We're more than carbon and chemicals

[lucetimods]

Who: All Draftees
What: Fighting Third Party
When: 26th, 27th, 28th, 1st, and 2nd
Where: The Southern Farmlands
Summary: See here for overall details.
Rating: Probably gonna be gorey in places :|a

DOESN'T NEED A CUT. People should know how this works, if not, just follow other people's lead. I'm gonna set up some strategist threads at the top, for the four strategists to use if they want to, otherwise people should start their own threads.

((Mod Note: Since this has been asked a few times, just fyi, the livestock do not talk. Happy hunting!))

Comments

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[coldsnaps]

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...What?!

[RUNNING THE FUCK OVER THERE NOW.]

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[pearheaded]

[Don't mind him, he's just... flopping them around.]

Bones. They're totally not in there.

[eeeew, they're like. noodles.]

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[coldsnaps]

[Oh. Oh...that's kind of disturbing. But the more important thing is that his arms are lacking bones and flopping and oh my god WHAT DO

WHAT DO]

How did that happen?!

[blocking an attack from a third party member in the meantime. GO ON.]

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[pearheaded]

[... shrug]

I have no clue! They just—they just ended up like this, when I showed up here!

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[coldsnaps]

[okay watching someone shrug without...moving arms is disturbing too. And of course, the solution to these kinds of things is always a healing spell. ALWAYS. So he'll use Ply on him, holding his hands near his...boneless arms. If Ian can see Psynergy, he'll notice rings of light around him.

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...but it probably won't do anything. Sigh.]

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[pearheaded]

[Oooo, healing stuff. Luceti's so neato.

A pause. Wait for it. Wait for it.

He moves his shoulder, and his arms just jiggle and dangle to and fro.]

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I appreciate the attempt, though.

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[coldsnaps]

...Why?!

[first flu-like symptoms, now this. freezing another soldier, out of frustration. hopefully, ian can dodge that one too. an irritated sigh.]

...I strongly suggest that you get somewhere safe.

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[pearheaded]

[He straightens up.]

Oh, don't worry! I've been stabbed and shot and hit with arrows aaaaall morning! That's why I've got bloody holes in my clothes, yanno?

[He would salute, if he could. :|]

[First Day] [Anywhere]

[coldsnaps]

[you find more and more ways to break his brain every passing moment you know that]

...How are you still alive?!

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[pearheaded]

The... uh... power of persistence?

That counts for it, doesn't it? Right?

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[coldsnaps]

That does not make sense.

[unless you're a shonen hero]

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[pearheaded]

Eeh? But why not? I've been told persistence can keep people alive for a heck of a long time! Even Rupert's said so!

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[coldsnaps]

On a battlefield such as this, without help? I think not.

[B| starting to suspect something...]

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[pearheaded]

[Ian, suspicious? NONSENSE!]

Okay, if you really wanna know...








I've got a special powder you mix in a drink that instantly heals any wounds.

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[coldsnaps]

[...

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totally logical explanation! most suspicion gone. 8|b]

...How useful. I imagine it would be time-consuming to use here, but effective nonetheless.

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[pearheaded]

Bah, it's not too time-consuming if you mix it with a drink before you run off fighting. Would you like some for later?

[Because he will always offer. Always.]

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[coldsnaps]

It would be rude to turn down your offer.

[so that's a yes.]

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[pearheaded]

[And he nods down to the pack slung around his shoulder.]

Go ahead and reach into that bag, right there. There are little glass bottles in there you can use.

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[coldsnaps]

[Reaching in and taking one, then.

...Why does the red remind him of blood? B|]

May I ask what it is, exactly?

[B|]

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[pearheaded]

[THIS, he's actually good at lying about.]

It's a number of special spices and herbs from my world, crushed up and mixed with sugar to dispel the plant's initial taste. It's actually pretty good!

[As long as you don't get what it is.]

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[coldsnaps]

[don't mind as he freezes another soldier while he's talking, doo dee doo. god, it's rude to interrupt conversation like that.]

Thank you. They must be extraordinary to be quite effective. [like potions.]

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[pearheaded]

[He just nods cheerfully at that.]

Some of the most effective! You won't have a wound that's a problem with this medicine!







... Well, unless your wound kills you before you use it. Then you'll have a problem.

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[coldsnaps]

That would be problematic, to say the least. I am capable of healing, though, should that prove to be troublesome.

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[pearheaded]

WHAT?! You are?!

Really?!

[OMIGOSH THIS IS SO EXCITING.]

Re: [First Day] [Anywhere]

[coldsnaps]

[fdksjhfsj he...didn't think it would terribly excite him but oh well. EACH TO HIS OWN.]

Yes, by using Psynergy.

[...which now that he thinks about it, he has some small wounds and cuts to patch up.

Welp, no time like the present. He'll just fix a few so he won't waste too much energy, and since Ian can't see Psynergy, it just looks like his wounds are closing themselves up.]