y'all know what this is for....

[fourteen]

Who: EVERYONE
What: SHENANIGANS
When: ANY OLD TIME (between Jan 24 and Jan 30 anyhoot)
Where: EVERYWHERE
Summary: Everyone becomes that which they love, covet, adore, or otherwise desire, and it ends exceptionally well for every single person involved. Hooray!
Rating: Who even knows. Anywhere from G to R, I would suppose.

No cut for this -- this is a MASS INTERACTION POST for the You Are What You Love event! For those of you who don't want to have to post up actual entries in your characters' journals (though you are of course still free to do that), this is the place to be all week if you just want to toss out random shenanigans! (Or more serious shenanigans. Or whatever brand of shenanigans you prefer, really.) There's no real need to state your date/location in the subject line of your tag, but you may feel free to do so!

Please threadjack like bosses, and above all, have fun! ♥

Comments

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

I...was just this way, today. Experiment, Buffy.

[herotypical]

[ she knows the experiment. she has seen it -- talked to those changed from it. but she just...buffy frowns. ]

Well, yeah. But of all the people you could be...

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Of--of all what people, Annie?

[herotypical]

I mean -- God, what am I...are you wearing?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Oi--blame Horner for this. And what did you DO with him, Buffy?! [Suddenly there is a whole lot of hurt and disbelief in Jack's voice.]

[herotypical]

Horner? [ well that explains the outfit.

but not the accusation. now two buffy faces are looking considerably hurt. ]

I didn't do anything with him. What are you talking about? I helped him when he first arrived and then sent him on his way.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Not what HE told me, eh? I'm rather shocked at you, Buffy. Never would've pegged you to take up with Horner.

[Now he is covering up the hurt with antagonism.]

[herotypical]

If I was going to take up with anyone, Jack Horner would be the last on my list.

[ never mind that she's already supposed to be taking up with someone -- even if her language doesn't reflect that. ]

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[Jack shuts up at this. Awkward moment is awkward.]

[herotypical]

You seriously thought...? [ a tough chuckle -- like she can barely believe it. she gestures outwards with an arm. ] What kind of backwards and upside logic brought you to that conclusion, huh?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Annie.....we might have got into a bit of a pissing match, me and Horner, over you. Erm.....I may have said some things that aren't strictly.......truthful. Ish.

[herotypical]

[ ...a groan. buffy rubs the side of her head. ]

In future? Try not to make me the subject of your -- [ cough ] -- pissing matches. Just how outside of the truth-lines did you colour?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Numerous times? Often several times a day?

[herotypical]

[ pinching the bridge of her nose, now. ] Right. So this means I'm stuck with damage control over my new floozy rep thanks to two Jacks. Awesome.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

No worries, Annie! He'll be too shamed by my superior amount of...of...my much more numerous and passionate encounters with you to blab!

[herotypical]

I don't think he's capable of feeling shame.

[ never mind that these are numerous passionate encounters that have never happened in luceti. ]

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Dunno--he did help me choose these clothes. Otherwise it would've been stark nudity.

[He is KIDDING, Buffy. About the nudity thing. It's COLD out.]

[herotypical]

How about you come home with me and I introduce you to things called taste and modesty.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Aye, fine. Though it would be a whole lot much more fun if I were me and not you.

[herotypical]

You being me is exactly why this is happening. Now, come on...before you catch frostbite in places that frostbite should never be caught.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Wearing a thong is certainly an invitation to frostbite, Annie. [Sparrow paces on toward her house, not waiting. The thigh-high boots clicking along the path.]

[herotypical]

Oh my God. [ she has a moment of private agony before catching him up. ] I'm going to strangle Jack Horner.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Why? You look...it's... [Jack has run out of words.]

[herotypical]

[ caught up, she can get a terrifying second look at her piratical twin. and...oh, hell no. ] Jack, did you stuff m--your bra?

[ the reaction is somewhere between outrage and hurt because clearly this translates to her being somehow inadequate and after the whole debacle with nami? well...she walks faster. ]

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[Jack, meanwhile, is hurrying to catch up. It's hard to do in the boots.] No! Annie!

Erm--yes! But it wasn't my idea! It were Horner's.