We're more than carbon and chemicals

[lucetimods]

Who: All Draftees
What: Fighting Third Party
When: 26th, 27th, 28th, 1st, and 2nd
Where: The Southern Farmlands
Summary: See here for overall details.
Rating: Probably gonna be gorey in places :|a

DOESN'T NEED A CUT. People should know how this works, if not, just follow other people's lead. I'm gonna set up some strategist threads at the top, for the four strategists to use if they want to, otherwise people should start their own threads.

((Mod Note: Since this has been asked a few times, just fyi, the livestock do not talk. Happy hunting!))

Comments

that was the greatest of all tags.

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

[ Hmrr, corn field.

He'll take those odds. SHALL WE FLEE ONCE MORE, SCATHED BATTLE BUDDY? ]

It's worth a try, if nothing else!

Ian's a mighty warrior, you know.

[pearheaded]

[Hurry up, before more arrows need casual slapping.]

And if we get lost, you'll be able to eat corn and chew on stalk roots to stay alive!

[IT'S MOTHERFUCKING PERFECT.

Also, running through this field now, kthanx. Watch out for those daggers and—geez, was that a spear? Goddamn.]

Quite the mighty warrior.

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

If that's what it takes. [ EVEN IF HE HAS TO EAT WEEDS, OKAY.

WE GOT THIS, ARMLESS BOY. ]

he gets all the ladies, too

[pearheaded]

[WOOHOO—

SHIT, ARROWS RAINING, WHYYYYY

He nudges Hughes forward if he isn't already moving through there, to get further and further away. Thank god we're near corn fields, lately. They've been real life-savers.]

Can you shoot any of 'em down??

ain't that the truth.

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

[ Glancing between the sky and the ground, here. ] That's a very good question.

I think I'll be able to manage a few. [ In fact, gonna put one down right now. ]

[pearheaded]

[With or without noodle arms, Ian's pretty useless. So he just sits and watches with a grimace; not a fan of watching death in action.]

How bad's your injury?

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

[ Death in action is a running standard. And you ask a marvelous question. ]

I'd call it a glorified scratch. [ ...guarantee he's had worse? ]

[pearheaded]

[nudging his shoulder at you, mister]

Take one of the bottles out of the front pocket of the bag. The drinkable one.

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

[ Fishing around, fishing.... hm, possibly this one? Holding it up wordlessly for verification. ]

[pearheaded]

[A nod.]

That's the one.

[It's already mixed with water, no hassle.]

Drink that, and you'll be all fixed up.

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

[ Eyeing it with some suspicion when he's not keeping an eye on the sky @_@. ]

Do I want to ask what's in it?

[pearheaded]

That is a medical secret!

[Plus people seem to think blood is gross, w/e w/e]

But if you want to run around with a nasty bloody wound tract, by all means, don't let me stop you!

[Said unsarcastically, shockingly.]

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

I'll pass on that. Bloody wounds don't count as making it home safely, after all. [ Downing this like a man :| ]

[pearheaded]

[Aaand it'll start taking effect. More and more the wound will lessen in pain, and should he decide to look at it, he'll find the medicine's worked within a good 5 or 6 seconds.

The joys of not having a power cap. :D

Now there's just a little rip and some blood remaining.]

... How's it feel?

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

[ ........wat.

Ian you are a total freak of nature.

But that's okay for the moment. ]

That's very effective.

[pearheaded]

Good! It should feel as if you were never hurt. Muscles are all good and stuff, right? Still flexible, and all that?

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

Actually, yes. [ AWESOME. fdjsk what was that up there- wait, okay, not a giant winged warrior. S'cool, means he has time to grin. ] I definitely appreciate the help.

[pearheaded]

No problem! We guys on this side of the field gotta stick together, right?

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

Too right. Especially when it comes to predicaments like yours. [ Gawd, Limp-Arm McNoodle. ]

[pearheaded]

[orz]

They're cruel, cruel people, these Malnosso. How do I flail without my arms?

I look totally uncool!

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

That must be awful for you.

[pearheaded]

Very awful! How will I drink water later, when I'm thirsty? I'll have to dunk my head in the river! Or lay on my back and wait for it to rain!!

[~~ d r a m a ~~]

[idkmybffroy.livejournal.com]

[ SUPER SERIOUS pat on the back. ]

With any luck, you can sit back up before you accidentally drown. [ He pretty much has no idea what he's talking about. ]