Event Log - Malnosso World

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody!
What: A field trip for the entirety of Luceti!
When: October 27th, until the end of November 2nd
Where: The Happiest Place on the Moon, Malnosso World!
Summary: So you remember all those times Luceti was transformed into Luceti Land? Welcome to Malnosso World, Luceti Land's bigger, cooler brother. Be sure to keep all hands inside the rides at all times, and refer to your map if you get lost. Trust me, you'll get lost.
Rating: F for Fun!

Comments

i'm a liferuiner, it's what i do

[skaterbrain]

Uh...the sort of rock that has movies and video games. Plays're borin'.

[Pat pat, Shorty. Beat goes to ruffle Poland's hair goodnaturedly.]

Yeah? So how old're you now?

:< /feeds you Kalteen bars

[niepokonany]

Ok, what's a--

[akskkdmsnsksknfis, relatively tall stranger making a big deal of his shortness and touching him! What does he do, what does he do?]

[He ends up just sort of freezing up, like someone who's heard that bears won't hurt you if you play dead or something. It takes his a good few seconds to take a breath and make words happen.]

I... I'm like, 900-ish? [Look, you'd lose track a little, too!]

what are kalteen bars, are they tasty or poison

[skaterbrain]

[UH......................What.

The hair ruffling stops and Beat looks down at the stranger. 900 is like...a million times older than him.]

...

WHAT?!

They are tasty, but they will make you fat. /evil maniacal laugh

[niepokonany]

[It has not yet struck Poland that this may be a weird thing for people to hear. He looks up at Beat, a little awkwardly.]

Well, I mean... I don't know exactly, 'cause that's a super long time, ok? I know I was baptized in like 966, but I actually kind of have no clue how old I was before that. So... yeah.

can't get fat 'cause i'm dead!!!!!! your evil plot is foiled!

[skaterbrain]

.....

[Okay, he's just going to pick this kid up because wtf is this guy even saying?]

Are you some kinda robot???? Where's yo' truth switch?

Ugh, unfair! Also any day I get to use this icon is a good day.

[niepokonany]

[What, no! How does that mean you need to pick him up? Poland doesn't approve!]

[He squirms, trying to get free, panicking a little too much to actually fight all that effectively.]

Oh my god, let me go! What do you mean, switch? I don't even know what a robot is!

kukukukuku just as keikaku

[skaterbrain]

[Okay, tiny squirmy, 900 year old, whatever you are; Beat puts him back down after a moment and stares at him.]

So you really 900 years old?

You're so cruel to me, senpai :<

[niepokonany]

[Well, he's at least a little less panicked now that he's been set down, but he still takes a step back to get his space.]

Dude. I told you that, like, 10 seconds ago, didn't I?

i'm a tsunpai, i can't help it

[skaterbrain]

Most people ain't that old, so I had to be sure, yanno?

[He leans down a little, tilting his head.]

But if you 900 years old, you sure you gonna grow any? Most people kinda hit their height 'round 18.

[niepokonany]

Well, when I was that young, I was super little. Like, a kid, you know? [He makes a gesture around thigh height to demonstrate.]

...I mean I don't know exactly how old I am in human years or anything, but I totally still have time, ok?

[Keep hoping, Poland.]

[skaterbrain]

Shorty, if you ain't grown in 900 years, I don't think you gonna.

And what'dya mean by not human? You a reaper or somethin'? 'Cause if you a Reaper, I'm gonna have to punch you into dust!

[niepokonany]

What? Ohmigod, hey, no, chill out!

[Yes, Beat, threaten the kid who's already scared of you.]

What's a Reaper, anyway? It sounds mad sketchy!

[skaterbrain]

They are mad sketchy!

[You know, never minding that he'd been one for awhile. Yeeeeeaaaaaah, forgetting that part. He relaxes though and shrugs it off, rolling one shoulder and holding it with his other hand.]

But if you ain't one, then it don't matter. Anyway, the name's Beat, Shorty. Nice t'meet you.

[niepokonany]

Beat? That's a kind of weird name.

[Irony incoming in 3... 2...]

But whatever--I'm Poland! So you can like stop calling me 'Shorty.'

[skaterbrain]

It's a cool name, Shorty. Nothin' weird 'bout it.

'Sides you're named after a country, so you can't really be callin' the can black.

[niepokonany]

Um, named after?

[Just gonna stare you down on that one, bro. He already told you how old he is!]

[skaterbrain]

Uh....yeah? Poland's a country, ain't it? I think it is. I coulda got it wrong since I ain't so good at school stuff.

So why'd you get named after some chunk a land?

[niepokonany]

I'm like, not named after anything, it's my name! It has been forever.

And my house isn't just 'some chunk of land', it's totally awesome!

[skaterbrain]

...

You're named after where you live? Shorty, that's weird. That'd be like me callin' myself Shibuya or somethin'.

[niepokonany]

It's not weird, it's a totally sweet name! And I just told you twice, I'm not named after anything-- did you like, think I was a 900-year-old human? I mean, come on!

[skaterbrain]

Man, I dunno! I've been stuck at 15 for two years 'cause I'm dead, so anythin's possible!

[niepokonany]

Whoa, wait, what?! What do you mean, dead?! Are you--are you like, a ghost?

[Ok wow just give him a sec to like... Cross himself. There we go.]

[skaterbrain]

[Wtf did he just do?? Beat stares at him and then laughs.]

Ha! No. Ghosts ain't real.

I'm a Player in the Reaper's Game. Got myself dead and now I'm supposed to play this game to get a chance to come back to life.

[niepokonany]

Okay, that made like less than no sense. Like, what's a Reaper, anyway? And what kind of game are we talking? And...

And ghosts are totally real! Like this one time, I was hanging out in Wrocław with Liet, and oh my god, I don't even wanna talk about it, but it was super creepy!

[skaterbrain]

Bro, I've been dead. Ghosts ain't real. If anything, it was probs just someone like me screwin' 'round with you. [Which technically means he's a ghost. Oops.]

And all that game stuff, you don't gotta worry 'bout. If you ain't dead after 900 years, you're probably coo'.