BEELZEBUB

[godbent]

Who: godbent emp3thy breaks_destiny
What: Haruhi's revenge on Keiichi
When: Late Saturday Night
Where: Keiichi's House -> Minato's House
Summary: Haruhi has devised a brilliant plan to make the boy who breaks into places suffer. She will now act on it.
Rating: ...Hellish idek

[OPERATION SOUL CRUSHER started at 10 PM on this fine Saturday night. Hyped up on a lot of caffeine and fueled by some combination of eogtism and brilliance (and a little insanity) Haruhi has everything needed for her revenge... in a black sports back. This is over her shoulder but on her is a black coat, a ski mask, gloves, the whole kit for a break in. Which is... exactly what she's doing. Into two different places, but the first is Keiichi's house (House 22).

She knows this is the risky part of her plan because Rena or Rika wouldn't react well to... an intruder. So she needs to be careful and quiet. She knows the rough layout from the time she was invited to dinner, so she decides to be obvious and try the front door first. Failing that, well, she can always break a window or something.]

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[breaks_destiny]

[Still holding where he has hit his head.]

It's not Brigade time, unless it's a sudden Brigade meeting, what do I get from leaving with you?

[godbent]

Brigade or not Brigade you're obligated to do as I say. [She holds back on yelling that, instead just pointing a finger between his eyes. No need to wake the girls. ...Or that Satoshi guy]

So let's roll!

[breaks_destiny]

[He goes cross-eyed for a second and then groans.]

You're not going to let be roll anywhere else but with you wherever you want, right?

[godbent]

I just said that! [Smile and then... grabbing in by the cuff of his shirt, she yanks the over and begins with the dragging]

So let's get going.

[breaks_destiny]

[With a groan he will try to get her to let his shirt go, he can follow you on his own, thank you very much.]

[godbent]

[Fine, fine. She'll release you and now and set off... next door. We're going to Minato's house baby]

[breaks_destiny]

Are you going to break in there too?

[godbent]

Yeah, of course. It's probably going to be easier this time, he's not as paranoid as you. Worst comes to worst you can break a window quietly or cut glass or something, right?

[This is all said with a straight face as they're now just at the front door]

[breaks_destiny]

[...

Here's Keiichi pondering about this... Using the key to enter for this seems less bad than breaking a window.]

I'll just use my key.

[Fishing for it and opening the door. Yes, he keeps the key with him at any given moment.]

[godbent]

You keep the key on you at all times?

[...Seriously you are so gay :| She's glad she decided against the tentacle porn now you'd probably like it]

[emp3thy]

[meanwhile it's 10pm and so Minato... is already asleep, though he didn't make it to his bed today. He's on the couch, wrapped up in a blanket probably provided by Minako.]

[breaks_destiny]

I keep the key of my house on me at all times too and-... It's just an habit since I got here, one never knows when they are going to need them.

[He was going to say "and the keys of your house" but he thinks it's better to not say it.]

[godbent]

...This isn't a flashy, but it'll do. Let's go.


[And with that, she boldly walks on into the house. Living room, here we go]

[breaks_destiny]

A flashy? I'm not going to let you break something just for this.

[Following suit.]

He's probably asleep already.

[emp3thy]

[you know him well Keiichi.]

[godbent]

That's irrelevant, we just need his couch and a coffee table. A TV-DVD set up might be good too.. [In face, here's the living room and...

Wait why is Minato on the couch. Oh well, she's going to go over to the table and set down her bag. The moment of truth is approaching]

[breaks_destiny]

Why not use your place for it? Or even mine.

[He has the impression he's not going to like it anyway but why involve Minato too? Keiichi just blinks at the sleeping man and ponders for a second before shaking his shoulder gently.]

Oi, Minato, go up to bed, you're going to ruin your back sleeping here.

[emp3thy]

[Minato opens an eye and gives him a Look. Why are you in my house. Why are you in my house and waking me up past my bedtime.]

[godbent]

Because, obviously my place has Shiki and Neku and yours has all of your kindred. This house is perfect for this.

[Rummaging in her bag now]

[breaks_destiny]

This house has Minako-chan and someone else. And Minato, who has nothing to do with this...

[Sigh, whatever. Eying you, Minato.]

Don't give me that look and go to your bed or you'll be aching all over. Ask Haruhi tomorrow if you want answers.

[emp3thy]

[He just sits up and looks something like a zombie while you two argue around him. He needs some less weird friends.]

[godbent]

Minako would play along and this guy's irrelevant and if you don't even now the third person's name they're super irrelevant]

Okay, the first item comes out.

A roll of duct table]

[breaks_destiny]

[A roll of... Haruhi, don't make him take out the knifes again.]

Seriously, Minato, go up to bed, I don't think you want to be here for whatever this crazy girl has in mind.

[emp3thy]

I can't leave you with that.

[oh look, he speaks!]

[godbent]

[Hm...] Hey Minato, do you have any sturdy armchairs in here?