Event Log - Total Recall

[lucetimods]

Who: You and you and mostly me and you
What: Everyone's been Shifted in their own way
When: A hero doesn't care if this event last a whole ten days
Where: Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
Summary: It's that special time when the Malnosso collect all their recent experiments and apply them all at once to measure effectiveness. Although invaluable as research, it tends to leave the subjects looking just a bit mad.
Rating: Rated H for HEROIC

So there is a mod post and it pretty much tells you EVERYTHING you need to know. This is a mass log for people to comment around on if they don't want to make posts. Or even if they want to make posts anyway. There will be at least one more of these later in the event! ENJOY!

Don't forget to tag in using the appropriate format: [canon] character name

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EVERY DAY

[howsmashing]

[Hulk and Bruce have switched personalities for the event! Hulk will be in Bruce's body, and Bruce will be in Hulk's body! Obviously neither of them particularly like this arrangement (especially Hulk), but they're tyring to make due!]

[Hulk]

[Hulk is in Bruce's little scrawny nerdy body. And obviously, he's not... exactly happy about that fact. And it shows as he has a constant frown on his face while in his other half's body. He's also not wearing a shirt, because even if he IS in this weak body with no real muscles to show off, he is never wearing a shirt ever.

He's headed for the grocery shop to get some food as always so feel free to meet him there. Or at some point he might bump roughly into your character, mumbling something along the lines of 'move it' or something equally rude.]

[Bruce]

[Now Bruce in HULK'S body will be a little different. Because BRUCE actually doesn't mind as much as Hulk. He finds it... pretty fascinating actually. He's in a body with practically unlimited physical power. And he's kind of enjoying it. Maybe a little TOO much. As he decides to try out the whole jumping half way across town thing. Just once. HULK does it all the time right? It should be easy street.

However, once he begins to soar through the sky he starts to panic just a bit. Or rather, a TON. Because he doesn't stick the landing nearly as well as the Hulk does. He doesn't even land on his FEET. He kind of falls straight head first into the ground while yelling. The weight of the Hulk's body is likely enough to break the ground creating a small crater under him. Feel free to notice this!]

[littlekidtetsu]

[... Bruce!Hulk kinda' just

falls headfirst right in front of a scraggily little kid who is just going to fall backwards and stare in horror for a moment. Because holy shit it's an alien. Uuuhhhhh. Uh. What. Do I do. Is it dead. Should I poke him--no I'm too scared to poke him. :'|]

[howsmashing]

Well... I definitely need to work on the landing.

[And then Bruce!Hulk stands up rubbing his head slightly... before seeing the little kid. Uh... oh boy.]

Uh. sorry about that...

[littlekidtetsu]

Y-y-you—

Are you—

[MAN UP, KOTETSU. IT APOLOGIZED SO IT'S NOT GONNA SMASH YOU... He flickers blue a little, out of fear if anything, but - but he has to wrangle it in and ignore that feeling. No powers right now. Just gotta relax and not get scared!]

Are you a NEXT, too??

[anita_hero]

[So they may not have gotten along entirely well when they first met, but considering that A) he helped her out when she first showed up and B) he just smashed himself face-first into the dirt from a pretty high altitude, Anita freaks out a little bit when she pinpoints the source of the impact that rattled her even a not-insignificant distance away.]

Holy--! [She runs over to make sure he's not, you know, dead or something.] Are you okay, mon?

[howsmashing]

Ugh... I've been better.

[Burce!Hulk starts to get up, dusting himself off a bit.]

It's a good thing this body is so durable. Otherwise that might have-- [Oh, wait. Isn't this that person Hulk was talking to before? He might not have been present at the time but Bruce's subconscious kind of always stays on. Crap uh. Okay. Act like Hulk. Act like Hulk. He clears his throat a bit.]

Ahem. I mean uh. Yeah. Fine.

[anita_hero]

[That...was more words with more syllables than Anita had heard him string together at any point during their prior conversation. She tilts her head, eyebrows drawing together in confusion...but it wasn't like they'd talked for all that long, right?]

Okay, good. You look like you can handle a rough landing, but that must have been a really rough landing. What happened?

Hulk

[contentedly]

[And in this case, when he rudely bumps into someone - the other person apologizes.]

Oh, excuse me.

[whydidisaverick]

[Oh god. He wasn't paying attention. IT JUST HAD TO BE YOU.]

Hmph... You don't have much backbone do ya?

[contentedly]

[Gracia frowns lightly. It's a mom-frown.]

I was just being polite.

[Heavily implied: NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.]

[chikaidestroyer]

[He probably should have realized something was wrong when his horse started trying to get away from him. As he moves to follow after his horse, Albert misses the sight of a green giant of a man smashing into the ground right outside the stables. A tree twists and tilts towards the ground, some of its roots displaced by the resulting crater.

For a moment, he can only stare.

...Should he say something?]

Having trouble there?

[howsmashing]

[Bruce!Hulk gets up rubbing his head and groaning.]

I've definitely been better... but I think I can manage at least...

[chikaidestroyer]

[He glances over at his restless horse before walking over to the edge of the corral. He slowly looks at the sky, then at the crater left in the grass.]

I see... A teleportation mishap? Did you happen to fall from somewhere?

[He's presuming this guy had run into the same teleportation problems he had earlier.]

[alloys]

[Oh sup Hulk, it's Tony. You know, just in his dad's body. No big. You seem to be having a bit of trouble there. And you aren't acting particularly Hulk-y. Where's all the smashing? Hulk looks like he's almost new to this whole being-the-whole thing.]

...Having some trouble?

[howsmashing]

[Wait is that Howard? Ahh, he won't really know the Hulk's mannerism. He can be himself without any repercussions right?]

Yeah, sort of. I think I can manage though... [He brushes some of the dirt and debris off as he stands up.]

[alloys]

[He thinks he can manage. The Hulk thinks he can manage.

Strange things afoot at the Circle K.]

You know, in my world, you're a lot less wordy. And a lot more focused on smashing. Turning over a new leaf?

[magentarific]

[ She's never met the Hulk, so when she sees this green thing busting a hole in the ground, it's kind of natural to assume some kind of freaky monster thing.

Except she did get warned about giant green turtles, so maybe... ]

Did you lose your shell or are you a really late New Feather or is this an alien invasion?

[howsmashing]

Lose my shell--

[Why would he have-- ffffff. He actually smiles, on the verge of a laugh at that.]

Do you think I'm a turtle? Seriously?

[magentarific]

Someone I know told me there was a giant turtle hanging around somewhere. [ Yuri steps closer, investigating. She clearly has no hesitation shoving her face in the face of.. well, anything. ] So if you're not a deshelled turtle, are you some kind of plant-person? An alien? Booger monster?

Huuuulk

[barelyevenfriendly]

[Oof-hey! Only he's allowed to tell people to move when they bump into him!]

Who are you to talk!

o/

[whydidisaverick]

Might wanna back off girly-man. Not in the mood for it.

[barelyevenfriendly]

Who are you calling girly?

Hulk

[stillarmed]

[Being bumped into isn't much of a big deal, but when someone who is clearly smaller than you tells you to move it like he owns the street? It becomes someone's business. That someone is Ragna, and he's going to try to teach this guy a lesson. It's his job as an officer of the law, after all. Not that he likes trying to lay down the law. It's a lot of work for a guy who likes to slack off.]

Hey, maybe you should watch where you're going, buddy.

[whydidisaverick]

Oh yeah? Why don't ya make me?

[DO IT.]

[stillarmed]

I don't wanna have to, but I will if you're gonna act like an ass. [He crosses his arms and gives a good ol' stare. This is going to be a showdown. Especially since Ragna isn't afraid since he's kind of... bigger than Bruce.]