variety is the spice of life

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone who wants to be here!
What: Total Recall 2014
When: The first week of the event, roughly April 9th-16th, give or take a few days depending on your character's timeline.
Where: All over Luceti, presumably
Summary: Chaos! Madness! Unreasonable happenings! You know the drill. Alternatively: characters wake up and sigh because god, not this again.
Rating: Varied. Anything frisky goes to appointments as per usual, chums.


Due to the size and variation of this event, it's probably best to have several logs for it to avoid one getting overcrowded and broken. Feel free to have your characters post their own entries, of course, if you'd prefer- you're more than welcome! This is for people who like to consolidate. Another log ought to be posted around the 16th for round 2.

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[urallmaggots]

[Albel could literally feel the veins popping in his forehead as his eyebrow twitched. Wicked Explosion in three, two...]

This is my bed, idiot! I should be asking you what you're doing here?!

[etherealblast]

Your bed...?! [And a quick glance around is enough to prove Albel is telling the truth-- this isn't his room.

Another quick, shameless glance down his tank top just confirms what he'd already suspected. Damn it, neither of the shifts have worn off. He groans, running a hand through his hair with an irritated scowl forming on his face.]

Aaargh... Damn it. It's a shift again.

[urallmaggots]

So kind of you to notice this now.

[Oh man, he had grabbed Fayt's ass. And they were both physically female at the moment. He just could not catch a break, could he?]

Get out!

[etherealblast]

[Nope, neither of them could, it seemed. Fayt levels a deadpan stare at Albel for a long, long moment, before sighing and.....

flopping back into the blankets.]

Just give me five more minutes.

[He was tired, and getting his sleep interrupted like this wasn't exactly enjoyable, especially when sleep had become a precious commodity lately.]

[urallmaggots]

Wha--

[Was he brain dead!?]

This is my bed, fool. Get out!

[etherealblast]

And I woke up in it, and I don't feel like trying to break back into my own apartment at the moment. [He settles in, curling into the blankets and rolling on his side.] It's not the first time we've shared a sleeping space, chill out will you?

[At least it wasn't Airyglyph's inn where they had to cram the entire group into the only decent suite in the place that wouldn't kill them from exposure in the night.]

[urallmaggots]

That was then. Before we ended up in this hell pit.

[Albel? Bitter? Nah; he was just tired of always ending up in some kind of compromising position with the blue haired maggot.]

[etherealblast]

What's the difference? [Hell pit or not, Fayt didn't really care. It'd take time to get the lock open, and he wasn't keen on waiting to go back to sleep.]

[urallmaggots]

[Albel shot an irritated look at his head.]

Have you not been paying attention the last few Shifts?

[etherealblast]

[.....Oh man. Fayt knew what he was getting at, but....]

Well yeah, those were pretty awkward. But they were just shifts. Unless you meant to do that stuff, I don't think it's a problem.

[If that assgrab wasn't an accident? They had a problem. But this was Albel, and it was hard to imagine him ever doing anything like that intentionally ever.]

[urallmaggots]

Meant to-- Of course I didn't!

[Albel's face lit up red, looking like he was going to launch Fayt off the bed himself.]

I think it unwise to let the people doing this to us believe they're having an effect!

[etherealblast]

Which is exactly what you flipping out because of the shifts will do.

[He pushes himself up from the bed slightly, resting his head on his fist as he gives Albel a bland look.] It's not having an effect on me. You're the one who's letting it get to you. So chill out, alright?

[urallmaggots]

[Albel narrowed his eyes at him... her... whatever.]

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

[etherealblast]

[Fayt just raises a brow. Really?] What makes you say that?

[urallmaggots]

You are taking this far too casually.

[etherealblast]

[Because someone had to.]

Hey, you think this doesn't annoy me? I sure don't want to get up right now to break back into my own apartment in the middle of the night. And I'd rather have lived without ever having learned what it's like to... well. [Nodding down to his thankfully small, but still feminine chest.] I'd like to kick the morons who think this is acceptable science in the face, to be honest.

But if I let it get to me, it doesn't really fix the situation, you know? It'll just make me miserable.

[urallmaggots]

[Albel let out a stubborn noise at that, folding his arms under his stupid breasts and looking away. He never would admit out loud that the maggot was right, but he definitely was, and it wasn't fair.]

[etherealblast]

[Fayt just stares for a moment at the motion, before snorting and burying his face in the pillow. Must.... not laugh....] Though a little advice: You might not want to do that in public.

[urallmaggots]

[Albel raised an eyebrow at that; what was he...?]

What are you babbling about?

[etherealblast]

You have breasts now, [And didn't seem to be wearing anything under that crop top of his--] So that kind of motion makes them more... noticeable.

[He looks very, very close to laughing.] You already look like a pretty girl normally... some guys might start hitting on you, at this rate.

[urallmaggots]

[Albel twitched at that particular memory.]

...too late--

[...wait. Did Fayt just say what he thought he said? Albel could feel his face growing hot, trying to not think about that and deflect the whole issue.]

I don't need you pointing this out! I am a man, and I will be one again whenever these fools decide to stop playing mind games!

[etherealblast]

[Aaaand he's bursting out laughing at Albel's cut off response, followed by more laughter from his outburst.]

Already, huh?

[Oh man, he pitied that person, whoever they were.]

[urallmaggots]

[Albel was too busy fuming to respond. Already looked like a cute girl... is that how Fayt saw him!? How ridiculous... but then again, he'd only been able to beat him once, and that was a hollow victory if he ever had one. Of course he would think of him in such a demeaning way...!]

...tch.

[He finally flopped over and turned around so he wasn't looking at Fayt.]

Fine. Do whatever you want.

[etherealblast]

[Albel seemed to forget that most of the actual 'cute girls' Fayt knew could probably wipe the floor with him or had him whipped in other ways entirely. Just try calling some of the girls in their group weak.

Just try. He certainly didn't want to cross any of them, that's for sure.]

Don't mind if I do then. I'll leave after catching a nap. [And with that, he's flopping down into the blankets and pillow again.]

[urallmaggots]

[Albel let out a frustrated noise, trying not to think about the fact that Fayt was essentially torturing him. Maybe if he bit his pillow in his sleep, it would keep him from biting him in retaliation for deliberately being a pain in the ass.]

...g'night, fool.