New Species Event - Mass Interaction Log

[lucetimods]

Who: Anyone!
What: All in here
When: Today, Tomorrow, Until April 2nd
Where: Anywhere in Luceti!
Summary: People in Luceti wake up as something they weren't before. An elf, a gremlin, a vulcan, or perhaps a mermaid? Try living in someone else's shoes... if they can even wear those.
Rating: Not recommended for those with weak constitutions, raging hormones, shipping goggles, or people just too cool and attractive for this kind of thing.

No need for LJ Cut! Mass action style stuff all around town. You can use this if you don't want to make a post. Or you can make a post anyway. Have at!

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[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

She looks after me. Of course she knows things -- she's smart. And gay!

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

So I heard. Funnily enough, we didn't discuss this subject while she was here.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

I think I miss her.

[ this said as she quite jauntily walks up the stairs. ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

You think?

[ McCoy asks incredulously as he holds open the door for the oddly behaved slayer. ]

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ she breezes inside and doesn't bother to remove her shoes or her jacket. robots feel no discomfort. ]

I do think. She is my best friend. It's right to miss her.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Just... take a seat, Summers.

i made this icon just for this thread :>

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ the buffybot sits at the dining table and leans forward, hiking the back of her top up and revealing a skin-panel that looks like it could be removable.

enjoy that, bones. ]

dflmgdlgmd also 1/3?

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ having Buffy at the dining table wasn't the exact place he wanted her, but he could at least take comfort that she was actually complying with him and not acting like a damn infant about this check-up. he drapes his medical satchel over the chair and watches with confusion as she lifts her shirt and... ]

2/3

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

3/3

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

What the hell is that?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

My control panel. [ her voice is muffled against the table. it doesn't look like a comfy position -- she apparently doesn't care. ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ and McCoy is just stunned by this revelation. ]

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ she takes his silence as a sign of something horrible. ]

Is something wrong?

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ McCoy really doesn't want to touch that panel, but he has to know. the doctor leans forward and his fingers hover over it before he finally taps it. oh god, please be warm and soft and flesh like it damn well should be. ]

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ she twitches. pure reaction. the panel is cold and hard and metal. this is definitely not buffy summers. not the right one. ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ and he retracts his hand like it's been burned. ] Who the -- no, what the hell are you!?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

I'm Buffy.

[ said very simply. ] I'm the Slayer.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

You're not Summers. [ and it's obvious she isn't Gem either. and now his conversations with the blonde program seem to have done a good job for preparing him for this. ]

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

You don't understand. I have to be Buffy, until Buffy gets back.

[ her programming is so muddled. there are bits and pieces from when spike first had her and more from when she was masquerading as the real slayer -- when buffy had been dead. ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Where is she? [ a little aggressively. ]

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

Where's who?

[ sitting up, now. the panel of 'skin' hanging open on her side. ]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ McCoy tilts his head so he doesn't see it. he's taken apart more than enough electronics than he'd care to admit and seeing her a bunch of circuits and wires hanging out of her will be the straw that breaks the camel's back. ]

Summers. I've already had to deal with one computer this damn cycle, I never thought I'd have to deal with another one.

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

I'm Buffy Summers, silly. We already went over this.

[ ... ] If I've passed my check-up then I should really go find Spike.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ should he just let her go and look for Spike? hmmm... maybe he should check the network, but that would mean leaving her alone in his living room and that doesn't sit well with him. ]

Uh.. listen, have you seen anything strange today?

[roboslaying.livejournal.com]

[ she begins to recite a LIST. ]

Winry's green, Sokka's a monster, Giles is a dragon and Derek's a bird. Albert Silverberg is shorter than usual.

[ she mispronounces giles with a hard g. ]