We're more than carbon and chemicals

[lucetimods]

Who: All Draftees
What: Fighting Third Party
When: 26th, 27th, 28th, 1st, and 2nd
Where: The Southern Farmlands
Summary: See here for overall details.
Rating: Probably gonna be gorey in places :|a

DOESN'T NEED A CUT. People should know how this works, if not, just follow other people's lead. I'm gonna set up some strategist threads at the top, for the four strategists to use if they want to, otherwise people should start their own threads.

((Mod Note: Since this has been asked a few times, just fyi, the livestock do not talk. Happy hunting!))

Comments

[goldenglasses]

Maybe you should stay behind and teach them some manners!

1/2

[pearheaded]

...

[pearheaded]

All right! I'll do my best!

[BRB going to stay behind and teach them some manners.]

[goldenglasses]

[OH SHIT! Grabbing your shirt and YANKING on it so you keep running!] I WAS KIDDING!

[pearheaded]

[HNFGFK RUNNING BACKWARDS.

... Wow, he's pretty good at it.]

This is no time for kidding, Mr. Broomtop!!

[goldenglasses]

I just saved you getting your head chopped off by those guys! I don't want to do it again!

[pearheaded]

It's okay, I can run without a head! I just won't know where I'm running is all!

[goldenglasses]

THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

[pearheaded]

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THOSE POINTS THEN?!

[YEAH THOSE SPEARS RAINING DOWN ON US]

[goldenglasses]

[Huh, spears. Fancy that. Don't mind Vash as he yanks you left and right as he starts to dodge those silly spears.

And takes careful aim towards the sky.] Oh man, why won't they just give UP already!

[pearheaded]

[Woooo noodle arms are floppin all over the place, baby!]

Maybe they're upset about you shooting their friends!?

[goldenglasses]

They started it! DUCK! [Tackling you to the ground. You can take it, right?]

[pearheaded]

DOES THAT EVER MATT--OOPH!!

[HNRK, MY BACK.]


Can't you be a little more gentle?!

[goldenglasses]

Well, which hurts more? Being thrown to the ground or getting a spear stuck in your head and having to be ripped out?

[Taking aim and shooting one out of the sky before hauling you to your feet. Sorry! No time to waste with being TOO gentle!]

[pearheaded]

Well, that depends! It's a little more painful when you're not able to catch yourself, ahaha...ha...

[And he spits a tooth, to finish that.]

[goldenglasses]

[Gee, way to make a guy feel guilty.] Opps... will that grow back?

[pearheaded]

Oh, totally, no worries there. All my bones grow in, teeth included. My hair does, too! Pretty nifty, huh?

... Are there still more of those angel-ly guys?

[goldenglasses]

I don't see any in the air. I think we took care of them all... but let's not chance it and sneak out of here quietly.

[pearheaded]

[nod nod]

Sounds like a plan.

[goldenglasses]

Alright, let's go. [Tip toeing away.]