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[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone who wants to be here!
What: Total Recall 2014
When: The first week of the event, roughly April 9th-16th, give or take a few days depending on your character's timeline.
Where: All over Luceti, presumably
Summary: Chaos! Madness! Unreasonable happenings! You know the drill. Alternatively: characters wake up and sigh because god, not this again.
Rating: Varied. Anything frisky goes to appointments as per usual, chums.


Due to the size and variation of this event, it's probably best to have several logs for it to avoid one getting overcrowded and broken. Feel free to have your characters post their own entries, of course, if you'd prefer- you're more than welcome! This is for people who like to consolidate. Another log ought to be posted around the 16th for round 2.

Comments

[skaterbrain]

A person...? But then how'd you get small?

[Because he's pretty sure people can't just get big and small at will. Everything this ant lady says is just confusing him more.]

An' I already said Heaven ain't got phones so it don't matter what it'd cost.

Look, are you an ant person who kidnapped me here or ain't you?

[secretmiracle]

... I wish I knew myself. [Haha. Aah. It's tough being tiny.] I thought it might be the angels playing a different kind of trick on me, but I'm not so sure. When I see Father again I'll have to ask him about this, and phones as well!

[There must be some way for everyone in heaven to communicate over long distances, she's sure of it!]

And no, I wasn't the person who kidnapped you. Ah, are you new here, is that why you're asking that?

[If he is then she totally has a welcome speech all planned out for when she meets new people!]

[skaterbrain]

...Why'd your Dad know about angels? [Oh my God. Wait, what? His hands tremble slightly.]

Oh crap, am I dead? Is that why? Are you like a... girl Jesus or somethin'???

[secretmiracle]

[Well, Father knows about all sorts of things so- Beat why is your hand shaking?]

Ah, no! You're not dead, even if you might think you are the truth is you aren't! [WELL as far as she knows anyway.] And I'm definitely nothing like that, I'm only a nun of the church!!

[skaterbrain]

Look, I dunno what to think! I woke up here with wings n' a headache and the last thing I remember was goin' through Shibuya an' this ain't Shibuya. And I don't know any nuns, but ain't they supposed to show up when you're dead?!

[And he is so freaking out now. HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE DEAD, TINY ANT LADY!!]

[secretmiracle]

[BEAT NO DON'T FREAK OUT especially while she's still being held like this!!]

In that case, the first thing you need to think is that you are not an angel!! [Talking from experience there. It's very important to know that!] And you're right, this isn't Shibuya, it's Luceti! ... I'd like to hear about Shibuya when you have the time! [Erica, now really isn't a good time for that-] Lastly, nuns show up for much more than just that! They'll come to you when you're alive as well!!

[skaterbrain]

W-what, so I'm a devil? I wasn't that bad, was I?!

[Wait, wtf. Heaven isn't called Luceti. His freakout stops for a minute, distracted by the new word.]

...What's a Luceti?

[secretmiracle]

I don't know how bad you were in the past, but you can't be a devil!

[If he was then she's sure this conversation would have ended far earlier than this, since she imagines a devil would have squashed her by now..]

This is a Luceti. [...] This is Luceti? I think this is the only Luceti out there...

[skaterbrain]

How d'you know? Are you a devil? I thought you said you was a nun.

Is Luceti where nuns come from?