EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! Everybody!
What: It's a beach! There's fruit! Love in the air! Classy private rooms in the mountains!
When: From sunrise to midnight! (AND IT'S TODAY! FEBRUARY 18th!)
Where: Out on the beach, centered around the teleporter/tunnel exit area. But it feels like July out there! Ain't that just the shit?
Summary: Summary? Why does this need a summary. I said everything up there. And then I'm gonna say even more after this. Why do we need this field? Seriously, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Rating: KEEP IT CLEAN, KIDS. Take your dirty smut to an appointments post!

Long Ago In A Distant Land, Akai, the fully functional fonbot, unleashed a fairly standard mod post. But a foolish player kept asking questions and come on, do you really need to know that much? Now everyone wants to play out their ships and get into fruit shenanigans and undo to evil that is AKAI.

((No, but seriously guys, look at the mod post, you know what to do. Everything you need is there. Mass log post, remember to tag your characters name here, and do your thing.))

OH YEAH! So like, assume there is stands (or you know, beach-appropriate huts) here and there that are stocked up on bathing suits (and curtains you can change behind), stands with beverages, and snacks. Nobody's really operating them, new stuff just gets Shifted there (BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING). The Malnosso are the most considerate bro-ginization ever.

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[herd_effect]

[He catches her arm.] No, stay with me. Just...talk to me for a while. Intelligently.

[Because honestly, he'd rather have her nearby than someone that would misinterpret the way his body is reacting. He's still going to definitely pretend that this never happened after it wears off, but at least he's going through it with a fellow physician.]

Let's get some friendship fruit up in hurr

[mischiefbreeder]

[If you're going to be splashing water around like that, Naruto, be prepared to be splashed right back. Which is why Gold is sneaking up right behind Naruto aaaaand... SPLASHING HIM!]

[fleurdesel]

[She hesitates a moment before she nods, settling back down next to Will, very carefully not touching him other than his hand on her arm.]

What is it you would like to discuss?

[bamfing]

[He moves to sit down in the shade with her.]

I sort of understand. I mean... there was a time I was scared of ever being caught in the light. It's not easy getting used to it.

[mischiefbreeder]

[Guess who's already sitting up at the top of the tree, holding one of those mild fruits in his hand.]

Yo.

[proudprince]

Vegeta. [The smile slips off his face because ow his cheeks don't bend that way but his expression settles into something much friendlier than the usual.] The weather is satisfactory today. Would you like to walk with me?

[Normally he'd just demand she walk with him, but...]

[herd_effect]

I don't know. Something. [He forces his thoughts to settle enough to formulate a question.] ...Do you have a favorite disease?

they will have friendship!

[folklorist]

[ Helios is also walking along the beach when he spots Beast. Remembering their convo from last time Helios makes his way over a smile ever apparent on his lips. ]

It's rather beautiful, isn't it?

Does he have his tail?

[zelda_hylia]

I would like that very much!

[She rests a hand on his arm. Hey, she's a princess, she's used to being escorted - and despite his strange hair and gruff voice, there's an undeniable air of nobility about Vegeta.]

It is really nice out today, isn't it? I find it a little strange considering that it's the middle of winter, but Luceti is new to me. Is this normal?

[all7seas]

If you ever want a berth on a pirate ship, let me know, darling.

[Because seriously, waterbending? SO useful.]

[eyesofstrength]

[At least Grune has a chance to be successful today since the experiment has put Leonhardt into a better mood, but he's always been a bit of a grump.]

I don't. I just don't really enjoy swimming much.

[Plus if Joshua isn't going to swim for reasons he understands, he'll do the same.]

/hugs

[all7seas]

When Jack wanted to be flipped, it was so easy to flip him. So, so easy. It was a familiar, intimate gesture that he had grown to anticipate and love. Black wings squelched down into the cool, wet sand and he found himself looking up at her.

"How'd I ever get you to trust me in the first place?"

[all7seas]

I don't have to scurry about to catch the wind; he obliges by sending it in the direction I need it. I've got a mind to catch hold of the healing spirit next. Picture it: Captain Jack Sparrow, healer.





Has no ring to it whatsoever.

[bravelad]

[ Wherever there is a social gathering, derps are ever guaranteed to collide. Wellard stumbles back but, hey, not falling down, he considers that a raging success. He's a quick draw on the next part in line. ]

My apologies.

[fleurdesel]

...A favorite disease? I'm a trauma surgeon Rett, I do not typically deal with diseases so much as I do abscesses, gangrene, and injuries earned through idiocy. Though I did deal with fibromyalgia quite a bit in the past year, if only because general practitioners would just diagnose their hypochondriac patients with it so they'd let them alone. That and gluten allergies. Telling an obese American tourist that yes, it was their precious burgers and beer that caused them to be so ill is more than a little amusing to me.

[herotypical]

"You have a very disconcertingly earnest eyes. Sometimes."

Of course -- even Buffy understood that most of that sometimes involved performance and guile. So she smirked above him while her knees squeezed his sides. "All chocolatey and...and convincing."

[markofthebrave]

[What is this - two offers in as many weeks? Just the other day Hiccup was encouraging her to ask to join the Britannia. She has to admit, this is a bit more flattering. But Katara just shrugs and smiles at the good captain.]

I think Luffy's got prior claim on me, Jack.

[Considering, you know. Boyfriend.

Besides. The Ocean Spirit has her loyalties. But then, they were just talking about pirate ships.]

[fleurdesel]

...I think you should leave the healing to the professionals Jack. [She chuckles and shakes her head, nibbling another slice of fruit off her knife.] Though...Captain Jack Sparrow; Master of the Wind has a better sound to it. Perhaps you could learn to speak to the water spirit, urge the currants where you will them to sail all the faster?

Alright to drop in? :P

[tailasoldastime]

[Oh it's Pilouette... sigh, Pilouette... how did he not notice her before? Trod trod over...

Uh oh... here comes those nerves again.] H-h-hello... Pilouette... [Saying her name very softly, as if saying it any other way would damage its beauty.]

[herd_effect]

[He gives a little sniff of laughter--he's had a couple patients like that before. But as for that diagnosis...] To be honest, I don't actually know what fibromyalgia is.

[all7seas]

Here's what I think. You want to know what I think? Because I'm going to tell you what I think, this very moment:

I think YOU, Katara Waterbender, should teach MYSELF, Captain Jack Sparrow, how to bend water. Part the Red Sea. All that.

Done! :D

[tailasoldastime]

[Is someone talking to him? Oh, hello. He remembers you and your sweet stand... mmmm, that sweet stand, that's making him smile...]

It... I-I've never seen one l-like this...

[all7seas]

Sona, you mean? I think I've NEARLY got her warmed up to me.

[Like most women who crossed his path, Sona was going through the sometimes-difficult Jack is insufferable period.]

I think she likes me.

[fleurdesel]

I do not think the term was used until somewhere around the eighties, so it would be quite awhile before you would have to worry about it. It's typically a very vague, chronic pain. All most physicians can do is say what it isn't, and at the end they've got patients that are uncomfortable to suffering from crippling pain without a discernible cause. Treatment is spotty at best, because we still aren't entirely certain what's causing the pain.

[kineticcajun]

[Chuckling, he steps juuust barely out of the way to let some sun through. Is he not merciful.]

Jus' tryin' to help, chere.

[Yeah, he's so full of it he's not even trying to sound sincere.]