you're in the jungle, baby / you gonna die

[lucetimods]

Who: All draftees
What: Fighting the Third Party... and perhaps the wildlife.
When: June 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th. (Characters will be pulled out at 11:59 of the 6th.)
Where: An as-yet unmapped by the Malnosso tropical rainforest.
Summary: Here are your details. Try to stay alive, won't you?
Rating: Anywhere from PG to R.

No cut for you. Most of you will know how this works by now; if you don't, follow the lead of the others, or perhaps look to the last draft's fighting post for ideas. Don't forget to use your handy dandy character tags. Go forth and conquer thine enemies!

Comments

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry. He'll end up shooting his rocket fist, and accidentally fire the whole arm later.]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

You can get up now. Walk around - do your legs need to be tightened more?

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[If he could blink in confusion, he would. But that won't stop him, so he blinks anyway. Then stands and finally begins to walk around a little. It's like he got fixed by Crow, except not terribly!]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

I'm a mechanic. I work with prosthetic limbs, and well... this isn't too much different I suppose.

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[He's special.]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Does everything work fine or not?

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[That's right. Acknowledge that he's special and different and awesome. Your silence says yes!]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Good. If you need to be fixed again I'll be here.

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[Because now he knows how to totally rock him. Totally. AT LEAST HIS LEGS WORK.]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Who?

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[Of course, this taking the definition of "getting the jump on" loosely. Very loosely.]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

What idiot would dress like you?

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Of course. Unless they're defective, malfunction, or obsolete.

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

So you say.

[roboredom.livejournal.com]

[And now he's storming out. There is totally no way this would ever backfire.]