Event Log - Mistletoe

[lucetimods]

Who: E'eryone
What: Mwah Mwah Hanky Panky
When: December 26th - January 1st
Where: E'erywhere
Summary: Mistletoe has once again cropped up in Luceti. It's time to kiss!
Rating: Anything about PG-13, take it off-comm.

Comments

28th

[first_darkness]

[ Dammit this is frustrating. Finally Saten stops trying to reach it for lack of any appreciable progress, and starts to survey the space for any other possibilities. ]

Those bastards need to be less thorough.

28th

[tickle_me]

[At the last, Revy finally lowers her arms. She's clearly wasting ammo at this point.]

Arrrgh! Fuck this!

[She heaves an angry sigh and crosses her arms, pointedly not facing Saten. Maybe if they wait it out long enough the mistletoe will let them go. Maybe.]

28th

[first_darkness]

[ Saten doesn't need to sleep. How long can Revy last? ]

This wouldn't have happened if you didn't move so close.

[ because clearly there's no way that she takes any blame for any part of this ]

28th 1/2

[tickle_me]

[Don'tcha know, rage is almost as good of a stimulant as caffeine.

Of course, almost nothing can stand up against a shift most of the time.]

Who's the one who fuckin' gra --

2/2

[tickle_me]

[Aaaaand she's out due to mistletoe fuckery. For the second time.

She is going to be fucking pissed whenever she wakes up.]

28th

[first_darkness]

[ ...

Saten has seen this happen. She has never been stuck with this effect herself, but she's seen this happen.

For a good ten seconds she just stares at Revy lying there on the ground. Then she gives a nudge with her foot to roll Revy over a little. ]

You'd better be faking. And you'd better get up right now.

[ She lifts her foot and starts pressing it against Revy's neck, but she won't do it for long and she's not doing it hard at all. As tempting as killing Revy to get free might be. ]

28th

[tickle_me]

[WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE FAKE THIS BULLSHIT, YOU STUPID COW











-- is what Revy would probably be saying in response if people could, in fact, consciously talk while they were also asleep. But since people can't, Revy has absolutely no answer for Saten, not even a drowsy grumble or a snore. She's so rude. :|]

28th

[first_darkness]

[ Because surely she wouldn't be so stupid as to actually be under the effects of sleep-mistletoe.

... Or, you know, she might be, and life might suck hard for Saten at this moment.

Saten has enough patience to wait out twenty minutes of being stuck with Revy lying next to her before she finally gets fed up. With a frustrated grumble she crouches down, grabs Revy by the hair, and gives her the quickest kiss physically possible before immediately stepping away and lashing out at that damn mistletoe above them. ]

28th

[tickle_me]

[Revy comes to just as shredded pieces of mistletoe flutter down from above. She gets to her knees, yawning and rubbing her eyes.]

Ugh, what was I...

[And then it dawns on her.]

-- FUCK!

[Without even so much as a second glance towards Saten, she scrambles for her fallen guns, pockets them, and then stomps off in humiliation. Happy holidays!]