you're in the jungle, baby / you gonna die

[lucetimods]

Who: All draftees
What: Fighting the Third Party... and perhaps the wildlife.
When: June 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th. (Characters will be pulled out at 11:59 of the 6th.)
Where: An as-yet unmapped by the Malnosso tropical rainforest.
Summary: Here are your details. Try to stay alive, won't you?
Rating: Anywhere from PG to R.

No cut for you. Most of you will know how this works by now; if you don't, follow the lead of the others, or perhaps look to the last draft's fighting post for ideas. Don't forget to use your handy dandy character tags. Go forth and conquer thine enemies!

Comments

[consultmybooks]

Plenty of villagers try and do the same.

[simplestgift]

Of course. I've been making quite a fuss that they haven't had a single whiskey here that tastes like it does at home. I can't see why Jack can't misuse the word "marauding" to make himself feel a bit better.

[consultmybooks]

He's perfectly free to do so.

Just as I'm free to object, because we don't have pirates back home.

[simplestgift]

Makes your life that much easier, at the very least.

[consultmybooks]

One less thing to worry about.

We still have, um, thieves and the like. Bank robbers, muggers...still, no pirates.

[simplestgift]

Highwaymen?

[consultmybooks]

We don't have the right sort of highways anymore.