Event Log - Mistletoe

[lucetimods]

Who: E'eryone
What: Mwah Mwah Hanky Panky
When: December 26th - January 1st
Where: E'erywhere
Summary: Mistletoe has once again cropped up in Luceti. It's time to kiss!
Rating: Anything about PG-13, take it off-comm.

Comments

[neverplaysfair]

Not until you pushed me clear over. And?

[magicalesbian]

Yeah, because the Malnosso stuck me with one of those phobia shifts and had me thinking you were basically the equivalent of the boogeyman, on fire, armed with chainsaws that shoot spiders. You're lucky all I did was shove you.

[neverplaysfair]

And yet you couldn't have told me that honestly? Being perceived as a deviant is one of those things that I tend to push people to confront.

[magicalesbian]

I'm sorry, what part of chainsaws shooting spiders didn't you get? I was more focused on trying not to jump out the nearest window, let alone hold a civil conversation.

[neverplaysfair]

You held enough of a conversation to accuse me of being a pervert. Multiple times, if memory serves.

[magicalesbian]

I was afraid of men and you were dressed like a girl. Maybe it just didn't click right away because of your girlish figure?

[neverplaysfair]

Why, thank you. But I still don't accept deviance as a reason to leave someone alone.

[magicalesbian]

Really? I think that's a great reason to leave creepy people alone.

[neverplaysfair]

Then perhaps we'll simply need to agree to disagree. You might not have noticed, but I don't go out of my way to make friends.

[magicalesbian]

Why not?

[neverplaysfair]

Making friends isn't what I do. It hasn't been what I do for a very long time.

[magicalesbian]

...don't you think that's a little weird for a guy who seems to like talking to people as much as you do?

[Kari can't exactly get too preachy -- she didn't have any real friends until the whole magical girl thing started. But she hadn't wanted them, and happily spent most of her time alone.]

[neverplaysfair]

How am I going to change them for the better if I don't talk to them? I already mentioned I lack a good deal of my omniscience here.

[magicalesbian]

[Even if he's not showing it on the surface at all, she can't exactly forget the face he was making when he spoke so sadly about losing his friends here... but which side of him was real? Was that as honest as she'll ever get to see him?]

[But she knows she won't get anywhere trying to rehash all that again. So she just stores it in the back of her mind for later. For now, she just shrugs her shoulders.]

...you're such a weirdo.

[neverplaysfair]

And at the risk of pointing out the obvious, you're the magical girl here.

[magicalesbian]

Well, I never said I wasn't weird. I do look like I tripped and fell into a rainbow, after all.

[neverplaysfair]

Birds of a feather, then. Since we both seem to enjoy the mistletoe.

[magicalesbian]

What, didn't you get a look at the journals? Clearly there's something up for people who get the most kisses, if those tallies are anything to go by. And I'm not about to risk losing out on something awesome.

[Also so many opportunities to kiss cute girls -- but she's not saying that.]

[neverplaysfair]

Why do you think most? Precedence says it will be simply anyone who plays along.

[magicalesbian]

Well then maybe I just wanna be the very best.

[Like no one ever was, awwwyeah.]

But whatever. I think we're done here. There's a lot of lonely ladies around here stuck under mistletoe that I need to attend to.

[neverplaysfair]

And gents?

[magicalesbian]

...yeah, why not. I got them covered too.

[She quickly turns around and crouches down, gathering up a ball of snow in her hand and tossing it high up into the air... and then in one swift motion, she materializes her sword and slices through it with a bright flash. The snowball melts instantly from the heat of the blade and forms a puddle on the ground.]

[She doesn't even turn around as she waves a hand back at him, starting to walk off.]

[neverplaysfair]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but my neck is considerably more sturdy than a snowball.

[magicalesbian]

[And then tuuuurning.]

Who said I'd be aiming for your neck?

[neverplaysfair]

You did.