EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

Comments

[biteoffherhead]

[Moro laughs. The moe-est laugh.]

I do not think your sense of smell is strong enough. You humans have strong eyes instead of noses.

[biteoffherhead]

[...Whaaaat on earth]

I'm the only one you know.

[biteoffherhead]

Well enough. I trust you're doing fine?

[i_am_not_cute]

[When Anise comes over to offer some fruit to Pao-Lin, Pao-Lin's more than happy to accept.]

Oh, thanks! [After she bites into it (mmm, sweet!), she says:] That bathing suit looks cute on you. [Pao-Lin, of course, has shunned the swimsuit, and is instead just wandering around in a baggy T-shirt, shorts, and flipflops.]

[goldenglasses]

Yeah? Even the people in Luceti?

fft we can be fail together, cry

[bubblywishes]

[It must be the Shift or something, but somehow Norma just knows that something wonderful is heading her way. Slowly, she turns...and it's as if the world entered a shoujo manga. Vivi is running towards her, with sparkling water from the ocean crashing off her feet and legs, she's smiling that "just for you" smile and...oh. ♥

Norma holds her breath, stricken by cupid arrow a hundredfold, before waving back with just as much joy and enthusiasm. COME INTO MY ARMS, MY FAIR PRINCESS.]

[generalflirt]

It's certainly a little less suspect than it could be. Albeit... some things more so than others.

[Like those fruit. Even though they look good and other people seem to be eating them]

[frost_jewel]

It is a very beautiful day. Much warmer than the winters in my home tend to be.

[frost_jewel]

I don't mind. I like swimming.

[This sugar-sweet smile is so innocent and pure, Kurt. How could she even be thinking of doing anything in retaliation?]

[silversnowfall]

[...you deserve personal happiness...

Nephry can't help it, she's laughing too. As long as Natalia's all right - and she seems to be.]

[bubblywishes]

[Wow, what, WOW RUDE. Norma glares down at Ace, insulted, and opens her mouth to complain. You had better not have just insinuated that she's getting fat or something, Hothead, because she'll make you eat your hat next, as a chaser to that fruit.

Unfortunately, she doesn't get the chance to threaten him, because Ace lifted himself up and thus made Norma fall over onto her back with a squeak. UGH, GROSS! Now she's got sand all over her! And in her wings, too! She'll have to wash the damn stuff off now, bleeeh... Also, Norma may be hilariously trying to fend off Ace's hand with her feet, kicking him away gently while her hands grip the sides of it. No takey!]

Yeah, and it's mine now! I beat you fair and square so you can't take it back!

[FIGHT ME.]

[unseenspy]

Hey now, don't shout like that.

[Now Jay pulls a much more effective weapon, a dagger. He tosses it towards the top of the tree, slicing several branches, and causing several of the fruits to fall down, hitting the sand with a soft thump.]

log's getting huge - want to appointments post this?

[markofthebrave]

Yeeeah. [She gives the tree a skeptical glance.] I'm not so sure about those trees. I mean, they're pretty and the fruit smells good, but it's not usually a good idea to eat what you can't identify.

[Just ask her about cactus juice sometime.]

[markofthebrave]

Oh, you mean like use my super-strength to throw it really hard? Or bend my body out of the way like it was made out of rubber?

[SHE'S ON TO YOU, MAN.]

[gomugomunopwn]

What? No! I wasn't gonna do that...

[YES HE WAS.]

[eyesofstrength]

[Well, from what he's seen of Grune so far, she's got a lot in common with Karin, and he knows he could be in for it with her. Not usually in a bad way, just something embarrassing, which is why the dread.]

That would be fine. Unless you have someone special you wish to spend time with, of course. I'm just fine watching my little brother and sister from here.

[markofthebrave]

[She saunters over to his wagon in her neat little bikini top and skirt combo and hefts up a balloon, testing its weight.]

Or we could both cheat. It might be more fun that way.

[As long as he held back a little with his super strength, if he managed to land one on her she shouldn't get hurt too badly. But she doesn't even think about that - she trusts him completely.]

[herotypical]

"Funny. He once told me -- with all kinds of relish -- about how he once turned down a king."

Of course, that wasn't a king of Arthur's caliber. "Feeling the pressure though, huh?"

[fabrecation]

... You want some? [He holds half of the fruit to her. You know you want it, Tear.]

[fabrecation]

[The ocean is just out to get him okay, this has nothing to do with the weather. :|

Luke pauses, looking at that hand for a moment. Logic says he should just thank him and walk past it - that's what he'd normally do, right? But everything else says to take it, and really, that hand looked so inviting...

So, he glances away as he takes Ion's hand, a blush coming across his face when their skin makes contact. His hand was warm.]

Y-Yeah, let's go.

fffff that icon

[implanta]

Have you gone swimming yet? I haven't had the chance yet, I... wasn't sure if the water is cold or not.

[more like she can't swim well and she's afraid.]

[implanta]

[She does, but chalks it up to people moving around behind her. She'll glance behind her, but nothing more than that.]

[fabrecation]

... Okay.

[NO NO NO NO except Luke's pulling the fruit back to split it in half NO NO NO WHAT SHOULDN'T HE JUST MAKE HIM GET ONE OF HIS OWN and then he offers that half to Brendan. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM.]

Here. [But he is making a face to show that THIS IS ONLY A TEMPORARY ACT OF FRIENDSHIP even though that's absolutely not true, he's just tsunning.]

[implanta]

[Cloche'll stop and keep herself afloat when she gets closer. Lucky for her that's easy.]

Claude! Are you all right?

[hiken_ace]

Something nice and sweet, huh? [Except ew cherry reminds him of Blackbeard. He nuzzles her cheek with his nose.]

Just like you~.