Event Log - Total Recall

[lucetimods]

Who: You and you and mostly me and you
What: Everyone's been Shifted in their own way
When: A hero doesn't care if this event last a whole ten days
Where: Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
Summary: It's that special time when the Malnosso collect all their recent experiments and apply them all at once to measure effectiveness. Although invaluable as research, it tends to leave the subjects looking just a bit mad.
Rating: Rated H for HEROIC

So there is a mod post and it pretty much tells you EVERYTHING you need to know. This is a mass log for people to comment around on if they don't want to make posts. Or even if they want to make posts anyway. There will be at least one more of these later in the event! ENJOY!

Don't forget to tag in using the appropriate format: [canon] character name

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[whimsicalwinds]

[Day 1 (May 26)]
[So Hayate was just taking a shower over in his apartment. Nothing wrong with that, nope. Except for the fact that he suddenly got teleported in the middle of the plaza from his shower, and totally nude.

So yeah. Once he frantically finds something to cover himself with, he's running the hell home. That something? Is a box. So have Hayate, once again, roaming throughout Luceti while crawling under a box.]

[Day 4 (May 29)]
[TODAY HAYATE IS A WOMAN. Well, actually, he looks exactly the same as he always does, just, uh... with some bust. Yeah. And he's in a dress. Or rather, a maid dress. Yep. Does he feel like there's anything wrong with this? Not at all. It feels totally normal. After all, he's always been a girl, hasn't he?!]

[Days 6-7 (May 31-June 1)- for Souji and Czes]
[Souji, whatever you're doing outside, Hayate and Czes just teleported from their apartments and landed on you. What do.]

(replies for day 4 will come from maidkind)

Day 1!!!!!

[girlkado]

[ ...No, it's not every day that you see a box scuttling across the square like it's its own life form. It's cute, she admits, if not a little strange.

If Hayate stops moving momentarily, she'll approach! ]

Um...

[whimsicalwinds]

[He did stop momentarily! Only to pause and try to peek out of the hole he made in this box to see where exactly he was now. But once he realizes that someone else is nearby, he just freezes, and doesn't move anymore.

...oh god it's his first time in Luceti all over again. Except this time he's naked. And the person approaching him sounded kind of like a girl oh god oh god]

[girlkado]

[ ...Tentatively crouching down by him... good thing she's not wearing a skirt HAH ]

...Is someone in there?

Day 1

[allseeingdeath]

[ Boxes do not crawl on their own. ]

[ So when she sees it move, she kicks it. ]

Oi. Walk around like a normal person.

[whimsicalwinds]

[SCREAM NO DON'T KICK IT. Before it can fall off, Hayate quickly grabs the ends of it and pulls it back down.]

P-please don't kick the box, miss!

[allseeingdeath]

Well, why are you under it, then? [ She just stares blankly at the box. Where had she heard this voice before? ]

Day 1

[roboredom]

[Robo-Ky is definitely enjoying a nice walk through the village, having fun in absorbing all the chaos that is going around. Silly humans. Don't know how to handle shifts, and they all look so ridiculous.

... Wait.

There's a box wandering around

He recognizes this box.

It's that box.] YOU! GET BACK HERE!

[whimsicalwinds]

[...oh christ Hayate recognizes that voice.]

...R-Robot-san?!

[THAT'S IT... HE'S DOOMED...

well. unless he starts CRAWLING THE FUCK AWAY LIKE LAST TIME which he's doing now.]

[roboredom]

[That is the box from before! That princess woman's pet box who ate her for fun! Robo-Ky refuses to let the box escape again, so he follows in pursuit. It even speaks just like last time, taunting him.]

I SAID GET BACK HERE! YOU WON'T ESCAPE MY WRATH THIS TIME!

Day 1

[penetrated]

[Y'know, Aoba was just brushing his teeth, desperately trying to come to terms with the fact that Mikado is now a guuuurl. Then he teleported.

Suddenly, the box is a lot heavier! Because there's a shark-lover on top of it, naturally.]

Ah...

[whimsicalwinds]

[crawling, crawling, craw--wait no not crawling anymore. What the hell why did this box suddenly get heavier...]

E-eh..?! Did this box suddenly become heavier..? [...Wait is someone on top of it?!]

[penetrated]

[That voice...]

Ayasaki-san? [But. Where is it coming from?? Looking around... It's a good thing he has this box to sit on, huh.]

Day 4 fufufu...

[inotherwords]

[Things are a little weird back at the apartment, so Shinji's been out and about more than usual lately. While he's out, he happens to catch sight of a girl wearing a maid outfit. That's definitely not something you see here everyday! He doesn't see the girl's face, so he doesn't immediately recognize her, but he considers going up to at least say hello. It would be too much to miss something like this...!]

Bad Trap! Also wow I never realized just how awkward these icons are until now.

[maidkind]

[Well you better hurry up and do so, Shinji! Because Hayate Hermione doesn't see him at the moment..!]

You mean Awesome Trap!! Hayatan is so feminine...!

[inotherwords]

[That is exactly what he will do! He could introduce himself, and maybe they'll become friends. (He totally has no hidden intentions whatsoever!) So he walks over, with a smile on his face—]

Um, excuse me?

Day 1

[magentarific]

[ And that was the day that Yuri discovered that Hayate was, in fact, not a girl.

......... ]

...Oh.

1/i'll tell you when i'm done

[whimsicalwinds]

[just showerin' showerin' being naked and stuff lalala

..Except now he's suddenly in the plaza.]

..E-eh? How strange... It's suddenly gotten a little cooler in here...

[whimsicalwinds]

...Ah, wait...

[...this is... not his shower... or bathroom... or house..]

[whimsicalwinds]

[...oh jesus christ no]

[whimsicalwinds]

[H-HOW... This is the plaza, isn't it..?! He was just in his shower a moment ago! How did he get out here?!

...wait that means he's...]

[whimsicalwinds]

[..oh jesus christ NO...]

[whimsicalwinds]

[THERE ARE NAKED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE... and clothed people... oh god oh god what just happened no no no--

...is that yuri]

there

[whimsicalwinds]

[JESUS NO NO THIS ISN'T HAPPENING... don't look this way Yurippe-san don't don't--

oh god she looked...]

...Y-Y-Yurippe-san...?!

[SCREAM WHY IS THIS HAPPENING..]

[magentarific]

I thought you were a girl!

[ This is the most vital point in all of everything.

Mostly, it's a great way for Yuri to not have it pointed out that even she looks embarrassed because ohmygodapenis ]