can calm your mom by some good old-fashioned seduction no jutsu. Only this time, no clouds or turning into a woman. Just him, his hotness and his charming smile. B)

Well, Minato doesn't have much of a choice but see his son being pinched and be dragged. He gives a sigh-- (because there's really no reasoning out with a very enraged Uzumaki Kushina, The Red Hot-Blooded Habanero, and Minato knows this; he really just wants to try ~~and save his son's life~~ and help) --but blinks when his wife turns to him.

You too.

Welp.]

Um, Kushina...

[Though he'll open that door for her, anyway!]

[It's not quite so loud but he's still whining as she pulls him along because it actually does hurt.

At least he manages to shoot his Dad an apologetic look for a split second SORRY DAD BUT I THINK YOU'RE IN TROUBLE TOO SOMEHOW.]

You can let go now y'know!

[Poor Minato doesn't get a 'thank you' she's THAT ANGRY.

OKAY WELL THEY'RE FAR AWAY ENOUGH NOW FROM THE PARTY THAT SHE DROPS HIS JACKET AND HEEL-TURNS TO FACE HIM.

IF HER SHOUTING HIS NAME, PINCHING HIS CHEEK, AND DRAGGING HIM OUTSIDE FOR A LITTLE 'CHAT' DIDN'T PROVE HOW UPSET SHE WAS THEN THE TIGHTLY CROSSED ARMS, GRINDING TEETH, AND TAPPING FOOT SURE AS SHIT WILL.

YOU HAVE ONE CHANCE, UZUMAKI NARUTO. BEGIN EXPLAINING.

NOW.]

Well?

[While he's just a mere spectator in this mother and son punishment time, Minato's not about to let his son be killed ksadhalkj.]

You should better start explaining now, Naruto. Your mom and I were pretty shocked by that technique. [Shock is even an understatement. Don't tell him Sensei taught you that malicious technique good god.]

I dunno, I didn't really think about it y'know! I was just trying to get him off-guard for stealing my food, and that kinda jutsu always works!

[Please don't ask wo taught him it. It's even worse to think that he out-perved Ero-sennin by the time he was 12 :| ]

Edited 2013-07-09 06:28 (UTC)

[NOPE TOO BAD

She wants to say she KNOWS he wasn't thinking because who the hell transforms into a naked woman at a nice, reserved, party like that. IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS.

Why are boys so DEFENSIVE OVER FOOD too???

But she says this because it's more important and the rest is easy enough to figure out.]

Who taught you that?

[IT WAS JIRAIyA WASN'T IT]

[It's muffled. He's answering , but already knows she isn't going to enjoy the answer.]

Nobody taught me it, I did it on my own, back in the Academy.

[That shock is back and she blurts out the first thing that comes to mind, baffled]

Why?

[The shock won't last for long tho....]

'Cause when I was a kid, it always worked with getting adults' attention, or knocking them out since they're a bunch of perverts!

Even old Sandaime, and that's how I got Ero-sennin to start training me y'know.

[Wow look at him just throwing all these people that aren't in Luceti under a bus haha but HE DOESN'T WANT MOM MAD AT HIM SO. SHIFTING THE BLAME.....]

[Kushina almost ALMOST smiles when he says they're a bunch of perverts. It's true.

Guys are, at least. Especially Jiraiya and she's not surprised he fell for a trick like it. Throw a pretty girl (or Tsunade) at him and he would do a lot of things. Even train a Kushina clone.

But she remains frowning.]

So why the hell were you using it at a nice party for that boy, Neji?