all7seas: (run me through)
Captain Jack Sparrow ([personal profile] all7seas) wrote in [community profile] lucetilogs2011-02-26 03:34 pm

Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die:

Who: [livejournal.com profile] noprevaricating, [livejournal.com profile] hippocraticly, [livejournal.com profile] lists_to_port
What: Two Eighteenth-century Sailors and the Tractor That Didn't Love Them. And McCoy, covering his eyes.
When: Day 1 of the Draft; after this.
Where: A farm near the battlefield, and its surrounds.
Summary: Jack and Archie have decided to tend to matters of war, in spite of difficulties caused by shifting irregularities.
Rating: Jim Varney wearing John Goodman's trousers and Jed Clampett's hat.



The first thing Jack Sparrow noticed after being transported to the battlefield with the rest was what amounted to excruciating pain in his right arm.

His sword arm.

It dangled from his shoulder, badly broken and useless. And pink.

On his knees in a pile of dusty straw, Jack inspected the damage, and found it very bad indeed; he found he could not feel the fingers on his right hand at all. Clutching the useless limb to his chest, he looked about. "KENNEDY! BONES!" Where were they in this chaos?

...

And why was he COMPLETELY PINK?

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
McCoy's reaction was less than gentlemanly and tried not to let himself be distracted, but hissed out a weighty: "Shit."
simplestgift: (Eep!)

[personal profile] simplestgift 2011-03-01 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Archie tried hitting buttons on the phaser. There were some interesting-sounding bleeps, but nothing until he hit the one that went BZZZT! and vaporized a chicken.

"...Oh!" He sounded pleasantly surprised.

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Goddamn it, Kennedy!" McCoy got to his feet and grabbed the phaser from the lieutenant before he could vaporize anymore poor chickens. The other ones didn't seem too bothered by its untimely demise; chickens were callous like that.
simplestgift: (None too happy)

[personal profile] simplestgift 2011-03-01 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
And Kennedy grabbed it right back. "I was just learning how the damned thing works, Doctor. I've got it now, and I don't miss." He wondered what the range of accuracy could possibly be on a futuristic light-shooting gun like this.

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Give me back my phaser!" No, he was not being childish.
simplestgift: (angry)

[personal profile] simplestgift 2011-03-01 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Doctor! Treat your patient!" It's given like an order, even though a ship's surgeon wouldn't really have been under his command. He points the phaser to the sky and fires once, hitting one of the descending soldiers. And watching in awe as the creature simply ceases to exist. Whoa.

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Gritting his teeth, he listened to his orders unhappily and trudged back to continue his treatment on Jack's broken arm. Goddamn military types -- he was a country doctor, not one of their damn soldiers.
simplestgift: (wet and breathless)

[personal profile] simplestgift 2011-03-01 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Archie stepped back, trying to get a better angle on the flying attackers. He fires at another and it vanishes.

"I'm not sure I've decided whether this is a good invention or a very bad one, Doctor."

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
"You've got it on the wrong setting." Or the right one, depending on the priorities of the man holding the weapon.
simplestgift: (How awesome were you?)

[personal profile] simplestgift 2011-03-01 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Another flying soldier VAPORIZED! "It seems to be working fine, Doctor!"

At least, it was doing a weapon's intended purpose....

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Just give me a few more minutes... something is interfering with my damn equipment." It was clear from his tone that he blamed the pirate.
simplestgift: (Upward glance.)

[personal profile] simplestgift 2011-03-01 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
"A Shifter?" Archie squints up at the sky, but can't tell from this distance if there are any Shifters up in the sky. Well, he can always just fry them all.

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
McCoy shrugged. He had no idea, but blamed the irregularities that had currently made his companions blue and pink.
simplestgift: (well well well)

[personal profile] simplestgift 2011-03-01 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Kennedy zapped another soldier, enjoying this a little too much. "You don't have to reload, there's no shot, no powder, no smoke. And they're still coming in faster than I can shoot!" He edged toward the door of a nearby barn, then peered in. "Ha-HA!" He lowered the phaser and darted into the barn, disappearing out of sight.

[identity profile] hippocraticly.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Kennedy, come back here with my phaser!"
simplestgift: (Default)

[personal profile] simplestgift 2011-03-01 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
No response from inside the barn, but it sounded like something was going on. After a moment...

"I found something better than Beastie!"

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