Event Log - Total Recall

[lucetimods]

Who: You and you and mostly me and you
What: Everyone's been Shifted in their own way
When: A hero doesn't care if this event last a whole ten days
Where: Everyone can blaze a hero's trail
Summary: It's that special time when the Malnosso collect all their recent experiments and apply them all at once to measure effectiveness. Although invaluable as research, it tends to leave the subjects looking just a bit mad.
Rating: Rated H for HEROIC

So there is a mod post and it pretty much tells you EVERYTHING you need to know. This is a mass log for people to comment around on if they don't want to make posts. Or even if they want to make posts anyway. There will be at least one more of these later in the event! ENJOY!

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Comments

[whimsicalwinds]

[Yeah, he can if he wants his schlong to be exposed to the world and this potentially cute girl.

...who apparently has Mikado's last name?! Uhhh.]

...E-eh? Does Ryugamine-kun have a sister? [..Which doesn't explain how this girl knows him uhhh]

[girlkado]

Huh? [ what what what what??? ] ...I have a brother? [ Last time she checked she was an only child... is there some sort of Alternate Universe brother here?? ]

[whimsicalwinds]

A-ah... Do you actually not? [She would know if she did, wouldn't she...? Maybe... Unless there's some unfortunate situation going on in her family.]

Ah... It's just that the only Ryugamine I know happens to be a boy.

[girlkado]

...No? I'm an only child... [ ... ] Are you talking about my father?

1/idek

[whimsicalwinds]

Your... father? N-no, I don't think that's it... The Ryugamine I know couldn't be--

i'll tell you when i'm done this may be a while

[whimsicalwinds]

[...But wait. In today's society, he really could be! There are plenty of teenage fathers and mothers around, aren't there?! And Luceti probably isn't an exception, since people from those societies are here as well! Mikado has certainly been here for a while, hasn't he..? So it's possible for him to have had a child here!]

[whimsicalwinds]

[..Wait... Mikado is only around Hayate's age though, isn't he? And this girl seems to be around that age as well...]

[whimsicalwinds]

[...Wait! There's an experiment going on, of course! His child could have been aged up during this experiment. Of course! Duh, that must explain it!]

A-ah, perhaps--

[whimsicalwinds]

[...pause. Wait, no. That wouldn't make any sense. Mikado doesn't have a girlfriend or wife, does he? So how could he have possible conceived a child? If he did, then she would be living with him anyway, right? Which obviously isn't the case. Maybe... maybe she left Luceti?!]

[whimsicalwinds]

[wait... there's someone who does live in Mikado's apartment... Aoba...]

done

[whimsicalwinds]

[...oh jesus.]

..Eh?

[...]

E-eeeeeeeh?! T-that couldn't be, could it...?!

[girlkado]

[ hah. what.

Linefacing. Really Hayate if you want her to answer the question you'll have to explain the situation! ]

...Uh? I don't know what you're talking about.

[whimsicalwinds]

[He has no idea what the situation even is though?!

WELP. Going in for the kill.]

Ryugamine...san...! Do you... Do you happen to have two fathers?!

[girlkado]

[ ... ]

[girlkado]

...Hah?

[whimsicalwinds]

The only Ryugamine I know is a boy, and he lives with another boy, Kuronuma-kun... So if you're his daughter, then I'm assuming that means the two of them are your fathers!

[duuuuuuuuh]

[girlkado]

No, no, wait, I think you have something mixed up here. [ Uhhhhh this is getting weird, and Mika is getting very confused! ] Kuronuma, you said? Kuronuma Aoba, right? I live with her, but... [ frowning, she tilts her head... buh ]

[whimsicalwinds]

E-eh? Are you sure? I don't think that we've met before...

[..wait] A-ah... Did you just say "her?"

[girlkado]

...You arrived in our apartment, didn't you? [ blink... ]

I ...did, yes?

[whimsicalwinds]

[w h a t . . .]

I arrived in Ryugamine and Kuronuma-kun's apartment, yes... but... they aren't girls... I don't remember either of them ever being girls, either.. [This is weird.. uh.]

[girlkado]

No, I'm pretty sure we're not boys... [ URGH, putting on the lineface again. ]

...This is an experiment, isn't it.

[whimsicalwinds]

A-are you sure..? [Because those two people were totally boys before!

..But oh, right... When he considered there being an experiment, genderswapping didn't exactly come to mind. Hmm..] Mm... Well, there definitely is an experiment going on.. It's the whole reason why I'm stuck in the embarrassing situation that I am right now, after all.. So maybe that would explain this confusion as well.

[girlkado]

Yeah, I guess... [ UGH if she has to deal with this for the entirety of the experiment... whatever whatever ]

But, are you sure you're okay? If there's anything I can do...

[whimsicalwinds]

[WELP whatever. Nothing he can do about it..]

Ah.. Actually, if you're not busy, there is something you could help me with!

[girlkado]

Hm? [ GENDER CONFUSION ASIDE... she puts on a smile, and tilts her head. waiting!! :)??? ]