Event Log - Malnosso World

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody!
What: A field trip for the entirety of Luceti!
When: October 27th, until the end of November 2nd
Where: The Happiest Place on the Moon, Malnosso World!
Summary: So you remember all those times Luceti was transformed into Luceti Land? Welcome to Malnosso World, Luceti Land's bigger, cooler brother. Be sure to keep all hands inside the rides at all times, and refer to your map if you get lost. Trust me, you'll get lost.
Rating: F for Fun!

Comments

open always and forever

[nosenobounds]

[ Wow look at all these options. Usopp, once he's done... shrieking because he got taken on vacation by terrifying robots... will eventually get over himself and be all about enjoying these amusements, once he's met with his temporary new roommates (who have already been decided upon).

To Bubble Land! He'll only be in there for a little while on the first day, because it's kind of creepy once he really starts thinking about it. Plus once he sees anybody walk through a Shift zone and come out younger or older, it's all the cue he needs to get the hell out of dodge.

Usopp will hit Cartoon Land and Junior Land every day between the 27th and 30th, more or less being his usual self. Maybe a little on the nervous side when it comes to attractions and thrill rides: that's what an ever-increasing fear of being afraid gets you. He'll even wander through Thrill Land on the 28th and 29th. Don't expect to find him in line for anything particularly tall or fast looking unless he's somehow backed himself into it through hideous bragging and pride, though He's kind of easy to trick into that kind of thing. A lot of his focus will be on the tamer rides and various games, especially anything that primarily involves being able to aim, because go figure, he's pretty good at aiming.

As far as Casino Land goes, the first few days are all about the relaxing beaches and the buffet. And the finding Nami to get her out into the fun festival times. Nothing wrong with some quiet relaxation time. The last day or three... well, there was a bit of a situation in the room, so he's got a little quest to try to earn some points to fix it up, since he kind of was responsible for it being wrecked. From the 31st to the 2nd, this is where he can be found! Which is just as well.

Any one of those rides out there could break and kill somebody. At least the casino is pretty safe. ]

all of the days

[precipitous]

[ So most of the time, the stuff the Malnosso pulls is pretty sucky, right? This time, they didn't too bad. At least, in Korra's opinion. She's having plenty of fun at Malnosso World - it even takes her mind off her lack of bending for a little while. Here's what she's up to:

a. Bumming around the villa she's sharing with Masaomi, Gold, and Silver. Whatever, at least they're all pretty cool and a bit obnoxious like her. Staying up all hours of night with Mountain Dew and sleeping in until noon is the name of her game here. God help you if you try and wake her up before that.

b. Bubble Land as a whole kind of gives her the creeps, so she doesn't spend much time there at all. She does get in line for the Paddle Boats of Love however, nooot quite getting what they are until it's too late. Welp.

c. Getting lost in the house of mirrors in Cartoon Land, and being rather unamused the longer she's stuck in there. Some mirrors show herself airbending, while others show her strange beasts she's never seen before. It doesn't sit well at all.

d. The main draw for Korra in Casino Land is...yep, the buffet. She will be found stuffing her face there and going back for seconds regularly.

e. Korra gets her thrill junkie fill in Thrill Land, conquering every roller coaster she can get on, even when her head starts to feel like it's perpetually spinning. No big deal. She'll just stagger her way onto the next ride.

She will more or less keep this up for the duration of their stay. Rinse and repeat. ]

[silversnowfall]

[If she faced the droids alone, Nephry likely would not fight. Why turn the inevitable into an even more painful experience?

When they came for Ion, and Jade, and Peony too, though - what if it was a draft? Some unannounced danger they were all being dragged toward? Or even some kind of massive kidnapping? Seeing them headed for her most important people, to subdue them or hurt them-!

Needless to say, she fought ineffectively and she lost. Nephry spends at least the first day out cold, and the second semi-coherent.

After that? She's content to go wherever her villa-mates take her, for most of the week. Standing in line, listening to agitated other tourists, watching a small altercation between people from three different enclosures, none of it fazes her. They aren't fighting a war and, moon or not, no one here is really getting hurt. Occasionally, she worries about what is happening in Luceti, that they all need to be here.

On one of the later days, passers-by are free to find a stone-silent Nephry staring at the terrible caricature of Gelda Nebilim, giving a tour lecture outside the fake school.]

[thefinaljedi]

"Sounds like something you and your mother enjoyed a lot then, to have you this excitable." Almost hyper, even!

2nd Day - Early

[distressedude]

[It was hard not to feel guilty, even knowing it wasn't his fault she got hurt. If he were stronger, would he have have been able to protect her? Could he have kept her from getting hurt? Or would it have been better to just give in and go quietly, as Ion had become accustomed to prior to that terrible kidnapping all those months ago?]

[That didn't matter now. Right now, he was just waiting by Nephry's side, uninterested in whatever this place is the Malnosso have brought them to so long as Nephry was still out of it.]

[He knows it would be easier if he just slept while she did, but somehow he feels so uneasy, he can't bring himself to. It was just the two of them right now, but with Nephry still sleeping, he felt like he was alone. It unsettled him. Was it because of where they were? He wasn't sure, but either way, there was no way he could fall asleep right now. So he sits and waits for Nephry to wake up.]

[onejump]

"Who, me? Of course not, I'm fine."

[He follows the path of a roller coaster as it steadily climbs higher and higher and- oof, did it really need to go that high?

He wasn't sure where this sudden anxiety about heights had come from, but apparently it was just as nerve-wracking to see other people go all the way up there.

... Especially when the coaster goes plummeting down the track, the passengers aboard crying out in exhileration. He looks away, turns back to Riku, and forces a grin.]

"Just a lot of stuff I'm not used to, is all."

[And it all goes so high]

It wouldn't be so awful if I hadn't made him terrified of heights for October.

[onejump]

[He's watching a massive tower drop ride, and he doesn't understand what logic or insanity could possibly make somebody want to drop themselves from someplace that far up on purpose.

For fun.

The seated customers plummet to the ground, and he follows them, wincing in anticipation as they veer toward the ground- and suddenly a hand claps him on the shoulder. And he jerks around.]

"Wh- Oh, uh. Yeah, sorry. Guess I'm not used to some of this stuff, we don't have it back where I'm from."

[Well, if nothing else, being friendly will get his mind off this crazy theme park... He cracks a smile.]

"Hi."

all the days, all the places

[breezing]

[ While Soren's in the Luceti district, he's not allowed in Malnosso World proper on grounds of being a bit too big - so Ikki's usual companion will only be usual if she's caught in the Luceti district on her way out or her way back, and she may hang around with him near the villa she's sharing with her grandpa (among other people). Ikki's going to be found more in play clothes than her airbending robes - most of which were admittedly picked up around the park, so she may or may not be wearing shirts advertising various areas. Except on Halloween, when she will be a beautiful butterfly princess because Why Not.

She's fairly cheerful throughout, especially because SHE'S ON THE MOON and there are GAMES and RIDES and CANDY. Although her ongoing search for stars to eat is not going so well. Ikki can of course be found chattering non-stop at anyone she meets, be they from Luceti or elsewhere - especially if she spots kids her own age, which is a rarity in Luceti proper. She's usually in the company of one of her nominal guardians or someone they trust (which could be YOU, if you're cool enough), or at least is in their line of sight. Find her specifically:

a: bubble land [DAY 1 ONLY]
Ikki's card says "Lily, from a world where everyone is thumb-sized; you like playing charades". She's somewhat willing to play around with it, but will mostly just pocket it and forget about it after a bit. Mostly she'll wander around curiously, checking things out. The false Raine and any other costumed nearly-Lucetians will get wide-eyed stares (the SUSPICIOUS kind, honestly), and Ikki will bop around through a few shifts - feel free to engage in harmless shift shenanigans with her. She's up for bodyswaps or personality changes, and possibly other things WHO KNOWS.

...She gets bored with the place pretty quickly, especially since the "star attraction" isn't something most people would go on with an eight year old in tow, and won't revisit bubble world after the first day at all, unless she's dragged.

b: junior land [ALL DAYS EXCEPT HALLOWEEN]
The place where Ikki spends most of her time is, appropriately enough, Junior Land. She will stand in that Brony Ride line fifty million times if she has to. The bumper cars (SHE GETS TO DRIVE? ON THE MOON?) are also a favorite (although compared to dinosaur rides they are not the favorite) but Ikki can honestly be found all over the place. The train rides? Yes. The cups'n'saucers, spinning the things as wildly as possibly with complete disregard for the other passengers? Yes. Games of tag? ALWAYS. Life-sized chess? ...Well, okay, she's willing to give that a go but it's like her least favorite part of Junior Land because it's the least exciting for her.

She's also often going to be found in the arts and craft tent, and if she spots someone she knows she may present them with her latest activity. Dare you approach her after time in there? Or maybe you should just join her come on let's make friendship bracelets guys!

c: cartoon land [ALL DAYS EXCEPT HALLOWEEN]
Cartoon Land, on the other hand, keeps Ikki perfectly engaged throughout. She'll go through the obstacle course and the fun house multiple times. The obstacle course in particular is a favorite: zip lines? Crazy heights? Rope courses? Ikki sails through all of those fearlessly until the fear shift hits and she gets nervous about heights, losing her typical casual disregard for the threat of actually falling. She'll go on the Acme coaster maybe once or twice, but the other attractions are more interesting to her.

d: halloween land [HALLOWEEN ONLY]
On Halloween Ikki can appropriately enough be found in the correct land. She's even dressed up, as a butterfly princess. So she's pretty happy. Ikki's perfectly willing to go through all the scary things, but.

...Some of those scary things will actually scare her, so be prepared to have an eight-year-old latching onto your arm if you go with her. She will also scream at the creepy animatronics.

e: casino land + thrill land [ALL DAYS EXCEPT HALLOWEEN]
Ikki only shows up at Casino Land to hit the buffet with supervision, because wow this is age in appropriate. Thrill Land is exciting, sure, but she is also PROBABLY TOO SHORT FOR MOST OF THESE RIDES, and therefore can be found pouting and/or trying to think up a way to get around those pesky height restrictions (she will never, ever succeed). THESE ARE THE WORST WORLDS WHY WOULD YOU GO TO THEM.

Or choose your own adventure. ]

[prims]

[ Prim spends most of the first day in the Lucetian district, getting used to the idea of being on the moon. She's also admittedly just taking her time and sort of enjoying things - she'll be in a villa with her sister and Sharpe, and is fairly happy with those arrangements.

After the first day, she can be found visiting the various attractions and worlds, frequently consulting a map. She's clearly never been to a theme park before, and conscientiously tries to get to most things that sound interesting off the descriptions - especially any shows or the like. This means she'll probably try most of the star attraction things, although the murder mystery manor will probably get a pass from her. Since she splits up her time beforehand, she can be found in the following places on the following days:

DAY 2: BUBBLE LAND
Finally leaving the Luceti district, Prim heads to Bubble Land. She's admittedly fairly weirded out by the romantacized enclosure things, and barely reads her card before pocketing it. She might hit a child-aged shift or another goofy sort, and after perhaps riding through the Paddle-Boats attraction (with anyone who wants to go with her), Prim will decide that Enough Is Enough and will probably leave Bubble Land much earlier than she'd planned. She'll swing by the Casino Land buffet and then hole up in the villa she's staying at (or alternately can be found outside of it in the evening, to chat with other Lucetians coming back). She steadfastly refuses to return to Bubble Land afterwards.

DAY 3: CARTOON LAND
Come watch Prim be not the best at the obstacle course, sure. There may be no laws of physics here, but obstacle courses are not really her thing to stat with. She'll gamely give it a go just to tick it off, but the number of booby traps she sets off gets to be a little ridiculous, and it turns out rope courses are not her forte. At least she has fun on the zip line, although she's a bit apprehensive about it at first. If you catch her in the fun house, you might find a perturbed Prim - the mirrors are a bit Weird. And while she'll ride the Acme coaster once, she won't do so again - amazingly enough all the almost dying is not her favorite thing.

DAYS 4 & 7: JUNIOR LAND
After the first two days of park-visiting (which admittedly did not go too well, although Prim's likely still in good spirits), Junior Land is actually a relief. While she's not in the target age, Prim genuinely enjoys a lot of the activities there. She'll go on all the silly kiddy rides (and might actually stand in line for the Brony Rides more than once, looking rather eager), and spends a perfectly stupid amount of time at the petting zoo. There are animals she doesn't recognize and she has to touch them all, okay. All of them. Prim's also more than willing to join in the games of tag, and actually enjoys the life-sized chess games - and while she doesn't spend a huge amount of time in the craft tents (being more interested in the petting zoo and the dinosaur rides), she does make a thing or two, and ends up wearing silly beaded necklaces made in Junior Land for the rest of her stay at Malnosso World.

...She also ends up going back to Junior Land on the final day, having enjoyed it the most, and can be found focusing on, again, the dinosaur rides (those lines are horrible!) and the petting zoo. Prim has no regrets.

DAY 5: HALLOWEEN LAND
While she doesn't dress up (and has to have Halloween explained to her, actually), Prim ends up going to Halloween Land on Halloween. She'll ride the rides, but seems jumpy throughout her stay, eyeing the zombies and jolting whenever anything jumps out at her. This is another day when she cuts her park going short and detours back to the district (and okay maybe she will go do a brony ride in junior land again DON'T JUDGE HER).

DAY 6: THRILL LAND
Prim will try to go on as many coasters as she can at least once, but good lord not even love or money could get her onto the Orbiter a second time. She was probably having severe doubts by the time she was actually on the ride to begin with, and will have to go and sit down somewhere and do nothing for a good half hour before moving on to other things. Never again. She skips the water park half of things for the most part, though.

She doesn't devote a day to Casino Land (the description just doesn't interest her), but she does backtrack to eat meals at the buffet in the evenings once or twice - though she never really goes all out, Prim does sort of choose things she doesn't recognize, deciding she may as well try new things as long as she's there. Fittingly enough, she can be found trying snacks in any of the places she's in because of that - cotton candy, caramel apples, and a variety of other things. Prim also likes to poke around at souvenirs, although she rarely seems to pick anything up. Looking is more than enough, sometimes.

In terms of non-Lucetians, she'll often make cautious small talk with other people while waiting in lines, or when swapping opinions of rides or attractions or places to eat. Prim's not really up to date on all the different enclosures and the attitudes they have towards one another, so she's just polite and (cautiously) friendly with everyone she meets.

[bided]

[ Trisha is game to go to most of the worlds at least once, but ends up spending a fair amount of time in the Luceti district or hanging out at one of the more low-key places (or at least the more low-key activities), not being particularly into thrilling rides and not having young children to entertain (unless Ed manages to shift himself, but):

In Bubble Land she'll wander around curiously for a little while, and is available for shift-y shenanigans. Maybe she'll even ride on the Paddle-Boats, although she'd likely take Hohenheim. HOW DULL, TRISHA.

In Casino Land Trisha might actually try a few of the gaming tables, but will generally just hang out chatting with people at the buffet, and possibly she'll go read on the beach or something. She seems fairly interested in the people from other enclosures, having never come across any before.

She might do some crafts in Junior Land, and signs on to do the whole murder mystery shebang in Halloween Land on the grounds that is sounds fun. Thrill Land is not particularly quiet on the thrill side, and Trisha probably ends up spending time in the water park more than anything else - although she's incredibly easy when it comes to convincing her to go on any sort of ride with you, or to go to any sort of place. Heck, hit her up in the Lucetian District and she'll likely come along without complaint. It's highly unlikely anyone could convince her to go on the Orbiter, though. She'll just, you know. Hold your things. While you do that. If you don't mind.

Other than those specifics, Trisha can be found just sort of doing touristy things. If she manages to get her hands on a disposable camera somehow, she'll take as many pictures as is humanly possible. She'll also happily check in on anyone she knows, or hail them if she sees them. ]

[geniustheveil]

Ami nodded an affirmative. But it wasn't just that, it wasn't even just her and her mother, it was someone else being there, too. "Papa, too," she admitted.

She knows, of course, that she can't turn back time to her childhood or that intact family. But it's certainly nostalgic to think about them.

[geniustheveil]

[Ami evidently does not see why this would be a difficulty at all.]

Mm. If you'd like to learn, I'd be happy to give you any help I can.

one day!

[calmbeforethe]

[ Over on the beach at Vegas-- Casino Land, Ororo has just very politely declined a rather persistent Tyrusian who was trying to offer to rub some sunscreen on her. She wasn't impressed (there isn't even enough sun to get a tan,) or in the mood to deal with him, so she decided to just. leave him and find some other quiet spot on the beach where she could relax.

Fortunately she comes across Trisha sooner rather than later, and since she recognizes her from the village, she feels safe in asking if she could take a spot next to hers.

Once she's within sight, she gestures in the direction of the empty space beside Trisha's. ]

Excuse me. Is this space taken?

Every day, multiple locations

[niepokonany]

Well, there were a number of things about this scenario that were uncomfortable for Poland right from the outset. First of all, just when he'd been starting to get accustomed to hanging out in Chopin and his friends' house, along came some big... Thing! To kidnap them! To the moon! He'd already been kidnapped to Luceti, and that was more than enough abduction for one month, so naturally, he'd tried to fight, and naturally, he'd lost and ended up on the moon anyway.

And the thing about that moon? It was chock full of strangers, something that made him a little jumpy at the best of times! And there were weird, giant metal machines like he'd never seen before! It was just the icing on the cake that there were so many tall people around... Which wouldn't bother him, usually, but it had been making him really uncomfortable lately.

But hiding out in the villa all the time seemed kind of lame, so he got up the nerve to go out and see what there was to see...

OCTOBER 27th-28th

Bubble Land was the first place he gravitated towards, precisely because of its rustic qualities. No giant metal monstrosities there! He wasn't too sure why he'd been handed a card declaring him 'Edwin Crumplebottom, impoverished heir to a disgraced noble house who spends his spare time crocheting tiny hats for ducklings. Allergic to radishes,' but no one seemed to care too much, which was awesome because he didn't actually know how to crochet.

He'd heard a little about shifts from the others that he'd met, but this was his first chance to see them up close and personal. He wandered around, occasionally in strange, circuitous paths to try and avoid more vertically endowed visitors, trying to learn more about the different Shifts.

OCTOBER 29-30

After the whole Shift thing started to freak him out a little bit, he started looking around elsewhere. The bright colors in Cartoon Land seemed appealing, but coming from a world that plays pretty loose with things like skydiving with no parachute, getting shot full of arrows, and the like, he failed to see what the big deal is about it and moved on pretty quickly.

That led him to Thrill Land, where at first, he stood back, staring at the strange machines and trying to reassure himself that the people who went on them also came off. He'd never seen anything like them before--perhaps, though, someone could convince him to try it. And if they did, well... He just might not want to stop.

OCTOBER 31st

Still on a bit of an adrenaline high from the roller coasters, Poland found himself exploring a little more. And the big mansion on the hill in Halloween Land sure looked impressive, didn't it?

He might not have been paying attention during the directions, though, or he'd probably have realized the murder mystery wasn't real. One would think the bad acting might have tipped him off, but so far, it didn't seem to have--his blustering bravado was growing more awkward by the minute, and by the end of the night, someone was pretty likely to find him hiding in a wardrobe from (strange, tall!) murderers.

NOVEMBER 1st-2nd

Perhaps that was a little too much excitement. Having heard that Junior Land was a little less stressful, Poland ended up there. He was a terror in the bumper cars, but before too long, he found where he was really meant to be: the petting zoo. If anyone needed him, he'd be with the ponies, at least until he had to go back to the villa at night.

[[OOC: No roommate plans, so if you want to say they ended up rooming together, go for it! Also, feel free to run into him during any shift you want in Bubble Land. He's going to be trying as many as he can.]]

[calmbeforethe]

[ Ororo wasn't eager to ride anything, either. So she spends a lot of time around the carnival rides and games, patiently waiting for whoever she was with for that day to finish whatever ride they'd set their sights on before moving onto another one. Unfortunately, with how long the lines got, it meant a lot of waiting and wandering around.

At this moment, she's peering at a classic duck shooting gallery game with a bit of a frown. The prizes were rather cute, of course, but then so were those ducks and why would anyone willingly shoot them down... ]

one day! OVER THE RAINBOW

[bided]

[ While Trisha doesn't know the other woman's name, she's at least seen Ororo around Luceti - and that's actually someone relaxing, when they're surrounded by so many other people from other enclosures. Trisha likes learning about the other places, yes, but there's something nice about talking to someone from - well, home, she supposes.

So Ororo gets an easy smile. ]

Not at all; my husband wandered off earlier, and I don't believe he's coming back for the moment.

[ She's...not too concerned. Hohenheim is probably not getting into too much trouble. ]

where bluebirds fly!

[calmbeforethe]

Oh, I see. [ Ororo returns her smile with one of her own. ] Would he mind terribly if I took this spot for now? I can always move, once he returns.

birds fly over the rainbow~~

[bided]

He wouldn't mind at all! I think he's off exploring, anyway. I'm afraid the excitement is a little much for my tastes.

[origami_ninja]

[Konan's observed that Nagato seems to be agitated, but she's having some trouble determining the source. The only thing she's noticed is that he's reacting adversely to his favourite colour, but she can't see why such a thing would make him flinch. Or maybe it's just a coincidence and he's as troubled as she is by having his abilities completely suppressed.

That's what's bothering her. She doesn't like being in a strange place without being able to use her chakra. Or without weapons. She may have been working on her hand to hand combat skills, but it's still not her forte. Concerned, she approaches.]

Nagato. Are you all right? You seem troubled by something.

[She'd add that he seemed troubled by seeing red, but maybe there's more to it than that. She'll let him explain.]

[origami_ninja]

[Konan resisted the droids until she was eventually rendered unconscious and woke up with her power suppressed. Even if invited, she likely would have declined, but for the moment, she's trying to keep an open mind. Perhaps the reasons for bringing them all here are benign, but she'll be keeping an eye out for trouble nonetheless.

Years of training have made her very aware of when she's being followed, and the shinobi ducks out of sight before doubling back and darting around the corner quietly to take a look at her pursuer...who is in a ghost costume. This place is bizarre.]

All days

[etherealblast]

[This?

This place was awesome in Fayt's opinion. Sure, the droid attacks hadn't been all that enjoyable or the shift that had finally dumped them all here, and there definitely had to be some ulterior motive for the mass kidnapping, but Fayt wanted to enjoy the entertainment upgrade while he could until the situation changed and he'd resolved to do just that.

Which means he's making the rounds. He's attempting to explore a bit of everything, often goading people he knows into coming along due to a nagging discomfort and though he wouldn't admit it, fear of being alone that's showed up in the past few days. He's managed so far to keep it under wraps around his friends, but it's a lot more difficult when there's so much he wants to check out. People who know him might notice he's being extra friendly, sticking close to friends and acquaintances alike rather than wandering off on his own most of the time, but he's trying not to make a big deal of it, determinedly rationalizing it's stupid. If anything, how foreign such a fear is almost as concerning as the fear itself. Overall? If he's met someone even once, they're liable to get bothered by him at some point. Even if they haven't, he'll be more than happy to chat with strangers.

in Casino Land on the 29th, Fayt wanders around the beach for a while dressed in a pair of sandals, shorts and a plain t-shirt. Might as well enjoy the weather, what with winter coming it wasn't liable to be this warm for a while, even if he was almost certain all this weather must be simulated somehow. Otherwise, he'll be poking his head about the casino curiously and checking out the buffet.

He ends up wandering into Bubble Land once on the 30th, during his exploring. After his initial disgust at the romanticization of it all, morbid curiosity ends up getting the better of him as he wanders this section of the park. What about all this was entertaining to these people? He was usually pretty accepting of different viewpoints, but this was.... frustrating, to say the least. So distracted by his thoughts, he doesn't even realize he's wandered into a marked off area until it's too late.

Soon after, some people might run into a small blue haired child, of about seven or eight years of age. He's quite a handful, darting in and out of the crowds, climbing trees and generally making a tiny nuisance of himself. Watch out, he might run straight into someone!

But overall Thrill Land is where he'll end up spending most of his days and time, and if he's not found elsewhere, he'll doubtlessly be found here indulging himself in fast rides. He's trying to ride as many of the rides that catch his eye as possible, and in between he can be caught grabbing a bite to eat or playing carnival games and actually doing pretty well for himself when it comes to winning prizes, accumulating quite a few that he really has no use for. He might end up dragging people on rides if they run into him here, or even cajole them into a game or three.

People might even end up with a stuffed toy or a won prize or two offered their way. Fayt doesn't really have any use for them, after all.]

[liaising]

"...No, no I didn't." She paused -- quieting as a straggling park-goer stumbled by, tired and eager to make it back to the train. "One of the Luceti residents wants to set up a meeting with you, Davis."

October 28th - Thrill Land

[not_a_troll]

[Loki is standing in a very long line that leads to Tyr's Legacy. In front of him is a young man with red hair.]

Sir, kind sir. If I would inform Tyr that a dangerous contraption like this is named after him he would be most pleased. Perhaps Hela would bestow even more kisses upon his face, you see?

How many times did you went? This will be my third time. Thank the Nine Realms there are no clowns here. Do you realize how spooky clowns are?

A

[not_a_troll]

[Well, this particular maiden has quite a bored face but Loki will not take the ride into a Love Tunnel alone. According to Midgardian costums he needs a maiden to accompany him.]

Hello! Hello!

[He waves a couple of times.]

I have chosen you to accompany me during the great boat ride of love. If you play nice I will even bat my eyes at you and tell a grand love story.

so why oh why can't I~

[calmbeforethe]

[ Ororo nods, smiling gratefully while she lays out a beach towel for her to lie on. Yay! ]

For me, as well. The attractions are all well and good, but I think after the first few hours, it got a little much.