We're more than carbon and chemicals

[lucetimods]

Who: All Draftees
What: Fighting Third Party
When: 26th, 27th, 28th, 1st, and 2nd
Where: The Southern Farmlands
Summary: See here for overall details.
Rating: Probably gonna be gorey in places :|a

DOESN'T NEED A CUT. People should know how this works, if not, just follow other people's lead. I'm gonna set up some strategist threads at the top, for the four strategists to use if they want to, otherwise people should start their own threads.

((Mod Note: Since this has been asked a few times, just fyi, the livestock do not talk. Happy hunting!))

Comments

[goldenglasses]

[Hops on his one GOOD legs, seeing as you didn't say which!]

[notabluesbro]

[... Do you really think I'm that stupid. B|]

Now the other one.

[goldenglasses]

I jumped. That's all that matters!

[notabluesbro]

[goldenglasses]

[Oh fine, he jumps...]

[goldenglasses]

[...and falls over.]

I meant to do that.

[notabluesbro]

[brb, slow clapping for you

You deserve it.]

I give the landing a 5.8 for effort.

[goldenglasses]

Alright fine... I'll go to the medical tent if you go.

[notabluesbro]

[handwave]

I'll get around to it. I've got a few people I'm going to check on, before I run off to the medic tent; I'll meet you there, though.

[goldenglasses]

Who are you checking on? [Not so much to be nosey, but if you're checking in on people he meant to check on it saves him time.]

[notabluesbro]

[He just sighs.]

Who am I not checking on.

[goldenglasses]

Alright, I'll check in on them then, you go to the medical tent.

[notabluesbro]

I'm a big boy and I can take care of myself, mother.

[goldenglasses]

I'm starting to doubt that.

[notabluesbro]

[He's suddenly looking alerted.]

You hear that?

[goldenglasses]

[Wolfwood, if you're using this as a trick to sneak away he's going to be VERY angry with you! He'll... he'll... well, uh... he won't DO anything, BUT HE'LL BE VERY UPSET!

But for now, on a battlefield, there's no time for doubt. His gun is raised and ready!]

What is it?

1/3

[notabluesbro]

It's the sound of a pot

2/3

[notabluesbro]

calling the kettle black.

[notabluesbro]

Weeeelp, I'm off! See you later, needle noggin!

[Waving casually and walking off now! At least he's not sneaking off, right? |D]

Take care of yourself in the meanwhile, or I'll slap you upside the head.

1/2

[goldenglasses]

WOLFWOOD! [You jerk! You got him going and worked up for nothing!]

2/2

[goldenglasses]

[But then again. He's not about to drag you to the tent. He'll trust you to take care of it if it's going to slow you down when it comes to fighting.]

That goes double for you too, you know.

[The good news is that Vash ends up in the medical tent by the end of the day! The bad news is it wasn't for his leg. Something about getting caught by surprise and nearly losing a wing. Don't worry! He'll live! And this means you don't have to slap him!]

[notabluesbro]

[Still gonna slap you anyway.]

[goldenglasses]

[No fair! He went to the tent!]