variety is the spice of life

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone who wants to be here!
What: Total Recall 2014
When: The first week of the event, roughly April 9th-16th, give or take a few days depending on your character's timeline.
Where: All over Luceti, presumably
Summary: Chaos! Madness! Unreasonable happenings! You know the drill. Alternatively: characters wake up and sigh because god, not this again.
Rating: Varied. Anything frisky goes to appointments as per usual, chums.


Due to the size and variation of this event, it's probably best to have several logs for it to avoid one getting overcrowded and broken. Feel free to have your characters post their own entries, of course, if you'd prefer- you're more than welcome! This is for people who like to consolidate. Another log ought to be posted around the 16th for round 2.

Comments

Day 1

[neverplaysfair]

Oh? And what sort of trade would that be?

[ because more spending money to buy gaudier cloaks is always awesome, yes ]

Day 1

[magicalesbian]

How about a kiss from my cute recruiter?

Day 1

[neverplaysfair]

[ ...

.........

waaaaaaaaaitasec ]

Were you a girl before?

Day 1

[magicalesbian]

[Wow Pretty-boy, and just when he was thinking of giving you a chance, you managed to be even weirder than normal.]

Wha-- what kind of question is that? Of course not! I mean, sure I dress a little flamboyantly, but it's not like the uniform was my idea.

Day 1

[neverplaysfair]

...

[ And then Joshua giggles. ]

Just checking. It was the strangest thing...

[ But he's still not going to quite dismiss it just yet. ]

You drive a hard bargain, but I think you might be able to convince me, hee hee. Is the slaying the monster on your own free of charge?

Day 1

[magicalesbian]

[...maybe he can just write that off at how eccentric this guy is. It does fit in line with how weird he seems to be on a normal day, at least.]

Hmm, how about we negotiate that after I get a good look at this lion? I mean, if I actually have to break a sweat, then I may charge you a make-out tax.

Day 1

[neverplaysfair]

But what if the lion doesn't leave us any time to negotiate? Why, if it attacks right away, you could use that excuse to charge me whatever you wanted!

Day 1

[magicalesbian]

Oh, well that would certainly put you at a disadvantage, wouldn't it? But don't worry, I don't charge too high.

Day 1

[neverplaysfair]

And what's "too high"?

Day 1

[magicalesbian]

You'll just have to find out when I slay that lion for you.

Day 1

[neverplaysfair]

Oh, my, that does sound ominous indeed. I suppose it's in my best interest to make sure we approach with caution, then. And I take it you don't think we'll need to recruit anyone else for this little quest of ours?

Day 1

[magicalesbian]

What, are you doubting my ability to protect you? Come on, I do this for a living, you know!

[You know, kinda. The whole "protecting people" part is the same at least.]

Day 1

[neverplaysfair]

And always for a kiss?

Day 1

[magicalesbian]

Of course! What other reward could any magical boy possibly want?

Day 1

[neverplaysfair]

A Wand of the Ancients?

[ After all, that's something Joshua has had his eye on for a while. ]

Day 1

[magicalesbian]

...uhm, ew? Just what kind of guy do you take me for? [Gosh!]

But come on, enough with the talk! Let's get going on that adventure, before the Malnossies decide to teleport me somewhere else today.

Day 1

[neverplaysfair]

... You've been teleporting outside of your control? I can teleport of my own free will, you know.

Day 1

[magicalesbian]

Well, good to know for future reference. But yeah, I've been getting tossed all over the place today. I even came out of someone's fridge!

Day 1

[neverplaysfair]

Did they give you the cold shoulder for that one?

[ Josh that was terrible ]

Day 1

[magicalesbian]

...all the coming out jokes you could have chosen, and you go with cold shoulder? Seriously?

Day 1

[neverplaysfair]

If you wanted a gay joke, you should have brought up the closet properly, hee hee.

Day 1

[magicalesbian]

Well, yeah! But I haven't had the pleasure of rolling out of someone's closet yet today. And to be honest, I'd kinda rather keep it that way.

Day 1

[neverplaysfair]

Why not? Don't you like the cliches?

Day 1

[magicalesbian]

Eh, they're okay in small doses. But I think I'll pass this time around.

Day 1

[neverplaysfair]

I suppose you'll just have to keep me safe from the lion, and I'll keep you safe from closets! Not exactly equal, but an arrangement nonetheless.