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[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone who wants to be here!
What: Total Recall 2014
When: The first week of the event, roughly April 9th-16th, give or take a few days depending on your character's timeline.
Where: All over Luceti, presumably
Summary: Chaos! Madness! Unreasonable happenings! You know the drill. Alternatively: characters wake up and sigh because god, not this again.
Rating: Varied. Anything frisky goes to appointments as per usual, chums.


Due to the size and variation of this event, it's probably best to have several logs for it to avoid one getting overcrowded and broken. Feel free to have your characters post their own entries, of course, if you'd prefer- you're more than welcome! This is for people who like to consolidate. Another log ought to be posted around the 16th for round 2.

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Day 3

[magicalesbian]

Wait, wait, back up! I'm in a-- [He reaches down and feels around the bottom of the open drawer and OH GOD WHERE IS HIS BODY OH GOD]

[He starts scrambling up out of the drawer, pulling up his legs and sitting up on top of it... and then reaching an arm down into the drawer.]

[It makes contact with a soft knock.]

[!?!?!?!?]

.........do you really think I'm doing this wacky stuff on purpose!?

Day 3

[bubblywishes]

[Norma's unaware of hat's going down inside her dresser drawers, though she is still bothered that he's even in her dresser in the first place. Even if it's filled with all sorts of strange Orerines clothes she's none too fond of, there are other...erm, d-dainties in there.]

How should I know?! You're the one suddenly appearing in there all of a sudden! [She's never seen or heard of magic like this before, Norma has no idea how to explain it. Besides, placing the blame on this jerk is far easier than accepting he's not at fault.] Can't you do something to get out?! I'm not going to keep you here forever! I'll push you out the window if I have to!

Day 3

[magicalesbian]

...the window? If it gets me the hell out of here, I'll take it!

[MAYBE THAT COULD WORK he's just gonna hop off the dresser and head towards it, not even turning to look at Norma.]

What floor are we on, Blondie?

Day 3

[bubblywishes]

First.

[She was tempted to lie and say it was the highest floor ever and shove him out herself - especially at that hideous nickname - but she keeps her hands to herself. The faster he got out, the faster she got rid of him. The house she stayed in was only single story, thankfully for Broshikyo here.]

If you break your neck falling out, there really is no excuse for your kind.

Day 3

[magicalesbian]

Yeah, whatever, Tits. I'm out of here. [YEAH THAT NICKNAME JUST HAPPENED

But don't worry, he's leaving now. Popping right out the window, and thankfully escaping without reappearing in anymore strange places.]

Day 3

[bubblywishes]

[CHFJVHHDR--?!

OKAY, FUCK THIS GUY. Norma chokes out something (maybe a curse word in Relares, maybe nothing at all), and flings the nearest object she can grab after the retreating figure in hopes of knocking him in the skull before he goes. Sadly, she does not get that delicious satisfaction, and is just left stomping and cursing loudly.

WHAT A RUDE PIECE OF TRASH!! A GODDAMN DISGRACE TO THE VERY IDENTITY OF THE FERINES PEOPLE.IF SHE EVER SEES HIM AGAIN, SHE'S GOING TO STRANGLE HIM.]