We're more than carbon and chemicals

[lucetimods]

Who: All Draftees
What: Fighting Third Party
When: 26th, 27th, 28th, 1st, and 2nd
Where: The Southern Farmlands
Summary: See here for overall details.
Rating: Probably gonna be gorey in places :|a

DOESN'T NEED A CUT. People should know how this works, if not, just follow other people's lead. I'm gonna set up some strategist threads at the top, for the four strategists to use if they want to, otherwise people should start their own threads.

((Mod Note: Since this has been asked a few times, just fyi, the livestock do not talk. Happy hunting!))

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Frontlines, first day

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[A fifty foot tall Bowser is stalking through the Third Party lines, using his massive flamethrower of a mouth to mow down the enemies. Although he may be able to take on several at once, these TP guys are taking to swarming him and are being a real pain to swat away. Believe it or not, he could actually use assistance.]

I'm so totally late. ;;;

[sanzu-watashi.livejournal.com]

[...What the hell is that thing? Some kind of Gear? A dragon? Whatever the hell it is, it's getting ganged up on pretty bad. And Baiken is fairly sure it's supposed to be on her side.

Either that or it's a really poor addition to the TP army.

In any case, though, that flamethrower is excellent cover for her, because let's face it, she can fight like hell, but it's hard to back herself into a corner and fight in her true colors when she's surrounded like this. May as well lend her hand.

Don't mind the steel claw knocking a few TP guys out of the air around you, Bowser.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[He's still trying to claw these dumb things away. When a few of them get swatted away, he's grateful, because those guys sting like hell. So grateful he feels the need to express it.]

Hey! Who asked you to butt in!?

[sanzu-watashi.livejournal.com]

[Two can play at the asshole appreciation game, Bowser.]

You sure as hell weren't doing anything about them! They were fair game!

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[He stomps on one charging in her direction.]

I was going to get to them, yeesh! What, am I being timed or something? Gimme a break!

[sanzu-watashi.livejournal.com]

If you don't take 'em out, they ain't going to wait to kill you! Goddamn, that's just common sense...

[Bowser, she appreciates the help... but that won't stop her from the insults.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

You think these little punks can kill me? They'd be lucky to scuff my shell!

[Oh look, swatting at one finally worked. And people said he had tiny dino arms!]

[sanzu-watashi.livejournal.com]

[Flat look. She's eaten a few turtles in her time. A shell isn't much deterrent, although the huge spikes and fire definitely do lend a bit more strength to his argument.]

Whatever you say.

[Just gonna go back to hacking through people over here now. This may or may not indirectly help Bowser's fight.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[He may or may not 'accidentally' toss a few enemies in her direction, on top of her or in her path. Surely he doesn't mean to.]

[sanzu-watashi.livejournal.com]

[Oh, hell naw. Bowser, you're asking for it.

Baiken lets out a Burst of ki to knock the enemies away from her, and then in a flurry of strikes from so many weapons that it probably comes as a blur, dispatches each and every one.

It isn't until the last one gurgles and falls to the ground that she storms over to Bowser, furious, glaring death up at him. Stop being, like, three times her height.]

What the hell do you think you're doing?!