variety is the spice of life

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone who wants to be here!
What: Total Recall 2014
When: The first week of the event, roughly April 9th-16th, give or take a few days depending on your character's timeline.
Where: All over Luceti, presumably
Summary: Chaos! Madness! Unreasonable happenings! You know the drill. Alternatively: characters wake up and sigh because god, not this again.
Rating: Varied. Anything frisky goes to appointments as per usual, chums.


Due to the size and variation of this event, it's probably best to have several logs for it to avoid one getting overcrowded and broken. Feel free to have your characters post their own entries, of course, if you'd prefer- you're more than welcome! This is for people who like to consolidate. Another log ought to be posted around the 16th for round 2.

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[goldenglasses]

[There was something in this exchanges that was making Vash stop laughing and get a clue and it wasn't the swords. He could dodge bullets a point blank range if he had to, a sword would never frighten him.

It's what is said that makes his face go white.]

Wait. What!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN!?

[urallmaggots]

[He better start dodging, because that exclamation just makes Albel want to see blood even more.]

IT'S A DAMN SHIFT, YOU FOOL!

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is quick to move out of the way of that sword slash. A guy is NOT worth getting cut up over!]

HOW THE HECK WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT!?

[urallmaggots]

MY NAME DIDN'T GIVE YOU A CLUE?!

[Oh, Vash; you know that's just going to make him chase after you more, right?]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash can guess it will. Knowing his luck he may have to do some sort of vanishing act that removes himself from Luceti to avoid that blade forever.

Seeing how that at the moment seems to be impossible, he'll keep dodging for as long as he can.]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A WORLD DIFFERENCE THING! I'm sorry! I'M SORRY! [He runs for the fountain. Hoping to put it between him and that scary blade.]

[urallmaggots]

YOU IGNORANT FOOL!

[That scary blade was just a hairs breadth from giving Vash a new haircut before they got to the fountain. Run faster, maggot!]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash can run faster and he'll actually bust out his super human speed if it's required. He usually likes to hide that he can do that, but in order to keep his head? He's happy to use it.

He puts on an extra burst of speed to get the fountain behind him and an attempt to keep it between him and the crazy man he insulted.]

I said I was sorry! I really am! Very sorry! You're not a girl! I get it! I get it!

[urallmaggots]

[Albel's sword cleaved the air, but unfortunately, that was all it got to cut through. He narrowed his eyes as he saw the fool dart behind the fountain, a predatory gleam coming to his eyes.]

You'd best not forget it, maggot.

[goldenglasses]

[Vash dances around. Usually he might have made some kind of joke about how he sure does LOOK female or comment on the maggot bit. Right now, he'd just like the guy to calm down!]

I promise! Cross my heart, stick a needle in my eye! I won't ever forget! In fact I must be an idiot! You're the manliest man I have ever seen! HAHAHAHA! Sorry!

[urallmaggots]

[Albel watched him dance around for a drawn out minute. He truly looked like an idiot, and he was more than pleased to watch him dance like one. Finally, he sheathed his sword, turning away from him.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash sighs, happy to have survived another day in Luceti.] So, am I forgiven then?

[urallmaggots]

[Albel paused at that. Had this been before he met Fayt, he would not have rested until the fool was a mass of bloody ribbons at his feet. That damn child had tamed him somewhat.]

No. I am in no mood to stain my sword with a coward's blood.

[goldenglasses]

[Vash lets out a rather long, and loud sigh.] Oh, thank goodness! I've never been so glad to be a coward before! Thank you kind, sir! Thank you!