you're in the jungle, baby / you gonna die

[lucetimods]

Who: All draftees
What: Fighting the Third Party... and perhaps the wildlife.
When: June 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th. (Characters will be pulled out at 11:59 of the 6th.)
Where: An as-yet unmapped by the Malnosso tropical rainforest.
Summary: Here are your details. Try to stay alive, won't you?
Rating: Anywhere from PG to R.

No cut for you. Most of you will know how this works by now; if you don't, follow the lead of the others, or perhaps look to the last draft's fighting post for ideas. Don't forget to use your handy dandy character tags. Go forth and conquer thine enemies!

Comments

[all7seas]

[Just.....horror.]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Relax, Sparrow. You're not gonna get locked up -- he's not that stupid.

[all7seas]

But he's the Batman! He is not motivated by intelligence! He is only motivated by justice and a strange desire to bugger everything!

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ ... oh wonderful, yet another rant about the Batman. McCoy decides to let him get it out of his system and gets on with his tasks as the pirate stands there and spits hairs. ]

[all7seas]

[Jack will happily continue. There are things said about his "fairy bat suit" and "ruddy compensating-for-something rocket launchers" and "penchant for drowning a man." Finally he subsides somewhat.


Somewhat.]

........Buggered Batman...

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ the doctor's only half paying attention to the ornery pirate as he goes on and on, although he does seem to sense when it winds down and reach its conclusion and he looks back over. ]

Feeling better?

[all7seas]

Aye. Betterish. But if anyone has any thoughts of throwing Sparrow in said brig? I'm defecting.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Defecting. [ he repeats, bemused. ] Sure.

[all7seas]

Aye. Defecting, right over to the other side. And then they shall have my many formidable talents at their disposal, eh?

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Pray tell, what talents would they be?

[all7seas]

Pirating, and thieving, marauding and fighting and sabotage!

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

They're not interested in pirating or thieving or marauding!

[all7seas]

BE that as it MAY, McCoy, I'll not be sent to the Battish Brig!

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ exasperated. ] No one from the enclosure's gonna be thrown into the brig, Sparrow! Good God, I'm starting to regret saying anything about this damn camp!

[all7seas]

Never mind---let us not speak of it again. The Batman will do what he will do, and none of us can stop him. We're meant to be on the same side, after all...Just so long as he has no funny ideas about prisons back in the village.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ McCoy rolls his eyes and mutters to himself. ] It's like talking to a child.

[all7seas]

You ought to agree with me, McCoy; after all, you were thrown into prison yourself once, weren't you? Back when you went all evilish.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ he stops in his pacing and glares at the pirate. ] Why the hell are you bringing that up now?

[all7seas]

I don't take to your last insult, is all. We don't want to have words now, McCoy----same team and all.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

You're brain-dead. Get out of here.

[all7seas]

Must be the jungle heat. [He sweeps the doctor a grand bow.]

'Til we meet again, McCoy, in this world or the next. Or back home at the pub, whichever comes first.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Fine, whatever.

[ a beat, as he turns his back. ] Be careful out there.

[all7seas]

Careful? Careful's my middle name, lad! Jack Careful Sparrow! CAPTAIN. Captain Jack Careful Sparrow! Adieu and farewell!