We're more than carbon and chemicals

[lucetimods]

Who: All Draftees
What: Fighting Third Party
When: 26th, 27th, 28th, 1st, and 2nd
Where: The Southern Farmlands
Summary: See here for overall details.
Rating: Probably gonna be gorey in places :|a

DOESN'T NEED A CUT. People should know how this works, if not, just follow other people's lead. I'm gonna set up some strategist threads at the top, for the four strategists to use if they want to, otherwise people should start their own threads.

((Mod Note: Since this has been asked a few times, just fyi, the livestock do not talk. Happy hunting!))

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Last Day

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[Okay so being a giant SUCKS. It's like painting a giant target on your back and people aren't very good at helping him. So he finally resorts to his backup plan. The all powerful CLOWN COPTER.

He'll swoop in from high in the skies, blasting this music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq_jS6o3OoY) from the speakers. Some diabolical laughter erupts as he starts tossing Bob-Ombs by the armloads on to unsuspecting TPs below.]

Last Day

[yellowthirteen.livejournal.com]

[And there's a large, (very fat) blip on his radar suddenly. Is it an error? ...Regardless, he'll turn the Su-37 to head towards the signal to investigate.]

...Nu, are you picking up that blip as well? [And then something... it's weird, almost transmitting on his comm circuits. Music?] The hell is that?

Last Day

[awakenedchaos]

...Affirmative. Unidentified target detected. Standing by in battle mode...

[...Is that music...? This is, frankly, seriously confusing her right now.]

Last Day

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[Whoa! That place is headed in his direction. Bowser changes path to avoid what he thinks is going to be a collision. He shakes his fist at the girl riding the plane.]

HEY! Watch where you're flying you dumb broad!

[yellowthirteen.livejournal.com]

[...Oh. Good. It's him. He opens up a channel to hopefully reach Bowser as he banks the plane around. ...The temptation to launch a missile at him is stronger than he cares to admit.]

There was plenty of clearance. Maybe you should learn to mind your head.

[Yeah, he doesn't sound happy. And he definitely doesn't sound like a broad.]

[awakenedchaos]

[..................What. Is... is that a giant mutant turtle? In... some sort of upside-down helicopter with a clown face on it? Blasting music from speakers and armed with odd-looking bombs?

...Okay, now she's seen everything.

... ]








...Broad...?

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should learn to SHUT UP!

[He speeds up his Clown Copter to fly next to this plane, while staring at Nu. He thought that was a girl. But she sounds pretty manly.]

[yellowthirteen.livejournal.com]

[Well, there's something that's moving in the clear part of the plane at the nose, and it turns to look at Bowser. ...Though it will probably go unnoticed with him looking at Nu.]

Still have an attitude problem, I see.

[awakenedchaos]

...

[Yeah, she's... just going to remain quiet this time, not really sure what to make of the situation. This is all a little too strange for her, frankly.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

You just stay out of my way, or you'll be having a problem with YOUR FACE. Because it'll have a FIST stuck in it.

[He hasn't quite noticed a swarm of TPs flying in on them. No no, he's busy telling this effeminate guy what for.]

[yellowthirteen.livejournal.com]

You've got a lot of bluster for a turtle. Why don't you go take your anger out on that pack of hostiles headed this way from the east?

Unless you'd rather them knock you out of that ridiculous excuse for an aircraft.

[Thirteen banks his SU-37 to turn toward the incoming swarm.

...Damn, it's huge.]

[awakenedchaos]

...Enemy signals detected... Switching to emergency defense mode.

[And with that, she'll be directing her attention toward the incoming swarm as well. ...Not that she's actually participating much in this discussion in the first place, anyway.]

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

Blah blah blah. No one cares.

[This guy. Girl. Whatever. Bowser doesn't need to be told what to do. He just messes with the controls and activates his two side-mounted bullet bill cannons. He fires off a few rounds of those at the TPs. Sure, they're pretty ridiculously slow as bullets go. And actually kind of easy to thwart. But at least they look intimidating...?]